FREAKQUELS Podcast

This week, Brent Wilson cracked open the Necronomicon which resulted in EJ and Rory being possessed by Kandarian demons. You’d think they’d raise hell or something , but instead they just want to talk about how awesome Sam Raimi and “THE EVIL DEAD” are! 

It’s 2026 and FREAKQUELS is all about keeping their New Year’s resolutions! First up, reanimating corpses! Since Rory and EJ lack the know how, they decide to take notes on the subject matter while reviewing the classic 1931, “FRANKENSTEIN!” Will they end up building a new cohost or will playing God result in another unpleasant prison sentence. The answer is, another unpleasant prison sentence. Ob...

Despite having excessive technical difficulties, we’re here to party with our FREAKQUENTS! To ring in the new year, the gang hops aboard a murder train to discuss the classic slasher flick, “TERROR TRAIN!” Greg Caldwell may or may not be killing passengers, but that’s 2026’s problem! 

This week on FREAKQUELS, EJ is having an emotional breakdown!  Rather than seek help, EJ has decided to dress up as a murderous Santa Clause and make his pain YOUR  problem! Rather than be a good friend and help EJ through this dark time, Rory just couldn’t be bothered. Instead, he and  Marnie Azzarelli review the yuletide version of Taxi Driver, “CHRISTMAS EVIL!” 

This week on FREAKQUELS, Elle Snow and Strega Carmo join EJ and Rory to take on a film that bites harder than the vampires within, “SILENT BITE!” 

It’s SNOWING out here in FREAKQUELVILLE, so EJ and Rory have invited David Gonzalez and Greg Caldwell to help build an evil snowman! Why an evil snowman? Because shut up, that’s why! Anywho, after the completion of their abomination, the gang pops on the straight to video wonder “JACK FROST” to give their murderous snowman some pointers. If there’s anything more merry than a bloodthirsty snowman t...

Seasons Greetings, FREAKQUENCY! To be festive and junk, film critic David Gonzalez has placed a murderous android underneath the Freakquels Christmas tree! Not to be malicious mind you, they actually wanted one for some reason. It’s a weird podcast, what can I say? Anyway, Dave and the murderous android join EJ and Rory beside a roaring fireplace to review the Christmas classic for weirdos, “SILEN...

Happy Thanksgiving Freakquency! Freddy Krueger has agreed to cut the turkey with his filthy murder glove while the gang, joined by real life leprechaun enthusiast Aliah Roseman Hughes, reviews the former black sheep of the Elm Street saga, “A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY’S REVENGE!”

This week, Metal Messiah Jon Snow has a job lined up for the gang so they can all get rich beyond their wildest dreams. The job? Robbing a home occupied by the ghoulish elite. After botching the job almost immediately, the gang is held captive in a holding cell with a group of cannibals who aid them in reviewing the underrated Wes Craven joint, “THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS!” The cannibals may seem...

After reviewing “THE STRANGERS”, EJ, Rory, and Mike Vinci try their hand at murder! After getting their butts handed to them during their first home invasion, the gang decides to stick to reviewing movies! The lesson? Pick a lane and stay in it, kids!

This week, some scumbag uttered the name FREAKQUELS 3 times and now the unclean podcast has possessed all your favorite streaming services! Rookie mistake, some scumbag. Lucky for YOU America, Leo and Shane Purdy are ready to get their podorcism on…and review “BEETLEJUICE” in the process. Because they like Beetlejuice. Who doesn’t like Beetlejuice? Seriously, I’m asking!!! Oh, wait…I said Beetleju...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This week on FREAKQUELS, DANGERTAINMENT has paid EJ, Rory, Greg Caldwell, and Matt Renaldi to spend the night inside the MYERS HOUSE! The catch? They have to try and not kill themselves while reviewing, “HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION!”

This week on Freakquels, local warlocks Shane and Leo Purdy take EJ and Rory to a deserted alley in Halloweentown…so they can mug them. After the mugging, Leo taught the gang his favorite game, “where’d your teeth go?” A game where there are no winners…only bloody sneakers.  Beaten and broke, EJ and Rory decide to review the Disney channel original film, “HALLOWEENTOWN” to distract them from the f...

