Fat Guy Loves Cake

I discover that I'm good at something in video games that I'm good at in real life!; Something about a spider. Stupid.; Native Americans called- they want their name back.

Man breaks his penis and I make you listen to me talk about it; I guess everything means white power now; 13 things men do that women have no idea we do.

Man breaks into house, dog becomes best friend; War of the nerds! Elon and Zuck to battle in the Octagon; Jamie Foxx (accidentally?) gives it to the Jews; Famous wiener tucker is OUT of women's sports. Finally. Joey Valentine YouTube: https://youtu.be/QX7MbQ8z8sM https://youtu.be/lqhmXqhtz-Y

Holy shit is Lizzo in trouble for some weird stuff and I couldn't be happier to talk about it. Also I launch into a self-hating tirade about my own weight problems.

That's right! The man, the myth, the forever Jew hating Kanye West has been reinstated to X (formerly Twitter) and I couldn't be more excited; 100 trans men enter Italian beauty contest in protest of trans women not being allowed. Soooooo, WOMEN entered the women's contest; Nooga sounds just a little too close to that other word.

I read some excerpts from a 1950 home economic book that teaches women how to make their man happy; Do people taste cat and dog food for a living? Yes. And they get paid well for it.

We've all had weird friends, and everyone's family is weird. But some people's families are just a little bit weirder than others. I talk about people's real experiences with strange families and their customs from being topless to thanking Jesus when you got snacks.

Like the title says, I'm here to educate.

After complaining about the painstaking process of renewing my driver's license, I talk in depth about the real possibility of robots and A.I. replacing women. For good.

I take my driving test today, so I reminisce about how I lost my license in the first place. And talk about other weird things I wandered into.

Watch your cootch in the South, People keep gluing themselves to the road, and I finish up the "Nice guys finish last" article.

Just like the title says, I delve into an article about why women don't like nice guys.

My take on the current situation with Bud Light except funny and not hateful.

Woman thinks man is going to propose, proposes to stick it in her arse; I say the n-word and think all black people look alike; Things that ugly people can't do; A.I. isn't going to take over anything except your masturbatory habits.

Happy Friday to ya! Joey Chestnut and his explosive story about what it's like after ingesting 60 something hot dogs because I guess people really want to know; Using my personal experiences as a hardened criminal, I give my thoughts on how a man was able to mail his semen to his girlfriend from jail.

Instead of the usual butt stuff and things of the sort, I give you an honest to Bob history lesson. Happy 4th and God bless America.

Racing the elderly for fun; 13 year old female Australian pulls the first ever 720 done by a girl (awesome!); Big girls and hurdles don't mix; Man steals massive dildo from local sex shop and all I have is more questions

After finally completing the video to my smash hit "Joey and Lafayette 4 eva" I talk about all the events leading up to getting it finished and thank the people who helped make it happen.

Look, I don't write this shit, but it's funny to see what people think men hate about women's fashion. Enjoy!

So I'm a slave to trends and I made a video podcast. Which is awesome, because now instead of just talking about gross sexual things (like butt stuff) I can actually use visuals. Also, another heaping helping of advice as I go over "17 things men do that women are turned off by".

The 300 day journey to weight loss begins! I found a list of things that women (supposedly) lie about doing, and I go over them to see which ones I agree or disagree with.

After shamelessly promoting my new social media, I talk about Michael Jackson and his, uh, grunting noises. I also talk about secrets about men that women don't know. (I think?)

Three of my personal favorite segments from previous episodes.

Fizzy juice and the big fat lie they tell; Brownies and downies; Everything we believe because movies told us they can happen.

After a brief recap of my bloodthirsty cat and my co-worker's proclivity for loading my Amazon cart with gay sex toys, I break down the problem the rest of the world has with The Little Mermaid as well as the documentary Cleopatra starring Shmalli Shmerry.