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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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ESN Network

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #347 : The Three Hundred and Goddamn 47th Episode 15.03.2022

This week's topics: • Making people look stupid on social media • Victor Daniels' live show • Falling asleep in cinema • Different cinema extras • How different food categories can affect us • Literal shit talk • Hiding or claiming being a podcaster • What makes someone a podcaster • Taking someone out to a place you've been with someone else before • Smart devices and luddites • Jussie Smollett's...

ESN #346 : The Higgy Hagga Episode 08.03.2022

This week's topics: • The new Batman movie and old Batman movie comparisons • Has Tim Burton fallen off or not? • Stav's announcement • The best superhero movies • Racism during the war in Ukraine • Ukraine war talk • Can Putin be overthrown • Roman Abramovich selling Chelsea FC • How different countries are set up for war • Ulkraine officials asking Africans to fight for them • Priti Patel not ea...

ESN #345 : The Savoury Liquorice Episode (Feat. Mo) 01.03.2022

In this episode we welcome our podsister, guest Mo and discuss: • Men claiming fraudulent heights • People pushing themselves to be out of their comfort zone v being complacent • How lost goals can shorten ones life • Life goals and desires changing with age and wisdom • How remote working is changing the game for better and for worse • Average salary in the UK & US • Staying ahead of the curve of...

ESN #344 : The Broken Family Episode 22.02.2022

This week's topics: • Explicit nature of music over the years • Top Dawg v Dreamville • Modern day moshing • Gigs contribution to British music • Watch The Throne the best collaboration album ever? • Artist Thundercat • Apps tracking you • The greatness of Waze • Different patties from around the world • Jerk food • How well we can or can't swim • Swimming in the ocean • Laughing at memes of other...

ESN #343 : The Defending The Cat Honour Episode 15.02.2022

In this episode we discuss: • Valentines Weekend • Dave performance at the Brit awards • Lil Sims acceptance speech with her mother • Backlash for Adele for saying she is proud of being a woman when accepting the gender neutral artist of the year award. • Kurt Zouma assaulting a cat • How much did race play a part in the punishment people wanted for Zouma • Asking white people the first time they...

ESN #342 : The Plantation Exodus Episode (Feat. Wavey) 08.02.2022

In this episode with guest Wavey and we discuss: • If men are cheaters these days • Is emotional cheating worse than physical cheating • Sharing intermit bedroom information with friends • Talking to the elders about relationship issues • Senegal v Egypt AFCON final • North Africans not counting themselves as Africans • Guinea-Bissau coup d'état attempt • India Arie leaving Spotify in protest of J...

ESN #341 : The Pain Killer Episode 01.02.2022

This week's topics: • Car trouble • Foundational Black American v Black British animosity • Integrity in work • Boris Johnsons' party shenanigans • Taking in media news from sources you don't agree with • Russia and Ukraine • Taking pain killers • AITA for being jealous of my step brother • #StavrosSays : Dopesick [https://www.disneyplus.com/en-gb/series/dopesick/vaEHfF8OZHUP] Connect with us at &...

ESN #340 : The AFCON Episode (Feat. Darran Griffiths) 25.01.2022

This week we welcome guest Darran Griffiths and discuss: • African Cup of Nations (Nigeria, Ghana, Comoros) • Lessor known African countries • What age you should stop reading to your child • Using toilets in other people's houses • Liverpudlian rapping • Accents of people north of London • Travelling to Jamaica • Ancestry DNA testing • Interracial couple social media pages and who follows them •...

ESN #338 : The African Back Packing Episode (Feat. Liz & Kim) 18.01.2022

In this episode we welcome guest Liz & Kim and discuss: • Jay Z's Kingdom Come album • Ugandan women's shoe and ankle size • Travelling back home and not going • Worrying about travelling to Africa [without host] • If we should do a live show • If number of episodes is more important than length of show • Coca Cola racism • Babies born during racism being different • Children that are fed up of li...

ESN #339 : The Novakcine Episode 18.01.2022

This week's topics: • Joe Pesci's acting prowess • Being 'stuck' at a certain mental age • Bit of a rock music section • New Ghetts album coming? • Kano's music videos • Records shops being cornerstones of the community (shout out Wired 4 Sound, Dub Vendor, Red Records, Regal Records, Body Music and all the other record shops we shared our time, our spirit and our money in) • Caribbean and African...

ESN #337 : The Ghana v Nigeria? Episode (Feat. Georgette of Just The Tip Podcast) 04.01.2022

In this episode we welcome guest Georgette and discuss: • Musical genres becoming more and more blurred • Michael Jackson v Prince v Stevie Wonder • Best Batman songs • Nas releasing another new album with producer Hit-Boy • Playing games with the family • What the unofficial national game of Nigerians is • Favourite casino games • What we'd be like if our children were hustlers • Being financiall...

ESN #336 : The Spoilers, Vibes and In Sha Allah Episode (Feat. CynTea & Mr Elusive) 28.12.2021

In this episode we welcome guests CynTea & Mr Elusive and discuss: • Wrestlers having to tone down their flagrant rhetoric • Movie Talk (Don't Look Up, King of Boys, A Naija Christmas & Boxing Day) • If there's a lack of quality Black romance movies • Not telling people they're on loudspeaker • Meeting friends of the opposite sex as adults • Assuming men and women that are friends are actually mor...