This week, EJ , Rory, and Greg Caldwell are attending the local SAMMI CURR concert! Since Sammi has vaporized the opening bands over a minor spat, some downtime has presented itself for the gang to review the rock n roll horror classic, “TRICK OR TREAT” while Sammi finds himself some new openers. Musicians…am I right? 

FREAKQUELVILLE is in flames because local thugs EJ, Rory, and Adam Farley know how to celebrate Devil’s Night in style! In need of a breather, the greasy goons steal a television so they can review the gothic masterpiece, “THE CROW!” Come for the Brandon Lee praise, stay so you too can FIRE IT UP!

This week on FREAKQUELS, the gang is joined by some of the MunSTARS from Electric City Improv, Swortz Dreamboat, Alex James, and Ed Zaleski to discuss Rob Zombie’s love letter to a bygone era of television, “THE MUNSTERS!” FUN FACT: This episode was to be recorded in Transylvania…but the budget wouldn’t allow for it. Instead, enjoy an episode recorded on the side of an undisclosed highway! One day...

This week, the past has caught up to everyone’s favorite degenerate gamblers EJ and Rory so now a debt collecting, animatronic T-Rex is hot on their tail! I’d like to say this was the first time something like this has happened, but we’re not one to lie here on FREAKQUELS. Having been in Don Dino’s debt in the past, Strega Carmo assists the gang by having them review “TAMMY AND THE T-REX” for the...

When the Metal Messiah isn’t around, you turn to the Messiah of Evil. When you need to review the borderline art film “MESSIAH OF EVIL”, you turn to Bobby Keller. So that’s what the gang did. They do good math and junk.

This week on FREAKQUELS, Brent Wilson has made friends with Krug and his gang! Eager to show off his shiny new collection of scumbags, Brent invites them over to Freakquels studio to help review the gritty 70’s exploitation film, “THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT!” What transpired that night was described by Rory as being, “uncalled for.” 

Here at FREAKQUELS, we don’t like nazi zombies and we don’t care who knows about it! To deal with a pesky horde that has invaded FREAKQUELVILLE, EJ and Rory enlist Meggie Roche to help them get to shootin’ the jerks. In between all the undead bloodshed, they discuss the underrated gem “DEAD SNOW” as well as help themselves to some of the zombies sweet sweet gold. Will this cursed gold come back to...

This week on FREAKQUELS, shark attacks have been occurring around the beach, but EJ, Rory, Jay Salerno and Greg Caldwell aren’t going to let that stop them from having a good time! Shortly before they were collectively ripped apart by a great white, the gang reviewed the 1975 classic, “JAWS!”

This week, EJ believes he has the power to control flies! Not sure how to handle this, Rory calls in Greg Caldwell who believes the origin of EJ’s powers will be found in the under appreciated Argento masterpiece, “PHENOMENA!” After analyzing the film, it turns out Ej doesn’t actually have powers. The flies have been hanging around him because he hasn’t showered in a few weeks and chooses to sleep...

This week, the SHEQUELS gang is throwing the slumber party of the season where they discuss the wildly mismarketed horror flick, “JENNIFER’S BODY!” Will this sleepover be of the Slumber Party Massacre variety? Whatever makes you listen to the episode, fools! Wait…I should probably edit out the “fools” part. I’m sure I’ll remember to do so...

High on Rotenone, the gang hijacks the S.S RITA and sails out to an ancient Devonian lagoon to celebrate their 100th episode while reviewing the classic creature-feature, “CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!” As a fan, the Gill-Man joins in on the drug induced mayhem to celebrate the good, the bad, and the in between moments of the show’s sordid history! Oh, and young Vince swallows a sword for some r...

Welcome to the final week of CAMP FREAKQUELS! It’s been brutal, folks! If you thought Bluto was hard on everyone’s favorite spinach eating sailor, wait until you see what the filmmakers behind “POPEYE’S REVENGE”. did to him! YIKES! This brutal assault on a classic IP has inspired local stud Brant Wilson to join hands with EJ and Rory to welcome death together!