Joey Valentine

Fat Guy Loves Cake

Comedy EN ↓ 204 episodes

Hailed by People magazine in 2021 as "The best thing to come out of the pandemic", Texas born guttermouth Joey Valentine takes you on a thrice weekly comedic round up of pop culture, current events, and stories from his past that will leave you laughing and unsettled. 30 minutes or less. Don't let the children listen.

Author

Joey Valentine

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.fatguylovescake.com

Latest episode

Sep 25, 2025

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Episodes

08/24/2022 Wednesday morning show Episode #105 25.09.2025

Who the fuck is responsible for making hold music?; Let's just give anyone a Star Wars show; Butt Stuff is the world's most inclusive club; Gonna make you sweat

04/12/2024 "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye" episode #293 12.04.2024

So long and thanks for all the shoes! Show is being rebranded and moved. FGLC shows will always be available to listen in the archive. Link to the new show: https://open.spotify.com/show/4T0YBCBcHl43SNaxVLCPTL?si=a3f1ee146089456d

04/05/2024 "I used to f*ck guys like you in prison" episode #291 05.04.2024

A little recap of the Roadhouse show I did with the Nerds and some driving statistics to scare you into putting that fucking phone down. Everyone have a safe weekend!

04/01/2024 "You won't like Jesus when he's angry" episode #289 01.04.2024

The Biden admin does the unthinkable and makes the resurrection all about dudes dressing as women. The end is nigh, my friends.

03/29/2024 "Roadhouse special" episode #288 29.03.2024

With the assistance of ai, I rewrite Roadhouse. It's basically the same story, except with more sodomy. Episode dedicated to my best pal Frankie, my beautiful black panther who passed away this week. Hug and kiss your kitties; you only get them for so long.

03/27/2024 "Google loves black Nazis" episode #287 27.03.2024

Google's new AI makes a giant boo-boo and rewrites white history; I talk about the most awful thing I have heard in a long time: a giant influx of men being allowed to just move on over to the women's prison. (They even have condom dispensers for these "trans-women") Sickening.

03/25/2024 "The penis pump" episode #286 25.03.2024

Being the dedicated journalist I am, your boy Joey takes a spin with a mechanical penis pump. Also: Transgender causes trouble in the locker room at my gym, Planet fitness.

03/22/2024 "Roadhouse" episode #285 22.03.2024

I give you my thoughts on the new release of Road House starring Jake Gyllenhaal. Also: Bonus live recording of a new acoustic song I wrote called "Dinner at Road House"

03/20/2024 "Ich hasse mich dafür, dich zu lieben" episode #284 20.03.2024

Because I'm too busy chasing rainbows in a very mentally stable state, I played one of my favorite episodes. Enjoy.

03/15/2024 "Basket Case" episode #282 15.03.2024

I spent a lot of time making this for YouTube, only to have it be completely rejected for copyright violation. So I'm going to see if good old Spotify will let me show it to the world. This is my review of 1982's "Basket Case" a comedy horror. Enjoy!

03/13/2024 "Big fat celebrity" episode #281 13.03.2024

I talk about being fat and famous. Guess which on I am...

03/11/2024 "Hey you in the wheelchair! Please rise!" episode #280 11.03.2024

Madonna is old and irrelevant, forgive her for having a lapse in judgement; Golf takes a stand against transgender people (FINALLY) and I talk about some old school racism against Tiger Woods.

03/08/2024 "State of the union address" episode #279 08.03.2024

Look, this is a political episode and I don't blame you if you skip it. Remember, we are all entitled to our opinions and beliefs, and just because someone thinks a certain way does not mean we have to be assholes to each other or cancel each other or even not be friends. We all think we're right. Some of use just really are. I love you all. JV

03/06/224 "My criminal history part 2" episode #278 06.03.2024

Blah blah blah just get to when you got cornholed.

03/04/2024 "My criminal history part 1" episode #277 04.03.2024

I'm not ashamed, and at times I had fun. Did I learn anything? Yes. How to be a better criminal. I'm kidding. Join me as I reminisce.

03/01/2024 "The white power pyramid" episode #276 01.03.2024

Biden and Trump visit the border, Biden talks about climate change; Google in hot water over biased and racist views. Also: I am a racist because Google said so.

02/28/2024 "And we're off to the races!" episode #275 28.02.2024

Egyptian/African-American cop in Chicago forced to keep his status as "Caucasian" even though he is clearly not; Harvard professor finds in study that white people are shot by the police more than blacks, and his life gets threatened. Of course.

02/19/2024 "Fat guy in a little coat" episode #271 19.02.2024

I delve into what makes people feel so entitled. And I actually take a serious look into how obese people are sort of discriminated against in the medical industry.

02/16/2024 "Fatty fatty two by four" episode #270 16.02.2024

Once again I rant about fat people, because I'm not done yet. It's not you, it's me and my self-loathing.

02/09/2024 "Guest host Will from Dreamboys" episode #267 09.02.2024

I don't always have time for the podcast, but I know people who do.

02/07/2024 "Food and sex with Amy Reiley" episode #266 07.02.2024

A master in her field, Amy Reiley stops by and graces us with her time to talk about how food changes the way we feel sexually and emotionally. From Amy: How did I get here? In 2004, I became the second American to earn a Master of Arts (MA) in Gastronomy awarded by France’s culinary temple,  Le Cordon Bleu . While at Cordon Bleu, I rose to prominence for my work in culinary aphrodisiacs. In 2006,...

02/05/2024 "The Cheesecake Factory" episode #265 05.02.2024

I have got to learn to manage my time better! Pop in for a quick episode of me babbling but letting YOU know about my awesome upcoming guest this Wedensday.

01/22/2024 "15 stories about big dicks that will make you want to quit sex" episode #260 22.01.2024

I ran across a very interesting article that contained some absolutely horrifying stories about sex with big dicks. Enjoy! Also, we talk about every racist city name in America that still exists!

01/15/2024 "So long, and thanks for absolutely nothing" Episode #259 15.01.2024

In a rant I needed to get off my chest, I don't even bother setting up the good microphone and just rant into my laptop about how much I loathe the Cowboys organization right now. I'm done and you should be too.

01/12/2024 "3 men, 1 brain" episode #258 12.01.2024

My good pals from Nerds Talking the podcast stop by and we sit down to talk about Will Smith, selling your poop, and a whole bunch of other family friendly subjects that Fat Guy is well known for.

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