Fat Guy Loves Cake

With the intention of talking about my normal goofy stuff, I accidentally stray into talking about the history of Punk Rock music (sorta), and ramp up the beef between A-A-Ron and Vandy; Weird sex laws in the U.S.

If the last one didn't get me cancelled, this one most certainly will. Man accidentally drops cocaine into Sonic coney; Man selling solar panels door to door blatantly calls Black homeowner the n-word; Church calendar cancelled because White child is juuuuuuust slightly higher up on the page than the rest of the other races. *At no point do I, Joey Valentine ever use the N-word. (But I do play...

BF3K; Flashback to a time when McDonald's thought they could save black youth from the hood life.

Join me as I retell my adventure through Greece, pleasing many a man along the way (virtually), and I play all of the awesome messages from my dear friends wishing me a happy 200th episode.

30 minute round table with Patrick and Charles from the brand-new podcast "Boys in the woods" where we talk everything from sports to rubber dicks.

Britney Griner's triumphant return to the WNBA makes huge headlines as, oh wait. No one gives a shit; Woman makes outrageous claims of sexual harassment after boss uses the question mark; I lose what little dignity I have left and let the Redneck Propane Boys tell the story where I soiled myself on the way to work; Man does something to his penis that I just don't want to write because it&...

Child in spelling bee manages to say the N-word a dozen times with no repercussions; A very long hilarious list of euphemisms for the act of sex; The most horrifying things people have/can/will do during sex.

This one is a doozy! Fatphobia, Transphobia, Fat chicks with dicks, I'm fat, everyone is fat, and a school gives a sexual education that would make John Waters blush.

Baseball announcer says the N-word on live television, hilarity ensues; A rundown of every racist name for white people that I could find on the internet. (I'm still not offended by any of them); Mount Swastika wisely changes its name; The epic story of Andre the giant and how he took down a commercial airliner with his bowels.

I admit to my guilty pleasure of watching Maury which leads me down a dark hole talking about several guests I have witnessed, including one who ate corndogs and found out she was pregnant; Man donates so much sperm and has so many kids he is court ordered to never give again; Woman makes millions farting into bags while we all live paycheck to paycheck.

I may have a problem...

A little more from the propane rednecks; Police completely botch a drug deal to put $150,000 worth of meth BACK on the street; Fun things you thought were true but aren't.

A little taste of the redneckedness at my office; Things that were OK in the 80's but are no longer acceptable.

Doctor, there's a dumbbell in my ass; Block that kick!; I have some fun at the expense of Chris Hansen; Man asks judge to blow him: judge politely declines.

An episode as boring as the country of Ireland. Fun(?)facts about the Emerald Isle, the holiday, and some of the famous people that it has produced.

Coffee, donuts and the middle finger: Canada's most wanted; Midgets mad about being called midgets; 11 things that women want you to stop asking them. 

Would you like an award for being a woman? Just tuck it in!; Catalytic converter theft leads to thief sandwiches aka a happy ending; Mexican drug cartel says "We're sorry! Some people just don't know how to act like nice responsible drug dealers!"; Yippie kay yay, senior citizen!; Kenfucky; An honest to Bob love ballad I wrote and composed. (Followed by lots of disturbing sex noises. HUP!)

Woman goes Karen and gets a McAss-beating; You don't want to buy my car? I'll wizz on your driver's license; States ranked by their abundance of hate groups. Yay! Fun for the kids! Woman throws juice on McDonalds manager who is twice her size and gets the beat down she asked for [VIDEO] (msn.com) Car dealer relieves himself on woman's license after test drive (hip-hopvibe.com) Music: King Missile...

My search for an adult film star named Dick Delaware takes an unusual turn as I delve into his personal life. Link to video I talk about during show: Funniest Porn Scene Ever (heavy-r.com)

You must be this thin to ride this ride; Catalytic converter thief gets turned into scumbag hamburger; I don't think you're allowed to ask if she has one; A round up of strange things I found in the for sale section of Craigslist.

In the little over a year of doing FGLC, this episode has been the most listened to, and what started off as a harmless game of gay chicken, turned into about a dozen songs of me professing my love for Lafayette and a proclivity for sticking it in his ass. Thanks to all the cats at Nerds Talking for indulging me and my warped sense of humor. (Lafayette, Carlos, and the infamous Johnny Butt Stuff)...

What's on the menu for lunch? Accidental racism; What's on the menu for lunch? Embezzlement; The absolutely fascinating can't miss story about a woman who was carded for an Arnold Palmer; Dear Joey

I'm feeling pretty ill, and not like RUN DMC, so I had Lafayette, Carlos and Johnny from Nerds Talking the podcast fill in for me. See you cats on Monday.

I wrap up this week's NFL playoffs and give it a recap fat guy style; Man "swallows" entire banana wrapped in a condom, of course I'm going to talk about it; The Estate of Mr. Astley versus Gravy.  

I get an amazing gift via fan mail, and it gets me in trouble; The police need not be armed but with paddles; The Testicuzzi; Pam Anderson writes a book-sex tape still more popular.