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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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ESN Network

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #372 : The Right Hand Man Episode 06.09.2022

This week's topics: • Notting Hill Carnival • Living around carnival route • Not knowing the origins of carnival • Banning Afrobeats at carnival • What age you'd let your children go carnival • The Met Police wanting to end carnival • Woodstock 99 madness • Tiffany Haddish & Aries Spears • Dave Chappelle & Chris Rock show price • Breakfast Club change of host • Jay Z 'birthing' billionaires • DJ K...

ESN #371 : The African Therapy Episode (Feat. Georgette) 30.08.2022

In this episode we welcome guest Georgette and discuss: • Uncles giving money to family for what reason? • Kids spurting out random information to anybody • Fans talking to us in public • Nigerians everywhere • Tanzania trip • Slack music lyrics • Megan Thee Stallion • Asking people if they really are alright • GCSE and A Level results • Taking plaudits for children passing exam • Dating two peopl...

ESN #370 : The Parents & Guardians Episode 23.08.2022

This week's topics: • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • AITA for feeding meat free alternative to meat eaters deceptively • #StavrosSays : FreeVee [https://www.amazon.co.uk/adlp/freevee-about] Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpo...

ESN #369 : The Party & Bullshit Episode 16.08.2022

This week's topics: • The length of modern albums compared to classics • Cocoa Kids Fest • Notorious B.I.G stealing songs • Fat Joe and Irv Gotti issues • Acquittances, not friends • How to entertain kids • The cruelty of children • Kids being popular, or not popular • Mixing friend groups • Megan Thee Stallion's song HER potentially being an anti Trans song • #LGBwithouttheT trending • Issues bet...

ESN #368 : The No Means No Episode (Feat. Simone) 09.08.2022

In this episode we welcome guest Simone and discuss: • Jamaica's 60th Independence • Celebrating independence from colonial rule • Dictatorships v Democracies • Dealing with local MPs • Jackie Aina's controversy with Sòro Sókè candle • Irv Gotti talking about dating Ashanti • Ashanti's issue with Irv Gotti owning her masters • Singing dud record deals • Beyonce removing whatever Kelis was moaning...

ESN #367 : The Iron In Lions Episode 02.08.2022

This week's topics: • Mr Wolf's Polo event • Reckless drivers • Suicide being selfish • Neyo's wife leaving him for infidelity • Famous men being worse at faithfulness • Usher being a musical legend still • RnB artists who can't dance like they used to • Best live performers • If one gender is worse than another when it comes to cheating • Kelis' issue with Beyoncé sampling her without reaching ou...

ESN #366 : The Thanos Was Right Episode 26.07.2022

This week's topics: • Mercedes v Lexus • Being broke • Black Panther 2 teaser trailer • Kendrick Lamar getting worse • General MCU movie and TV talk • Favourite and least favourite cinemas • How young can a 40 year old man lust after • Why do people cheer on bad guys in popular media • The stories behind Thanos & Magneto • Would we delete half the humans on earth for the betterment of the world as...

ESN #365 : The Nitty's Don't Have The Capacity Episode 19.07.2022

This week's topics: • Reviewing new music • Homelessness & scammers • People doing ballons • Traffice in London • BMW new subscription service • New cars removing the peaks • Girls and Gang Violence • Mo Farrah Child Trafficing Story • UK heatwave • New Police Laws • Uganda and their new found gold • AITA Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments...

ESN #364 : The Go Back Where You Shame From Episode 12.07.2022

This week's topics: • Netflix's Afrobeats: The Back Story documentary • Old School Naija Jams • Yoruba Excursion • Last time we have gone back home • If Nigeria is as bad as the media makes it look like • Religious troubles in Africa • Polo experience • Travelling the UK • Pet love • Using animals for entertainment • Road rage drama • Spotting drama • Playing music with swearing in front of childr...

ESN #363 : The 20 to 30 Years Episode 05.07.2022

This week's topics: • Showing your relationship in public • Not getting sleep • Jayland Walker police shooting • Is it more dangerous to be a police or a solider • Most police not being fit for purpose • Copenhagen mall mass shooting • Morocco Asylum Seeker massacre • Boris Johnson rumour he got his hairdresser pregnant • Tory MP charged with rape • Tory MP groping two men whilst drunk at party •...

ESN #362 : The Wavy Raid Episode (Feat. Georgette) 28.06.2022

This week have guest Georgette and talk about: • If men or women lie more about sexual prowess • Chemical peels • Different massage styles • Not understanding English from foreigners • Washing cars • Buying too much stuff • Gym etiquette • If the potential for pleasure comes at the hands of oneself or another one • Scheduling honestly in a relationship • Keeping small things to ones cheat • Kanye...

ESN #361 : The Elephant Never Forgets Episode 21.06.2022

This week's topics: • Wahala's holiday in Egypt • When is it best to tip in resorts • Drake new album • How black people are preceieved in hotels • People not appreciating the amount of money you give them • Was Julis Francis right to hit someone whilst doing security • Caribbean people leaving their Kids back home as punishment • Gangsters and podcasters • Elephant killing a woman and then destro...

ESN #360 : The One on One Episode 14.06.2022

This week's topics: • Supportive parents • Nigerian bluntness • Living hyper honestly • How honesty affects relationships • The difference in honesty in male and female relationships • How we've learned parenting from our parents • Children learning traits without their parents' input • If it's alright to leave a relationship just because the spouse doesn't earn enough • How religion encourages br...

