Everyone's A Critic

Today's episode was recorded during some pretty dark times. We both unintentionally brought recipes, including one for Pizza Soup. So that's not great.  But hey! If you have the means, there's a lot of ways you can help folks affected by the Oregon wildfires. Here's two: https://oregoncf.org/oregon-wildfire-relief-recovery/community-rebuilding-fund/ https://www.mrgfoundation.org/rogue-valley-relie...

Today we tour another delectable location with the worlds favorite food based enigma, Carmel Sandwich-Eggo. Jess, on the other hand, thinks spoons are very interesting.    A lot of swearing in this one folks, proceed with caution.   Hang out with us:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Spread fake news with us:  Facebook Fan Page: https://ww...

On today's An Atlas Obscured, giant fruit is back on the menu. Jess did it just for you. Let it be a bright, shiny reminder that good things can still happen. Meanwhile, I brought reviews for a fan. My content serves no one. Hey friends, please tell someone about our show! If you can. We love you either way, and I promise I'll get some merch going soon. Hang out with us:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone...

In today's episode, Jonathan does an embarrassing impersonation of the Yogscast, Jess reads reviews for the Marfa Lights, and a lone biker rips our parking lot a new one.  Hey friends, please tell someone about our show! If you can. We love you either way, and I promise I'll get some merch going soon. Hang out with us:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @C...

In today's pod, we put a bit to bed, and bring a new bit into the world (and it's about board games, I mean c'mon, so choice.) Also, here is a link to Garnet the pup's GoFundMe. Check it out if you can! https://ca.gofundme.com/f/Garnet-surgery Hey, y'all are the best. If you wouldn't mind tellin' a friend about the show, we'd appreciate it all the way deep deep down. Or, reach out! Hang out with u...

In today's episode, a duck tries to buy birth control, Jess proposes replacing Thanksgiving with 2nd Halloween, and we eventually go to grad school. We also talk about the museum in Nowhere, TN that has pieces of Noah's Ark. Hey, y'all are the best. If you wouldn't mind tellin' a friend about the show, we'd appreciate it all the way deep deep down. Or, reach out! Hang out with us:  twitch.tv/criti...

Heyo! Yes? No? Okay. We've done this show for two years now. It feels ... exhausting. But good. Times are very strange, and difficult. We all deserve more, and we'll get there. We already did a big 100 eps thing, so this is a pretty normal show. We got Book Nook. We got peanut butter. Everything a growing podlistener needs. Cheers! Hey, y'all are the best. If you wouldn't mind tellin' a friend abo...

Well folks, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'. And I know that when I feel teary eyed for the old days, I head to the Cracker Barrel. Or the Chili's if it's someone's birthday. Because you presumably like the person whose aged, and you do not take them to a Cracker Barrel for their birthday. It's literally the least you can do.   Hey, y'all are the best. If you wouldn't mind tellin...

The Grosser Green Grocer is BACK ON THE MENU, friends!   In today's episode, Jess takes us back to the Kroger, kickin' and screamin', and she won't even get us those limited edition Keeblers with the triple diple fudge in them.   Also, I FINALLY bring reviews for tea.   Hey, y'all are the best. If you wouldn't mind tellin' a friend about the show, we'd appreciate it all the way deep deep down. Or,...

When I posted a teaser to our Twitter, including a product name that says "for Child kid boy and Girl," one of our listeners immediately responded, "ah, the four genders." So now here we are. This one's got squirt guns and Guidestones.  Hey, y'all are the best. If you wouldn't mind tellin' a friend about the show, we'd appreciate it all the way deep deep down. Or, reach out! Hang out with us:  twi...

Well folks, we did it. Thanks for stickin' with us for so long. Hope you enjoy, and we'll catch you for 200.  Watch us play games: twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Facebook us:  Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network:  https://xraypod.com/ As Tommy Wise...

Did you know that people review small plastic animal figurines on Amazon? I mean, you shouldn't have to. Surely that's a product you can pretty much nail in one go. RIGHT?! We're also makin' a quick stop in Farmville before cruising to episode 100.  Things are slowin' down for us a bit on the downloads/reviews/new listeners front. The best way YOU can support the show is to help us get the word ou...

In today's episode, a car thief practices their skills on a scooter, a sea lion watches, and a hot dog vendor with perfectly clean hands wonders why people are so terrible. Episode 100 is coming up! Do you have topic ideas?! Send them in! Because we don't. Also, we love new listeners, and word of mouth is the only game in town. If you like the show and know someone that might enjoy it too, let 'em...

