Fit, Fat and Fluctuating

You may recognize Scotty Morris (lead vocals/guitar) and his swing band Big Bad Voodoo Daddy from their appearances in the movie Swingers, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Dancing with the Stars or the Halftime Show at Super Bowl XXXII alongside Ray Charles! We discuss his early years of playing punk and transitioning to swing music, what it was like to play the halftime show at Super Bowl XXXII an...

The general consensus says parents learned more than their stupid kids this year. So how do we prepare them for the fall? Create a new school system! Screw the non-essential classes. Forget about music, goodbye gym, so long lunch! We're getting back to basics and churning out America's next Fortune 500 CEO's.

Play a kryptonian supervillain in Superman 1 & 2? Check ! Be inducted in the California Boxing Hall of Fame? Double Check! ! Write a book about your father, a former boss of the Gambino crime family? Triple Check!!! We've all seen the Dos Equis commercial about " the most interesting man in the world " but Jack O'Halloran is by far the most interesting podcast guest in the world. Jack divulges...

If "Never Forget" becomes "Never Happened" we will erase the human experience that made us who we are. Do not appropriate cancel culture or totalitarianism. Let's see some real leadership take this country by the balls and get us all working towards a common goal.

One of Hollywood's most recognizable faces in the world of character actors. Larry Hankin (Seinfeld, Friends, Billy Madison, Home Alone, Breaking Bad... just to name a few) joins Andy to talk about his career and experiences working with Adam Sandler, Larry David and other noteable actors/directors. Website: thereallarryhankin.com Book: https://www.amazon.com/Loopholes-Dossier-satire-1/dp/15439785...

Join us for our favorite meal of the day, breakfast! We're exploring origins, flavors, knock-offs, prizes and more. Prepare to be shocked and unusually turned on when we reveal the actual names of some of your favorite cartoon cereal icons and their cryptic back-stories. 

Episode 53 - Brainy beefcake Sean Kanan (Studio City, Karate Kid Part III, General Hospital) joins us to talk about his new show "Studio City" and book "Success Factor X". Studio City -> https://www.amazon.com/Studio-City/dp/B0831S9K6R Success Factor X -> https://www.amazon.com/Success-Factor-Inspirat…/…/1462136079

Whether you're making the world a better place or watching it burn. We can all agree that this tumultuous time in our history is not only alarming but it's given a platform to those who want to make a meaningful change. Our stance... Equality for FAT people! Whether they've gained 30lbs during quarantine or are bedridden due to their addiction to Bojangles and RedTube, we're going to change the wa...

You may know him as Coach Graham Lubbock. He's 80's sitcom dad and funnyman, Bill Kirchenbauer (Just the Ten of Us, Growing Pains, etc). Bill is an accomplished actor, stand-up comedian and Quora critic extraordinaire. Don't feel bad if he says your youtube channel sucks or you have a resting bitch face, he's just trying to help!

The economy is opening back up! Granted, it's in phases and will likely be delayed due to poor planning and inadequate leadership (mostly local government) but it's a step in the right direction! We're giving our expert opinions on how, where and when we'll be getting back to work and spending that hard earned money on crap we don't need. We'd also like to thank our listene...

We're going Hollywood with our special guest and friend of the show, Bruce Vilanch! Enneagrams, fat shaming and masturbatory anthems are just some of the topics you'll find in this peculiarly funny hangout.

The most exclusive interview of the century has arrived and we got it! The world's most hated pathogen, Covid 19 joins us for a lengthy chat about what he hopes to accomplish during this wave of terror and why he's on a mission to divide and conquer. 

Christopher Stolle is the owner/operator of Realm of the Mist Entertainment, a podcast network with over 20+ programs including his own show "Breaking the 4th Wall". These three goofballs talk video games, podcasting, Michael Jordan and eating exotic Australian animals. Visit Realm of the Mist Entertainment (realmofthemistente.wixsite.com/realmofthemistent)

She didn't bring a lasagna but she does have some great stories! The legendary Marilyn Ghigliotti of CLERKS gives us the scoop on how she landed her role in the cult classic, coping with fame and CLERKS 3!

Andy's on his best behavior when he interviews Rick Soetebier. A dating and relationship coach from Missouri who's helped thousands improve their relationships and themselves. Who knows... you jerks may learn something! Check out ricksoetebier.com

Whether you're single, married or just want to bang other people; we can help! Get some expert advice from the not-so-expert, experts. We've got app suggestions, DIY makeover tips and a convincing list of reasons why you should or shouldn't cheat on your spouse. Don't come out of this quarantine lacking metabolism, libido or prospects. Get your shit together and let Brandon and Andy guide you thro...

Tony and Sallie are a couple of kind-hearted comedians from Long Island who've turned their love of comedy into a successful radio station. Broadcasting daily from inside the world famous, Governor's Comedy Club! Visit GovsRadio.com and knockemdeadcomedy.com

The economy may be in the toilet but we’ve thoroughly reviewed an extensive list of greedy, publicly traded cartels to ensure that you finish today’s episode armed with the information you need to get out there and be the next Tom, Dick or Nunzio that bags our groceries or delivers our buttplugs in a discrete package. See you in eight to ten business days, you soon to be essential bastard!

Brandon & Andy hang out with their friendly neighbor to the north, Dave Wheeler! Dave and his former Playmate wife Candace Rae host the popular morning show "Wheeler in the Morning" based out of Winnipeg Canada. Since we Americans are so concerned with what the rest of the world is up to (sarcasm much?) we invited Dave on to tell us how his country is handling the crisis up north. Informative?...

Got the quarantine blues? Break out your harmonica as these two tone-deaf weirdos discuss mental stability and the long term effects of being cooped up with their families. Brandon and Andy also dream of the day the quarantine will end and what will be the first fun outing to take as a free American. Will you go see a concert? Visit friends? Perhaps visit that brothel you've been passing on your w...

It's funny how the IRS always seems to find you anywhere in the universe when you owe them money but when they owe you $1200, they can come up with every excuse in the book not to pay up. Just think how good you’ll sleep in a few weeks when that sweet, sweet deposit finally does hit. You open up the app, click on checking and look out adamandeve.com! This pervert’s got a fever that only $1200's wo...

How many of your friends can say they ate a 10 pound steak or 8 pounds of pizza? You're going to need a laxative after you hear some of these stories. Randy Santel is the founder of FoodChallenges.com and has won over 829 food challenges in all 50 states plus 37 unique countries around the world. 

You know the old saying "the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence"? What if that fence were on the other side of the planet? Would you still explore it? We each picked three new countries to live in with exceedingly low risk of virus and high quality of life. Can we assimilate culturally? Learn their language and be productive citizens? Probably not.

The past few weeks, celebrities removed their makeup and posted "inspirational" videos on social media. How delightfully underwhelming. Now that they've proved how shortsighted and irrelevant they are without a script, maybe they can start delivering for Instacart or performing at children's birthday parties!

It takes more than balls to survive a post apocalyptic crapshoot. Learn lifesaving tips from the two manliest men in podcasting! We couldn't locate them but we give the best advice we have until they turn up.