FREAKQUELS Podcast

A VALENTINE from Matthew Renaldi, CEO of the pot pie empire, GRAVY DIGGERS: “Roses are red, violets are blue, can we watch 2001’s Valentine, and do a subpar review?” Yes, we can, Matthew! YES, we can!

Trapped, the FREAKQUELS crew, along with their guests JOE PETTITO and KEVIN NAPOLI, keep their cannibalistic urges at bay by discussing the holiday classic “MY BLOODY VALENTINE” after young Vince causes a coal mine to collapse, learning once and for all that there’s a vast difference between a Coal miner and a Coal minor.

In pursuit of teaching young Vince the true meaning of Valentine’s Day, the FREAKQUELS gang revisits the gothic horror masterpiece “BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN” only to disillusion the lad with its themes of romantic rejection and paternal abandonment.  Mission accomplished?

This week, the FREAKQUELS gang starts a lip-syncing band with rockabilly legend Tom Tomeo who reveals to them that the cult film “SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE ll” was based on his time as NEPA’s Driller Killer! 

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After confusing the LAMENT CONFIGURATION for one of his building blocks, young Vince accidentally opens a gateway to Hell where the CENOBITES force him to watch the 80's gorefest, "HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER ll." Find out if his SUFFERING was legendary, even in Hell!

Welcome to season 2 of FREAKQUELS!!! This week, the gang travels to the BATES MOTEL to discuss the underrated sequel “PSYCHO 2” with innkeeper and cinephile extraordinaire Joe Petitto! 

Bustin’ makes the FREAKQUELS gang feel good as they welcome back GHOSTBUSTERS aficionado Matthew Renaldi to discuss the underrated gem of a sequel, “GHOSTBUSTERS 2!”  

After young Vince voices his Christmas wish of the FREAKQUELS gang reviewing a true holiday classic in the vein of “A Miracle on 34th Street”, Rory and Ej force him to watch the gonzo monster-fest “KRAMPUS” instead. Never dream, young Vince. 

This week, the FREAKQUELS crew is joined by artist extraordinaire Matthew Rinaldi to revisit the 1984 cult slasher flick “SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT” to determine if it makes the NAUGHTY or nice list!

This holiday season, young Vince is robbed of his Christmas spirit as his jerk co-hosts force him to watch the Yuletide nightmare remake, “BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006)”!

This week, the FREAKQUELS crew hops aboard a TIME-TRAVELING PHOTO BOOTH to discuss the recent black comedy slasher flick, “TOTALLY KILLER!”   

This Thanksgiving, the FREAKQUELS crew is joined by local heartthrob Kevin Napoli as they continue to embark on their cinematic DAREDEVIL TOUR!  So, fasten your BUNGEE CORD and then dive headfirst with them into a discussion about the (maybe) classic WEREWOLF bonanza, “AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN PARIS!“ 

This week, the jerks from FREAKQUELS take a GHOULISH pilgrimage to a SPOOKY abbey to discuss everyone’s favorite NIGHTMARISH narcissist, “THE NUN!”  So arm yourself with a non-inverted cross and join the gang as they make a pitstop into the ever-expanding CONJURING universe! 

This week, fellow DREAM WARRIORS Elle and Jon Snow ditch their HYPNOCIL to join the FREAKQUELS crew to discuss, “A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3!”  Together they share a fever dream filled with stop-go skeletons, murderous wisecrackin' televisions, and the man of their nightmares, Freddy Krueger! 

This week, Shane Purdy and young Salvatore Napoli join the Freakquels gang at the CLOWN CAFE to discuss the gorefest, "TERRIFIER 2!" So grab a delicious (but deadly) box of ART CRISPIES and do your best not to vomit it up as the gang breaks down one of the goriest films in decades!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! In this extra SPOOKY chapter, EJ and Rory force young Vince to watch the polarising slasher flick, HALLOWEEN KILLS!" Will Vince forgive them for this selection or will FREAKQUELS DIE TONIGHT?

This week, the FREAKQUELS crew blasts off inside a CG spacecraft to explore the much-maligned horror anomaly, “JASON X!” Join them as they learn the horrible truth that in space, no one can hear a franchise scream! 

This week, the FREAKQUELS crew discuss a masterclass in killer doll cinema, “CHILD'S PLAY 2!” So snuggle up to your favorite killer doll, recite your preferred voodoo chant, and revisit a classic that reminds us that you can't keep a GOOD GUY down!

This week EJ Leeson, Rory Colarossi, and podkeeper Vincent Napoli discuss everyone’s favorite franchise entry, “Halloween Ends.” The film that looked “The Last Jedi” in the eyes and said, “You call that polarizing?” So join the boys as they take a Jeremy-styled dive into one of the most divisive Halloween films to date! 

This week EJ Leeson, Rory Colarossi, and podkeeper Vincent Napoli discuss the classic vampire flick, “ Fright Night ”…FOR REAL! So pound a Bloody Mary with Mrs. Brewster while Freakquels revisits one of the greatest horror comedies of all time!

This week EJ Leeson, Rory Colarossi, and podkeeper Vincent Napoli discuss the recent film, "SCREAM VI." So grab your favorite yellow, white, or blood-covered dress, & join the fellas with a drink to throw on any recent victim of a tragedy. Note: No Jenna Ortegas were hurt during the recording of this podcast!

This week EJ Leeson, Rory Colarossi, and podkeeper Vincent Napoli discuss the recent film, "Evil Dead Rise." Pop on your favorite Labor Day protest shirt and JOIN US!