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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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ESN Network

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #571 : The Sickle Allegations Episode 07.07.2026

This week's topics: • Talking with fellow podcasters' parents • Reaction to being danced on when in a relationship • Being a social butterfly • Being able to mix with different kinds of people • Immigrants to blame for everything • Are camera glasses a benefit for society • New rules in courting • Being with a partner whose body will catch attention • The Michael Ward sexual abuse claim case • Wom...

ESN #570 : The White Heat Episode 30.06.2026

This week's topics: • Britain's Heatwave • Buying fans every year • Painting & decorating • Begrundgindly going out • Drinking and driving • Drugs and driving • Political changeovers • #StavrosSays : The Bear [https://www.disneyplus.com/en-gb/browse/entity-05eb6a8e-90ed-4947-8c0b-e6536cbddd5f] Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodca...

ESN #569 : The Air Gapped Episode 23.06.2026

This week's topics: • Avirex Jackets • Inferior Costco Products • 65" Tv is minimum for a man's happiness • Smart TV problems • Technology Tracking • Men taking girl kids to which gender public toilet • Not approaching women at work [first] • New UK mobile phone app ban for children under 16 • How long kids use their mobile devices • World Cup issues • Trump's 80th birthday UFC party • MMA v Boxin...

ESN #568 : The Neurodivergence Episode (Feat. Queen Sim of The Cocoa Sistahs Podcast) 16.06.2026

This week, we welcome guest Queen Sim [of the Cocoa Sistahs Podcast] and discuss: • Burning ANPR cameras • Empathy v Sympathy • Neurodivergence breakdown • ADHD breakdown • How to asses who is on the spectrum • Lazy parenting or actual spectrum behaviour • Labelling children • Medics labelling conditions for low grade reasons • Neurodivergence in developing countries • Serial killers and CEOs are...

ESN #567 : The Pure Cold Rage Episode 09.06.2026

This week's topics: • African Bottom • New default 'Happy Birthday' song • Slot leaving Liverpool & concerns with new manager • Manchester City's new manager & Pep Guardiola's legacy • Premier League's top teams all under transition, except for Arsenal • Wedding talk • Crying at weddings • Different wedding clothes for parties of different sizes • Obeying your husband • Varying differentiations of...

ESN #566 : The Triple Lock Conundrum Episode 02.06.2026

This week's topics: • Jim Jones v Cam'ron Verzuz • Max B v Big Daddy Kane • The joys of Google Photos • Losing friends that know your life • How to celebrate a 50th Birthday • Working on through fatige • Indoctranating children's sports team • Arsenal football parade possible danger • Noughts & Crosses • Tony Blair's damning essy ragarding Labour and Britian's future • Net zero • Reform UK v Resto...

ESN #565 : The Arse & All Episode 26.05.2026

This week we talk about football for almost the whole episode. The topics are: • Arsenal winning the league • Arsenal's fan base • Spurs and their relegation battle • Liverpool worse performance • Pep leaving Manchester City • Manchester United appointing Carrick • AITA for making my girlfriend pay rent • #StavrosSays : Louis Dunford - Like a boss [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ6bFLZqOFg&list=...

ESN #564 : The Royally Tired Episode 19.05.2026

This week's topics: • Drake’s new album • Ageism is rap • Liverpool’s poor title defence • Arsenal’s charge towards the league • Tottenham not going down • The craze around the AP + Swatch watch collaboration Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpo...

ESN #563 : The Post Labour Depression Episode 12.05.2026

This week's topics: • Marvel's Storm is African-American • Floyd Mayweather fighting Manny Pacquiao because he's broke? • Reform Party's Local Election win • Wanting secretly for Kemi Badenoch to be successful • Is Kemi Badenoch actually Nigerian • Our old podcast etiquette • Remembering the voices of those left behind • Old episodes leaving podcast apps • Dangote may IPO in multiple African count...

ESN #562 : The Beat It Episode 05.05.2026

This week's topics: • James Brown Son-In-Law death • Hulk Hogan's money bring in • School of Hard Knocks interview skills • Millionaire mindset • What men think of • How the difference in games have changed men's minds • Making money streaming • Did Boxing make KSI & Logan Paul blow up or the other way round • McDonalds and Michael Jackson are inevitable • 'Michael' movie review • The merits of Jo...

ESN #561 : The North African Returns Episode 28.04.2026

This week's topics: • Roller skating • Street Fighter • PC Gaming • Home improvement / decorating • Tipping tradesman and offering tea etiquette • Stav & Wahala's African holidays • Pyramids anti-climax • How to dress in hot Arab countries • Getting Nigerian style clothes made in Tunisia • Tunisia getting its tourism back • Tipping on holiday • Wanting luxury watches • Buying things for investment...

ESN #560 : The Conspirators Lounge Episode 21.04.2026

This week's topics: • The War on Cancer • General Health • The household microwave (https://youtu.be/os9EwFOcfRo?si=rz_YLxuN-Ep1cn0F) • Football team loyalty and personalities • Religious loyalty - how would you feel about someone who changed their religion • Does traditional African religion have merit? • What is Rastafari? • Does life exist on other planets? • Is God really ‘Almighty’? Connect w...

