Fun Sexy Bible Time

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Matthew Pierce and Casey Haas lead an irreverent joyride through Christian culture and make a lot of adolescent jokes

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Casey on Mother's Day, Build Your Own Bible Study (ep 137) 18.05.2020 55:04

(0:30) Casey's parenting rant (21:00) Mother's Day postmortem (37:00) Build Your Own Bible Study (48:30) Liam Neeson at a Church budget meeting

TV show pitches, mad libs, Real or Fake: Matthew Edition (ep 136) 07.05.2020 54:30

(0:30) tv show pitches (6:30) elon musk's kid (21:00) tweet replies (23:30) real or fake (41:30) mad libs

Christian Tweets, listener content (ep 135) 26.04.2020 54:54

casey's do-over (4:30) tweets (10:30) listener content (29:30)

Name that CCM Tune, offensive animals, FSBT Awkward Situations (ep 134) 16.04.2020 56:52

(0:30) Name that CCM Tune (21:45)offensive animal sounds (32:30) FSBT Awkward Situations

CCM pandemic songs, FSBT Awkward Situations, Would You Rather (ep 133) 05.04.2020 45:52

(0:30) Casey's CCM pandemic playlist (11:00) FSBT Awkward Situations (32:00) FSBT Would You Rather Also one of the Pierce family's pet crickets is in the background, periodically chirping in, do you get it because crickets chirp nevermind

FSBT GAME NIGHT: name that tune, would you rather (ep 132) 29.03.2020 49:11

Casey and Matthew pass the quarantine time by playing FSBT Name That Tune and Would You Rather, also Matthew has a weird rant about Pat Morita

Horny Youth Group Games, AFV, Coronavirus Real or Fake (Matthew's Birthday, ep 131) 21.03.2020 48:27

Casey's AFV rant (0:30) Horny Youth Group Games (11:30) Coronavirus real or fake (26:30) Birthday stuff (31:30) BONUS: backup recorder post-show audio (45:00)

Real or Fake: Richard Clark edition, youth group, horror movie ideas (ep 130) 09.03.2020 33:11

(1:30) Danny's inappropriate jokes (6:00) Ron Swanson isn't real (11:30) Matthew in youth group (15:00) horror movie ideas (21:30) real or fake: Richard Clark

christian tweets, song generator, youth pastor billy bob thornton (ep 129) 29.02.2020 46:02

(2:00) youth pastor billy bob thornton (3:45) casey has questions about matthew's homeschool crew (9:30) christian tweets (27:00) song generator

Valentine's Day songs and Would You Rathers (ep 128) 13.02.2020 47:14

Matthew's basketball comeback (1:00) Matthew and Rod Parsley in 2003 (5:00) CCM Valentine's Day songs (19:30) Would You Rather (34:30)

Homeschool Hooters, Into the YouTubes (ep 127) 04.02.2020 48:23

Casey catches Matthew off guard with an unexpected opener (1:00), then Matthew talks about CHRIST PRIME (8:00). Then we talk about Hooters vs Chick fil A (10:00) Finally, we explore a selection of YouTube clips: "Week Away" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P21Eodtt7w "AKA Public School" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF9L3MSj5GQ Gail Schuler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whpZF9YdnRY

Abstinence songs, Lewis vs Tolkien (ep 126) 20.01.2020 49:44

-Matthew's weird CS Lewis impression (0:30) -Abstinence songs (9:30) -Abstinence mad lib (33:00)

Inappropriate Christian Wordplay, Would You Rather, Real or Fake: CASEY HAAS (ep 125) 12.01.2020 41:41

casey meets bekah (3:00) inappropriate wordplay (10:30) would you rather? (18:00) real or fake: CASEY HAAS (27:30)

Christian Tweets, Star Wars, Real or Fake Headlines (ep 124) 05.01.2020 51:28

we sound...better (5:00) casey's star wars rant (11:30) real or fake: headlines (18:00) christian tweets (33:30)

Grown up wish lists, real or fake (ep 123) 15.12.2019 44:07

matthew goes youth pastor on casey (1:00) casey's grown up christmas list (17:30) christian twitter real or fake (29:00)

The 2019 Christian Tweet of the Year selection show with Richard Clark (ep 122) 08.12.2019 1:03:23

We welcome Richard Clark back to the show and the three of us draft the semifinalists for 2019 Christian Tweet of the Year

"It's a Wonderful Life" wrap up show (ep 121) 02.12.2019 39:31

Recorded immediately after FSBT Movie Night, Matthew and Casey go into the darkness on every "It's a Wonderful Life" hot take they have, including -WAS UNCLE BILLY REAL -DID MARY SLUT SHAME VIOLET -RASPBERRIES

Peach wine, Matthew's decade, Real or Fake (ep 120) 24.11.2019 41:35

FSBT AFTER DARK NOT LIVE FROM MATTHEW'S GARAGE IN ALABAMA AND CASEY'S BEDROOM IN FLORIDA Matthew's decade (8:30) announcements (15:00) Real or Fake (20:30)

Casey's Decade, real or fake, John Crist (ep 119) 18.11.2019 55:08

casey's decade (1:00) real or fake (11:00) the john crist story (21:30)

Casey's CrossFire testimony, new segments (ep 118) 10.11.2019 59:09

youth group name-off (1:00) crossfire (6:30) real or fake? (27:00) dumb anger inventories (35:00)

Christian Tweets, Halloween Would You Rather (ep 117) 01.11.2019 56:22

-casey's voskamp tour (1:00) -christian twitter (14:00) -church judgement houses (33:30) -halloween would you rather (43:30)

Covenant Spice reviews, John MacArthur is at it again (ep 116) 26.10.2019 59:08

erotic baptism (1:00) episode rebuttal (6:30) covenant spice reviews (19:00) moore vs macarthur (36:00)

FSBT Lady Time Advice Time with Perk City (Ep 115) 19.10.2019 1:05:55

Random listener topics (6:30) Casey & Perk do Dear Abby (35:00) mad libs (54:30)

Theological sex toys, Christian Twitter, mad libs (ep 114) 13.10.2019 45:14

Theological sex toys (1:30) Is Matthew a big deal (12:00) Tweet mad libs (15:30) Light switch, cont'd (28:00) Tweet replies (37:00)

Pastor hypotheticals, IS HEAVEN OVERRATED, and exploding bosoms with Pastor Rich (Ep 113) 08.10.2019 46:44

Casey remains AWOL as she travels the country hanging out with CCM stars, so Pastor Rich is back on the show to wade through some pastor Would You Rathers, also we talk about exploding bosoms.