In today's episode, I explore the simple American joys of the drive-in theater, while Jess tackles the complicated and conspiratorial what-have-yous hidden beneath the eldritch halls of the Denver International Airport. We also discuss a devil horse and its anatomical correctness.  Hey folks, we love new listeners, and word of mouth is the only game in town. If you like the show and know someone t...

Sometimes, I think our best episodes involve random restaurants and food off Amazon. Lucky for you, today's episode is *deeply* mired in random restaurants and food off Amazon. *chef's kiss* Hey folks, we've been outta advertising options (and bubblegum) for a long while, and word of mouth is the only game in town. If you like the show and know someone that might enjoy it too, let 'em know for us....

Hey folks, a lot has changed since we recorded this one. We're choosing to keep our usual upload schedule because we know some people really look forward to it, but we cut most of our call to action. Please consider donating to a local bail fund or the Emergency Release Fund: https://www.communityjusticeexchange.org/nbfn-directory https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1GsfJnX62CLaYtZ3Ewd0VVgh7J-W...

Look, some people like knitting. Some people like bird-watching. And some people like bullying strangers on the Food Network because those strangers insulted Bobby Flay! And that's okay. We can meet those folks where they are, by sharing their bizarre behavior on our podcast.  If that doesn't get you excited, I don't know what will. Caramel Sandwicheggo? Maybe. Hard to say. Hey folks, we've been o...

In today's show, Jess introduces a new recurring segment. I know, I'm excited too. My stuff is pretty like whatever you know it's like gross foods that people made and reviewed and like cheese and bacon and stuff. But when Jess has a new recurring segment, ALL bets are off. Y'all are the best. We keep saying it, but it's true. We're gettin' that thing where are dreams are super vivid because we've...

In today's pretty long episode, Jess takes us back to the IHOB. It therefore doesn't really matter what I did because IHOB reviews always win all the time, especially when there's a perfectly good Denny's RIGHT DOWN THE ROAD.  Also, when you're not telling a friend about the show or leaving us a review, send us your football names! You can reach us at any of these places: Facebook Fan Page: https:...

WOOF. Let me tell ya folks, we are glad to have this one out of the factory, on the sales floor, and out of our lives. What a right and proper mess. In today's episode, Jess pits chik'n nugs in a one-on-one cage match, while I find an excuse to rip used car lot jingles off the internet and put them in our podcast. COMMERCIALS REFERENCED IN TODAY'S EPISODE: L2T Media - "Ted Russell Nissan - If It'l...

In today's episode, we've got a new recurring segment inspired by a listener, and Jess takes us to Australia for another pointless gander at some BIG. THINGS.  A lot of folks have been sending the things that make them smile, and we've tried to respond to you in kind. Keep 'em comin'! Also, we'd love it if you could share this show with someone who might like it. Facebook Fan Page: https://www.fac...

A coooooookboooooook! Alternate titles for today's episode include:    Assault on Precinct Saltine Don't Gender My Cornchips Fishloaf Rachel's Dark Materials Hotdogs in the Wind A lot of folks have been sending the things that make them smile, and we've tried to respond to you in kind. Keep 'em comin'! Also, we'd love it if you could share this show with someone who might like it. Facebook Fan Pag...

ALL HAIL THE GREAT DAVE CHILIIIIIIIIII'S! For new listeners, all Chili's higher-ups are named Dave. There, now you know everything we know. A lot of folks have been sending the things that make them smile, and we've tried to respond to you in kind. Keep 'em comin'! Also, we'd love it if you could share this show with someone who might like it. Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-...

In today's episode, we keep the comfort food a-comin'! You want bad discussions about classic films? You want good discussions about sloppy sandwiches? You want actual play Pathfinder narrated by Jonathan Frakes? Well, we have the first two. Hey, get in touch with us with the things that are making you happy! We're doing a one-for-one exchange. Like, if you send us a poem, we send you a poem. Or g...

In today's episode, Jess uses her big brain to make isolation fun, and I follow the advice of our loyal Midwest Whisperer. When combined, you get an episode that is perhaps a little desperate, but hangin' in there. Hey, get in touch with us with the things that are making you happy! We're doing a one-for-one exchange. Like, if you send us a poem, we send you a poem. Or gif for gif. Game recommenda...