Everyone's A Critic

In today's show, Jess explores Creationist museums in the UK, and we hear a post-apocalyptic love story every bit as good as Twilight. Hey if you're new to the show and sticking around, please tell a friend? Our advertising is done for the foreseeable future. Otherwise, drop us a review, or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for game nights:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  forev...

Struggled with a title on this one. Something about DNA testing your cats (don't do that) and breastfeeding your baby in the Jordan's Furniture (do that).  That's right, this one's got the Jordan's Furniture complex of Reading, MA. A place that some of our listeners, we've recently learned, know all too well. If you like the show, TELL A FRIEND. It's our only hope. Join us for game nights:  twitch...

Well folks, when I realized today's episode was 7 minutes too long, I took another pass through the audio. Trimmed the pauses. Clipped the follow-ups. Made the episode super late for our east coast friends. Aaaand now it's 6:30 too long. You're welcome! This one's about Applebees and the US economy.  If you like the show, TELL A FRIEND. It's our only hope. Join us for game nights:  twitch.tv/criti...

Hello to our newest of new listeners! On today's show, we explore the AllRecipes gender binary, we read thirsty reviews for Chicken Run, and we bury AllRecipes in the *fucking ground*. Also, this episode was uploaded from my phone. We're lucky to have power, and we hope y'all are hangin' in there. If you like the show, please TELL A FRIEND? Or find us and let us know you like it: Join us for game...

This one's about cleaning gak, quick-ship mattresses, and keyboards you can eat your dinner off of. I also make many unfortunate jokes about Dorito crumbs and ... worse things. If you like the show, TELL A FRIEND. It's our only hope. Join us for game nights:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us:  Facebook...

This show's got it all. Appalling college professors. Karens on the march. And so many people getting cultured cream out of spicket. It's the best episode we've done in a while, and we've been pumped to put it up.  And hey, if you enjoy it, please tell us a friend, or drop us a review. The first one especially. Join us for game nights:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.co...

In today's season premiere, Jess decides to Yelp It on a Mountain, while I take us on a much needed trip, JUST LIKE THE OLD DAYS. :'( If you're new to the show, welcome! If you enjoy the show and decide to stay, please share it! We love that stuff, and we love to hear from folks, too:  Join us for game nights:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEver...

Join us for a wild season finale, where Jess brings reviews for everyone's favorite hot dog stand with a membership, and I drop some spicy thoughts on hot mushroom cocoa.  It'll make sense eventually. See y'all in SEASON 2! (aka NEXT WEEK AS USUAL!) Hey if you've got friends, please tell them about the show! We love it like mad when you do that. Join us for game nights:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Y...

What I brought for today's show was meant to blow down the house, but Jess's $300 smart toaster/affront to humanity steals the show. Hey if you've got friends, please tell them about the show! We love it like mad when you do that. Join us for game nights:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us:  Facebook Fan...

An extra long episode for an extra long winter.  Please tell a friend about the show?! We *love* it when you do. And continued thanks to those who have helped contribute to the ad-fund. It's been very strange and humbling. Please stop now. Join us for game nights:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us:  Fac...

In today's show, Jess brings reviews for midwestern Applebees with 0 game plan, and I bring Music for Cats with every game plan.  A huge thanks to everyone who chipped into our ad-drive! It went far better than we ever expected, and the ad buy is already in the works. If you haven't chipped in yet and would like to, we're leaving everything open for a few more days. Join us for game nights:  twitc...

Hey, it's the holidays! We've got great, holiday-adjacent stuff for you today. And we've made it possible for you to give, if you'd like to, a one-time gift to the show, so we can buy some advertising.  Venmo: @CriticEveryone Thanks for sticking with us y'all, and we're gonna do our best to make this a real thing in the new year. Join us for game nights:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  fore...

I want to get out ahead of this one and say that our holiday special, which we already recorded, is our best work in months of quarantine. This one is uh, oh boy. It's been a tough month folks. And yeah we're aware of the static in the second half. Hey folks, we need help growing. We want this thing to be good! Spread the word, reach out, we'll take any and all help.  Join us for game nights:  twi...

In today's show, Jess hunts for rare and exotic beans, and I get a call from an old friend.  Hey folks, we need help growing. We want this thing to be... good. Spread the word, reach out, we'll take any and all ... help. My plans for advertising have maybe fallen through, so *throws a ream of paper*. Anyway, we love y'all, and thanks for bein' you. Join us for game nights:  twitch.tv/criticeveryon...

In today's show, Jess ushers in the holidays with reviews for bad tokens of good friendships, and I make a new segment when I could've simply phoned it in. Hey, please let someone know about the show? It'd sure be great if ya did! Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Pa...

This episode features one of the funniest reviews I've ever found. It's lived with me and haunted me since recording. (It's the tomato one, for the record.) Meanwhile, Jess has a bounty of reviews for foods pretending to be other foods, including and up to hamburger cookies. We're proud of this one, and we hope you enjoy it and find some comfort this holiday, whatever that looks like for you. Of t...

In today's episode, Jess brings a Hollow Earth edition of Go Yelp It on a Mountain, and a reviewer uses four exclamation marks and four question marks, interspersed evenly. We LOVE to hear from people. Also, PLEASE spread the word about the show! It really helps. Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us: foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies t...

Woof, kind of a long one today! Sorry about that, huge oversight over on this end. Hungry eyes and all that. This one has reviews for cat feeders and their demon rulers, and we find some tums that AREN'T made of deadly chemicals. See a funny review in the wild? Send it our way! foreveracritic@gmail.com Join us for game nights:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiraci...

Hey folks. Hope you all are DOING OKAY. I am, at time of writing, feeling strictly *okay* (with a deep undercurrent of the same raging anxiety that many of us are currently working through).  This episode was intended to give y'all a break from the election. We don't really talk about it. So if that's something you're looking for, we got you.  It's also about novelty socks and Penny Dell puzzle bo...

In today's episode, we explore the magical ubiquity of Spirit Halloween, and I introduce, and immediately regret, a new Halloween character. See you all for Second Halloween! Join us for game nights:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us:  Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-23276...

On today's programme, Jess does a Halloween burgle of another one of my segments, while I get hot with the scariest of dogs. It's a pre-First-Halloween Special Charlie Brown! Join us for game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696...

Hey! This one's got two fan-favorite segments! Enjoy! See a funny review in the wild?! Email it to us!  foreveracritic@gmail.com Join us for community game nights: twitch.tv/criticeveryone Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Make billions of money with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Critic-2327696304154655/ Listen to the other great shows on our network:  https://xraypod.com/...

This one has a ten minute intro! I'm takin' us on a trip to Vulcan, Canada, and Jess has a delicious slice of Whoopsie-Bezie. We're *so* tired but we're hangin' in there, and yooouuu can too.  Hang out with us:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us: Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/Everyones-a-Cr...

Good Wednesday! Or Thursday! What day is it?  In today's show, Jess accepts her wholesome-core lifestyle, and I bring a new counterpart for the Belligerent Bibliophobe's Book Nook.

Hi! Is anyone else ever surprised by how fast our theme song is? It's slower in my head, every time. Anyway, I did Click Me Baby One More Time (CMBOMT) for this one, and Jess has a BRAND NEW SEGMENT which is maybe our best new segment in a while. Hi! Hang out with us:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Distort reality with us: Facebook Fan...