ESN #359 : The Platinum Jubilee Episode 07.06.2022

This week's topics: • Using a napkin bib on a date • Liverpool losing the Champions League final • Football players wages • Work appreciate v work pay • How important it is to get plaudits at work • Mbappé’s new mega contract and what that means for his career • Happiness v status/legacy • Is doing just good enough at work • Black women • Afro Hair & Beauty show • Wahala’s travel woes • Fathering...

ESN #358 : The Paupers & Privilege Episode 31.05.2022

This week's topics: • Liverpool in the Champions League final • Great Football defenders • Offence of being called a racial slur • An example of White privilege • Going out with someone other than Black • Humour punching down and up • Ricky Gervais' special catching heat • What subjects are out of bounds for comedians • Stav's green finger • Sending underwear to people less fortunate • Raise in co...

ESN #357 : The Forgive & Regret Episode (Feat. hey Essay) 24.05.2022

In this episode we welcome guest hey Essay and discuss: • Monkey Pox's racial twinge • Forgiving someone that cheats on you • What forgiveness really is and is it actually possible • Looking down on someone for forgiving you • Lying to leave a relationship • Narcissism • Forgiving for your own personal mental and spiritual health • Needing versus wanting a partner • Can you be a cheater and still...

ESN #356 : The Switching Allegiance Episode 17.05.2022

In this episode we discuss: • Jamaican men getting carried by women when daggering • What type of personal trainer would you want? • Learning to leave situations you don't have to be in • What family stereotypes do we have in our family • Abusing someone about being bald is now being seen as sexual harrassment. • Ghislaine Maxwell being found guilty but the courts not releasing the list of the peo...

ESN #355 : The High Value Episode (Feat. Mr Vans of Off The Cuff Podcast) 10.05.2022

In this episode we welcome guests Mr Vans of 'Off The Cuff' podcast and discuss: • Football • The celebrations of the death of Kevin Samuels • What people would think of us after we die • AITA • #StavrosSays Recommendation : Midnight Miracle Podcast, [https://luminary.link/VPDoiKauDfb] Connect with our guest: Mr Vans is @mrvans7 on Instagram & Twitter Off The Cuff are on Instagram & Twitter @OffTh...

ESN #354 : The Deadbeat Episode (Feat. Hope & Simone) 03.05.2022

In this episode we welcome guests Hope & Simone and discuss: • Gateman or House boy status • Telling people how to pronounce their own names • Spac Nation in the same league as Tim Westwood • How women decide on new people to do their hair • Children looking like their parents • The merits and cons of exposing deadbeat dads online • Men that are good Dads but disgraceful partners • Women who don't...

ESN #353 : The Atlanta Vacation Episode 26.04.2022

This week's topics: • Webslingers Movie Premier • Tyson Fury v Dillian Whyte Boxing match • Ali BBC documentary • Magic Johnson documentary • Zanzibar hotel abuse situation • Simple's holiday breakdown • Wahala's holiday breakdown • US plane mask mandate finished • Luxury shopping [while Black] • Feeling uncultured for not appreciating 'high art' • Being broke or not actually being broke • Donald...

ESN #352 : The Elders First Episode (Feat. Daddy, Mummy, Madcat & Miss Cat) 19.04.2022

This week we feature Daddy, Mummy, Madcat & Miss Cat (aka, Stav's family) topics: • Why episode 351 was trash • Britain sending illegal asylum seekers to Rwanda • Rihanna and A$AP Rocky's fake cheating claims • Social media rumour mongers • Outsiders purpose negative influence on Africa • Nigerians and their corruption • Why people leave Africa to settle in other continents • Why Africans seem to...

ESN #351 : The Actual Worst Episode 12.04.2022

This week's topics: • ESN hosts feeling rough • Will Smith's Oscars punishment • Louie C K winning a Grammy • Jimmy Savile documentary • Detaching the art from the artist • Wizkid getting accolades from the Grammys • Kids making decisions for themselves • Chinese covid lockdown • People not forgiving Boris for lockdown parties • International lockdown rules • Boris Johnson's views on transgenders...

ESN #350 : The Slap Of Familiarity Episode 05.04.2022

This week's topics: • Mr Wolf becoming his Son's PT • How diet effects bulking up • Two stopping a potential road rage beef with Wahala • Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars • Does Jada hold any blame for the incident • Why did Will do it • Why doesn't anyone have any sympathy for Chris Rock? • Do British Born Nigerian sports stars have the same passion as those born in Nigeria. • Do men...

ESN #349 : The Doors And Wheels Episode 29.03.2022

This week's topics: • Men not fighting for their country • Fighting on behalf of your Dad when he's blatantly wrong • Uncles going to church to chase Aunties • Is there such a thing as dating someone who is too religious • Male hair loss • Beard grooming • Clippers v Cut throat • Increase in dumb phone sells • Washing cars • Our children growing up soft • African countries banning bike taxis • Sta...

ESN #348 : The Ps and Qs Episode (Feat. Simone & Tunde) 22.03.2022

In this episode we welcome guests Tunde of 'Tales From The Plantation' podcast and Simone and discuss: • Our love and hate for Soca music • Partners allowing their partners to whine in the club or not • Ethiopians banned from celebrating Easter in Israel • Orishas and Juju • Changing and losing African traditions • What a naming ceremony is and the recent changes • Covid weddings • Women carrying...

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