Fit, Fat and Fluctuating

What starts as a tale of chocolatey heartbreak quickly devolves into a chaotic game of “Would You Rather?” featuring scenarios so graphic, gross, and absurd you’ll laugh, gag, and question your life choices all at once.

From mogul to mug shot, we’re debating whether the man who once dined on gold-crusted lobster is now bartering ramen packs for sexual favors. Are we cancelling Ciroc and burning our Sean John sweatpants in solidarity, or is it just a matter of time before Diddy’s ‘making the band’ with his cellmates? And the million-dollar question: Will Diddy Epstein himself? #PDiddyArrest #PrisonGourmet #CancelC...

This week on Fit, Fat & Fluctuating , we’re talking pets—those fuzzy freeloaders draining our wallets. Is your cat really worth that $500 vet bill? Should you adopt that stray, or just let nature take its course? We debate the best (and worst) pets, throw around some exotic pet ideas, and ask if these furballs really need gourmet kibble when you’re barely feeding yourself. #Pets #PetSpending #...

We dive deep into how our weight affects our closest relationships—from our partners to our kids and even our friends. Whether it's the struggle of syncing diets with your spouse or the joy of bonding over greasy takeout, sometimes the heaviest parts of our relationships have nothing to do with the scale. #Relationships #FoodieBonds #EatingTogether #ComedyPodcast #FitFatFluctuating

Grab your slap bracelets and fire up the dial-up, because we're traveling back to the 90s—a decade where snacks were bold, the colors were loud, and our metabolism actually gave a damn. #90sSnacks #NostalgiaBinge #Doritos #Slurpee #SnackAttack #ComedyPodcast #FitFatFluctuating #Foodies

Looking for the perfect spot to watch the sun dip behind a smog-filled skyline while gnawing on a baguette and sipping on an overpriced cocktail? We’ve got you covered! Plus, Danielle reveals her roots in Normandy, France, and suddenly everything makes sense. #ComedyPodcast #BeachFood #OutdoorDining #NormandyRoots #FitFatFluctuating #FoodieTalk #SatiricalHumor

Join Andy, Brandon, and Danielle as they take a fatalicious trip down memory lane, reminiscing about the foods that defined their childhoods. #ComedyPodcast #FoodNostalgia #ChildhoodMemories #FitFatFluctuating #FoodTalk #HealthAndHumor

In this episode of "Fit, Fat & Fluctuating," hosts Andy and Danielle delve into the world of buffets, while Brandon is mysteriously "unavailable" (probably eating in his car). Join us as we unravel the buffet experience, venturing into everything from the eclectic mix of clientele to the fine art of the "bang bang" (because why settle for one restaurant when you c...

While Andy's off on his snack run, our intrepid hosts Brandon & Danielle dive into the labyrinthine world of diet apps, where the digital playground meets the nutritional minefield. #FitFatFluctuating#DigitalDiet #CalorieComedy #DietApp #LaughingOffThePounds

As Danielle performs an involuntary exorcism on her gastrointestinal tract, Brandon and Andy valiantly steer the gravy train through the choppy waters of the toothfish (aka the illustrious Chilean seabass), explore a daring rebranding campaign for bologna, and waxing poetic about 7-11 tequitos. Clutch your hams tightly and hold onto your sweatpants for a quick and dirty episode of Fit, Fat & F...

Who said ordering a meal was easy? Brandon, Andy and Danielle debate everything from brand identity to desserts through the perplexing menus of iconic eateries like Cheesecake Factory and Outback Steakhouse. #FoodieFunnies #MenuMayhem #FitFatFluctuating #CheesecakeFactory #OutbackSteakhouse #Podcast #FoodAdventures #CulinaryComedy

Brandon, Andy, and Danielle serve up another deliciously candid episode about the struggles of resisting their food fantasies, and how these cravings spill over into real life. 🍔😉🍕😄🍰🤣

Brandon and Andy are on a mission to redefine the meaning of indulgence. Armed with an insatiable appetite for culinary chaos and a complete disregard for their waistlines, they embark on a quest to discover the most outrageous splurges imaginable. From epic trips to McDonald's to foraging foodcourts, they push the boundaries of cheat day glory! 🍔🍩😂 #CheatDayChampions

In a world where diet culture can cast a shadow over even the most joyous munching moments, Brandon, Andy, and Danielle fearlessly tackle the issue of snacking and snack shaming. Join them for a candid conversation as they unapologetically confess their deepest, darkest snacking secrets.

Hold on to your elastic waistbands, folks, because the culinary cocksmen are back with a brand-new episode! Join us as we dive headfirst into the thrilling and tumultuous world of yo-yo dieting! Brandon, our lovable food enthusiast, embarks on yet another dieting adventure. Will he succeed this time? Or will the alluring call of meatloaf and pizza lure him back into the delicious abyss? Andy is pr...

Brandon and Andy delve into the enigmatic realm of dreams in episode SIXTY NINE ! Armed with theories and a truckload of caffeine, these two self-proclaimed dreamologists embark on a quest to uncover sleep-related issues, how much sleep is really enough and what do these visionary escapades actually mean?! #ComedyPodcast #SleepComedy #InsomniacLaughs #FunnyDreams #PodcastHumor #DreamWorldLaughs #I...

Who are all these lunatics paying for porn and what makes OnlyFans.com so appealing to these affluent deviants?

Money, greed & hot steamy backdoor action! We're going to figure out why banks like SVB fail and how to prevent it from happening again.

Are you in need of unsolicited business advice from two shifty know it alls? You've come to the right place! Whether you're purchasing a new car or a tiny home, you've got to invest wisely. Don't be a cock without balls. Check out this episode of TNTL Podcast with Brandon & Andy.

Our selfless dads did so much for us growing up and all we ever did was ask for rides and money. It's time we grow up and make that awkward call to say "Sorry I blocked your cock, dad". 

Getting old sucks! We're losing our hair, getting fatter and (Brandon's) sex drive is toast! 

Andy's Skyping in while on vacation (and sounds like shit). Brandon's still podcasting from his office - aka his bathroom and we're discussing chimps, BK Fish, Salt-n-Pepa and so much more.

It's not easy making friends in your 30's. Sometimes you need to take a mental inventory of the people you consider your "friends" and separate fact from fiction. Are they a school friend, work friend, online friend, drinking buddy or actual friend? We're exploring our own friendships and helping you decide whether you should even bother with these losers.

Sixty-seven percent of U.S. households, or about 85 million families, own a pet. Is it their puppy dog eyes? Could it be their quirky personalities? Let’s figure out why we burden ourselves with these little freeloaders.

Summer of 2020 is officially shot but that won't stop us from exploring new ways to stay sane and beat the heat (and our meat). Come along on a fantastic voyage, from the couch to the backyard and back again!