Fun Sexy Bible Time

We dive into the recent brouhaha involving Dave Ramsey and his company's surprising email to journalist Bob Smietana (8:00) before Matthew winds up reading the email as Alex Jones (36:00). Finally, we cleanse the palate by playing Would You Rather (40:30)

Matthew and Casey! Matthew and Bekah! Listener Zach! It's an FSBT MEGASODE as we voyage across the FSBT multiverse, transcending linear time to bring you the following: Listener Zach roasts Matthew and Bekah and challenges the show to address Janet Jackson's nipple (0:05) Matthew and Casey talk about the fallout from the, uh, nipple fallout, whatever: (2:00) Matthew and Casey get into arguments ov...

Casey talks about getting hit on by Tom Arnold and has some fun with it (4:30). Then Matthew introduces a new mega-batch of Christian Tweets (15:30). Finally, Matthew and Casey play a round of Rant Swaps that predictably goes off the rails (47:30)

Listener-submitted bad Christmas takes! (0:05) Then Matthew imitates various celebrities flirting with Beth Moore, before Casey shares some thoughts about Beth's Trumpism thread that got everyone talking (4:30). Casey gets attacked by a ghost? (26:00) Finally, Matthew and Casey goof off with their own bad Christmas takes (36:00)

Casey rolls out a series of increasingly hot takes for people who aren't sure what to buy their spouse (0:10). Then we drop a challenge to the listeners for bad holiday takes (17:00). Finally, Matthew introduces a new segment, wherein we have to perform the other person's grumpy rants (21:00)

Matthew and Casey are joined by Richard Clark to draft the nominees for the 2020 Christian Tweet of the Year voting. (Plus a couple of picks from surprise guests...)

Matthew and Casey go on a run of random topics for Shoot the Shoot, including men's grooming, parking lots, Creed, and then somehow get into a disagreement over Trump's Twitter (0:05). Then Casey leads a discussion on the Carl Lentz scandal (28:15). Finally, Matthew gives Casey a round of Name that CCM Christmas Song (43:00), and listeners are encouraged to try to beat her (very respectable!) scor...

Matthew and Casey begin with an absolutely incredible rap sent in by listener Sean (2:00). Then Matthew unveils the Build Your Own Thanksgiving segment (11:30). Finally, Casey brings a round of CCM Name That Tune and all listeners are invited to try to beat Matthew's (very troubling!) score of 40. link to Cobra Kai's pod: https://open.spotify.com/show/3wUU1Nh9qEu9mSZZV1WKYo?si=75kjCTcHRYiybHNsoB0U...

Matthew begins the episode with an impromptu tribute to his high school basketball coach who passed away (0:05). Then we talk about which medicines taste the best (8:00). Then Casey leads the segment on listeners' dating questions (16:30) and we finish with a quick roundup of Christian tweets (53:00)

Casey brings another round of conversation starters in Shoot the Shoot (0:05) including movie snacks, chores, and zombies. Then Matthew fields a dating question from Bekah (17:00). Then Casey runs another intimacy article-based mad lib (20:15) before Matthew brings out his teenage writing for a game of finish the prompt (30:00)

FSBT intern Cobra Kai is on location doing man on the street interviews at Moody Bible Institute (0:05). Then Casey goes all in on her distaste for the 1997 film "My Best Friend's Wedding" (5:30). Then we play games! Would You Rather? (26:00) and mad libs (43:30)

Casey debuts a new segment: Shooting the Shoot (0:05), where we run through conversation starters like dream CCM lineups, how we would spend an unexpected $50, and pie milkshakes vs cereal milkshakes. Then we play a game of "guess my halloween costume" (28:30). Finally, Casey presents Matthew with a set of impression prompts, which turns into utter chaos (40:45)

Casey talks about her ongoing quest to get to 1k Twitter followers, it's fine, it's no big deal (0:10). Then we bring out a stunning new batch of Christian Tweets (13:30). Then Matthew gets weird about orange juice (34:45) Finally, we play a marathon game of FSBT Would You Rather (37:45)

Intern Cobra Kai checks in from college to rundown his latest hot takes on Cobra Kai the series (0:05), then Matthew gives marriage tips for wives (20:30). Then we sift through listener submissions for FSBT fake facts (33:30) before Casey is forced to help perform her own birthday play, CASEY HAAS: BOUNTY HUNTER (45:45)

Casey reacts to a tweet about cultivating sexual responsiveness (0:30), then we eventually dissect the Falwell situation at Liberty (13:00). Finally, Casey gives Matthew a youth pastor/smoking hot wife COVID challenge, which is way more fun than it sounds (35:15)

Matthew and Casey talk about WAP (0:10), then randomly discuss two episodes of the show "Step by Step" (8:15). Finally, they draft the teams for the Father Figure Showdown (23:45)

Intern Cobra Kai checks in from his professor's basement with a plan to wear a FSBT shirt at his Christian college without getting suspended (0:10). Then Matthew rebuts Casey's dumb Bible men segment with a dumb Bible women segment (16:00). Finally, Casey brings out some real or fake headlines (32:30)

Casey leads off with a sermon series on dumb men of the Bible (0:30). Then we talk Christian Tweets (13:00) and introduce the FSBT Prayer Chain (34:00)

Intern Cobra Kai pops into the show for a few minutes to report on his research into his nickname (0:05). Then Casey and Matthew go on a run of curated divorce photos (12:30), John Crist's comeback (21:00), and obscure impressions (40:00)

Casey returns to the show to give her rebuttals (0:30) and then we dive into drafting the field for the FSBT Cool Chick Showdown (12:30)

FSBT Canada Bureau Chief Laura fills in for Casey and leads the Where is Casey investigation (5:30). Then we play a game of FSBT Would You Rather (16:00). Finally, we talk about cool chicks in preparation for the Cool Chick Showdown (50:00)

(0:10) casey attempts to reclaim the phrase "white blessing" (10:00) writing prompts (31:00) Cool Guy Draft

Matthew returns to the show to offer his rebuttals to the all-lady episode 139, then we bring out a new segment: random writing prompts

Matthew is AWOL and Casey has replaced him with Jennifer Clark to talk about LADY TOPICS (1:00), bad pandemic self care (7:30), real or fake: Transformed Wife (16:00), and mad libs (29:00)

(0:10) Casey on Covid fatigue and Metaxas (13:00) Church children's ministries (27:00) Build Your Own Bible Study, round 2