ESN #335 : The Not So Christmas Episode 21.12.2021

This week's topics: • Mormon's Black people • Being indifferent to injustice • Medical diagrams with Black subjects • Black people in mass media • Growing up on Bollywood • Caribbean people loving Nollywood • Traditional leader in Cameroon refusing to marry 14 year old virgin as is custom • If people actually want to get with a virgin • Men wanting a woman with a child to know she was born woman •...

ESN #334 : The 7th Child & 15th Variant Episode 14.12.2021

This week's topics: • Rick Ross' new album, 'Richer Than I Ever Been' • Music artists that are big in America but not known elsewhere • New Omicron variant and how it's changing the world • The leader of the Babyfada coalition, Boris Johnson having at least - maybe more than - 7 children • Countries banning people who aren't vaccinated • New Zealand effectively banning cigarettes • Celebrities eff...

ESN #333 : The Na Wa For The Red List Episode 07.12.2021

This week's topics: • Do you think Vegans are less murderous that meat eaters? • How it is shame Vybz Kartel is in prison when he could be at his peak? • Is "Your Mum" the UK version of "Suck my d*ck* for the US? • Are mum's still as important to the young boys as they were to us? • Do Ethnics parents have hobbies when they retire? • Do group of black men play golf? • Why is that older black women...

ESN #332 : The Ghetto Gallivanters Episode 30.11.2021

This week's topics: • CBD Oil for body pains • Having a last ditch piece of fun before settling down • Going on holiday without your partner • Unyoked arranged marriages • Being ignorant to different cultures • Arranged marriages • Caring or not about Exes • Being disappointed with whom your Ex has slept with • People who can switch on the charisma • Talking to yourself • Leaving items after throw...

ESN #331 : The Indoctrination Episode 23.11.2021

This week's topics: • Your sports jersey opening doors for stranger conversation • Going to football games • Not discussing football on the pod • Still using Facebook • Watching boxing with the mandem • Brazilian Funk Carioca music • Importing women for entertainment • Avoiding being greasy • The dangers of having a situation with one woman and multiple men • Correcting last weeks Sickle Cell misi...

ESN #330 : The Sensitive Carpenter Episode 16.11.2021

In this episode we discuss: • Potential reasons for male hair loss • If we're more or less sensitive than we were before • Feeling invincible as a youth • Being selfish • Stav retracting on his 'I don't trust everyone' statement • Cop26 and the resolutions • The discrepancies of Countries addition to world toxic levels • Dying young • Moving to thieving areas • Neighbourhood watch • The difference...

ESN #329 : The Vegan Lifestyle Episode (Feat. Liz) 09.11.2021

In this episode we welcome guest Liz and discuss: • RIP Astro of UB40 • Stav's questionable choice of clothing • Dune and The Harder They Fall movie talk • Atlanta & Donald Glover v Dave and Lil Dicky • Conservative MP Owen Paterson, stepping down after lobbying scandal • Joe Biden's troubles • Kamala Harris disappearing • American Vice Presidents • Mushrooms • Vegan eating • Rastaman's diet and l...

ESN #328 : The Bucket & Crabs Episode 02.11.2021

In this episode we welcome guest Gbontwi Anyetei and discuss: • Using Facebook • The definition and exploration of the word 'gaslighting' • People thinking they're more important than they are or wanting to be centre of attention all the time • How long before working from home gets locked off • How people working from home hinders the economy • If living in ignorance can ever be a positive thing...

ESN #2.327 : The 1st Assumption Episode 26.10.2021

In this episode discuss: • Manchester united losing 5-0 to liverpool • Is Mo Salah the best player in the world right now • Are computers going to take over the world • How Brexit is affected the UK • Is Automation going to take over jobs • What is the job market going to look like in 10 years • Am I an asshole question of the week • should you tell your partner you love them but can leave them •...

ESN #2.326 : The Bye Bitch Episode (Feat. Wavey) 19.10.2021

In this episode with guest Wavey and discuss: • Drake & Future going number one & sampling Right Said Fred • Emotional Incest • What examples have we seen of emotional incest • Would you take a kidney from the mother of your child • Do men think about that potentially their child mother can die in child birth? • Should fathers be allowed to be inconistent in their child life and still have chance...

ESN #2.325 : The Fruit Fly Episode (Feat. Acsha of The Main Squeeze Podcast) 12.10.2021

In this episode we guest Acsha from The Main Squeeze Podcast and discuss: • J Cole the best rapper of 2021? • How hard it is to listen to new music these days • Handbag politics • DJ Webslinger's other 'Get It Off Your Chest' podcast • Liverpool v London • Teaching young girls about fertility • Maternity / Paternity leave • Issues with having children • Periods and menopause • Women worrying about...

ESN #324 : The Jamaican Agege Bread Episode 05.10.2021

This week's topics: • Teni's album not getting the recognition it deserves • If Wizkid's Essence is overrated • Zeze Millz's come-up, change of attitude and natural beauty • How different cultures age • Beautiful families • Kardashian's plastic surgery • Hulk Hogan back in the Wrestling Hall of Fame • New AEW (All Elite Wrestling) entertainment and its challenge to WWE • Drug usage and mental prob...

ESN #323 : The Witching Hour Episode 28.09.2021

This week's topics: • Comments on last week review • Not everyone can be a good podcaster • Do you love people equally • How do you keep the passion alive in a long relationship • Is your partner your friend? • Does listening to someone really mean doing what the person wants • Have you ever greeted an ex maybe too touchy feely in front of their new partner • Have we given all our partners the sam...

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