Everyone's A Critic

In today's show, we read reviews for a toy *everybody* forgot, and we take a magical trip to the Enchanted Forest, Oregon. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us:  Facebook Fan Page:...

In today's radically unhinged show, I bring reviews for Chiles, and Jess brings more booknook. Gotta hit the hits before the school year starts, y'all. Also, a big shout-out to all my girls named Bruce. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet...

In today's show, Jess brings some delightful reviews for airport cheeseburgers, and I suck up the airwaves with a single trip report from TripAdvisor. Additional music credits: Whoever did the trailer for Roland Emmerich's 2009 disaster film 2012. Probably Todd. Fucking Todd. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out...

In today's show, we learn some ol' folk wisdom about horseback riding, Wendy's orders, and comical shotgun noises. Home-made trivia this Friday! This time it's 80s-themed (for no good reason). Twitch.tv/criticeveryone, 7:00 PST. Get it while it's hot! If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from fo...

On today's show, giant cassowaries eat our Triscuits, Nebraskans eat unseasoned hot pockets, and Stacey blows our tiny minds. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone...

In today's show, Jess FINALLY brings reviews for the last Blockbuster in Bend, OR. It only took 155 episodes, am I right? We also have reviews for candy cigarettes.  If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracriti...

TONIGHT! We celebrate the best humanity's got to offer, with reviews for plastic totes on Amazon and reviews for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Later, a crowd favorite gives Jonathan a jingle! Genuinely one of our better eps. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for communit...

TONIGHT! Brother of the show Oliver joins us for a wild evening of genetic testing, active volcanoes, and biblical films starring Jude Law.   If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us:...

In today's show, Jess celebrates indoor dining by Eating Bad in the Neighborhad, and I bring reviews for British trash dumps. Literally. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @Cri...

In today's show, a new character joins the cast, we celebrate TWO birthdays, and the entire city melts around us. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow consp...

This episode was recorded under extreme duress. Freon! Turn it on once and live forever.  If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with u...

Y'know, for when you're trying to have one. In today's show, Jess celebrates every scholar with beer that tastes like "overripe peach nectar" and "wet wheat bread." Meanwhile, we take a trip to the only town named Peabody that has a pronunciation guide on Wikipedia. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love...

You know what, sometimes we ARE a movie reviews podcast. And yes I know and no don't @ me. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with...

In which Jess brings reviews the Amazon's easiest to lose product, and I bring reviews for Liquid Death. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies t...

Hi! Today's episode was recorded in a birdhouse. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEveryone Allow conspiracies to fester with us:  Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebo...

Tonight, a grapefruit eater tries to get into heaven, yelpers review the DC metro, and thousands of theater kids remember sporks. And at less than an hour long, we all have time to remember sporks. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? That's our advertising for the moment. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeve...

TONIGHT: We test Jess' ability to turn down cigarettes, read reviews about whole cities, and rebrand a very old segment. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? You're our only hope to get the show in more drums. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @Critic...

In today's Oscars-themed episode, we've got reviews for trash bags AND a trash can. We also have the HOTTEST of takes on McDonald's in the UK.  If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? You're our only hope to get our numbers going up again. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gma...

In today's episode, Jess brings delusional reviews for Ferrero Roche, and I bring a seminal, show-defining segment about Chipotle's numerous plagues. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? You're our only hope to get our numbers going up again. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracrit...

Alternative titles for today's episode include: Yoga Bones Stretching to Joy Division The Case of the Wandering Toothbrush A Tale of Two Pinkberries It's Not Defamation if You Have 400 Listeners If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? You're our only hope to get our numbers going up again. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitc...

In today's episode, we take a sip of the flattest of whites, and we learn about the phone game that ruined my life. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? Our advertising is done for the foreseeable future. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for community nights, twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell at us:  foreveracritic@gmail.com Tweet at us: @CriticEvery...

In today's episode, Jess brings reviews for the world's largest rotating globe. We quickly learn that when some folks look up, they see the stars. Others, the space between them, and nothing more.  We also learn that Garmin is still turning a profit, which is cool. If you like the show, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? Our advertising is done for the foreseeable future. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach o...

In today's episode, Jess explores the seedy underground market of DIY tattoos. And by seedy underground, I mean you can just buy a tattoo gun on Amazon. Later, Toni gets a call from a very special friend. It seems like a decent chunk of our new listeners are sticking around. Thanks! Also, PLEASE TELL A FRIEND? Our advertising is done for the foreseeable future. Otherwise, drop us a review or reach...

In today's show, Jess takes us back to the capital 'D' Denny's, and I say some very incendiary things about seminal and beloved rock opera The Wall. Hey if you're new to the show and sticking around, please tell a friend? Our advertising is done for the foreseeable future. Otherwise, drop us a review, or reach out! We love to hear from folks. Join us for game nights:  twitch.tv/criticeveryone Yell...

JUST TO BE CLEAR, we did do a theme song for today's Getting Hot with the Dogs, but I cut the whole thing because it was truly horrible to the human ear. GROWTH CAN STILL HAPPEN, PEOPLE. Today's episode also features Potato Head and the wooden shoe-tying practice shoe SOME OF US had to use as children.  Hey if you're new to the show and sticking around, please tell a friend? We're done advertising...