ESN #559 : The Akkkountability Episode 14.04.2026

This week's topics: • AI AITA trail • Hotels in London v hotels abroad • Different star hotel • Different airline quality • Going to Egypt and not going to see the pyramids • Nephilim • is it cool to start watching a movie knowing you won’t finish it that day • Which classic films would not resonate with millennials • Are women bad at taking accountability • Kanye West wireless ban •#StavrosSays :...

ESN #558 : The Biological v Adoption Episode 07.04.2026

This week's topics: • Drake v Kendrick discography • More AI intro themes • Panicking or thriving under pressure • Is trauma relative • Soft parenting v harsh parenting • Smacking children • Looking after other people's children • Adopting v biological, can you love them the same • AITA for not telling my family that my child is biologically mine • #StavrosSays : Chef [https://www.netflix.com/gb/t...

ESN #557 : The Exclusive Lion Monarch Episode 31.03.2026

This week's topics: • The biggest Nigerian musician artist right now • Wiz Kid & Asake project • Different ways to distribute the pod to save deletion • Imitating other people's language meme • Lion King singer suing comedian mocking famous chant • Guess the 'blank' youtube challenge • Are Londoners exclusive or inclusive • Colour of those doing inner city crime • Turks, Greek, Cypriot issues and...

ESN #556 : The Friends Without Benefits Episode 24.03.2026

This week's topics: • Renting films • Apologising for last weeks cut off • Family therapy • Knowing your siblings • Knowing people's price • Being an open or closed book • Nigerians being farmed [fostered] to English families • How past experiences have moulded us • Being an outsider in a family • Interviewing our parents • Being friends with previous sexual partners • Being threatened or not by p...

ESN #555 : The Unfinished Conflict Episode (Feat. Hope) 17.03.2026

This week we have another technical issue which curtailed the length of the show. Very sorry for the poor performance. That aside, for the hour you do have, we welcome guest Hope and discuss: • Bereavement anniversaries • The Voice of Hind Rajab movie • The horror of Palestinian life • War going on in the world • Child soldiers • Living trough war • PTSD • Biafra • War in Iran • Having to join the...

ESN #554 : The Surprise Deception Episode 10.03.2026

This week's topics: • Stav's Mrs' surprise party • Calling at 4am/5am • Can you throw a surprise party without lying • Deception v Lying • Getting massive plaudits for throwing a surprise party • Expecting free services from your friend instead of paying for the work • Learning to appreciate you're good at something • The Iran bombing by America and Israel • Britain's reliance on American weaponry...

ESN #553 : The Ignorant Tourette's Episode 03.03.2026

This week's topics: • Helping people on the street asking for help • Fake help stories • English v Yoruba sensual language • Checking taxes • Yoruba not having its own text / characters • African languages being lost due to colonization • Racial Tourette outburst at the Brits • BBC's issue with quality control • Gen pop's ignorance on Tourette's • Should people with Tourette's always have to apolo...

ESN #552 : The Golden Era Episode 24.02.2026

This week's topics: • Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested • Yoruba Demon • Richard Pryor & Pam Grier • Our memories of university • How our generation is different with parenting from the previous generation • Kids not going to university • Letting kids do what they want with money once they become adults • Not understanding children • Is the low key nature of rap a good thing • Hip-Hop or Rap • W...

ESN #551 : The Good Hare, Bad Bunny Episode 17.02.2026

This week's topics: • Can you parent over 20 children and parent them well • Davido's child custody issue • FGM reconstruction in modern society • Is a man a man who has never shaved • Rasta's and shaving • Ukrainian sportsman banned in the Winter Olympics • Women not listening to their men • The need or not to trim Black hair for health • Black women and their issues with Black hair • Manchester...

ESN #550 : The Faux Pas Episode 10.02.2026

This week's topics: • Emmanuel Eboué getting swindled by his wife and his son playing football • Chelsea FC and their harvesting of young players • Peter Mandelson and his connection further connections with Jeffrey Epstein • Morgan McSweeney stepping down as Labour Chief of Staff • Andy Burnham and his attack at the Labour leadership • Keir Starmer and his faltering leadership • Kemi Badenoch and...

ESN #549 : The Make Barbs Great Again Episode 03.02.2026

This week's topics: • Having to do self assessment • The quality of our podcast • Disciplining children • Wanting a child to be cool and average student or nerd and great student • Wanting your child to do what they want to do • Bullies or nerds running the world • Asians in football • AI taking jobs • Doctors, Lawyers & Engineers • AI in medicine • Lupe Fiasco v Joe Budden v J. Cole • Rocafella R...

ESN #548 : The Onlyfans Mentor Episode 27.01.2026

This week's topics: • Mixing with different cultures • Reading some lost mail • Having a mentor and being a mentee • Sex lines • Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips • Michelle Obama's issue with losing her status when becoming first lady • Black women emasculating Black men • The job of a 1st lady • Social Media Ban • The barrier to entry for porn now non existent • Pranking old people • ICE agents in M...

ESN #547 : The Foreign Yawn Episode 20.01.2026

This week's topics: • More AI music • Nigeria v Morocco AFCON discussion • The World Cup in Canada, America & Mexico • People not going to the world cup in America due to fear • ICE and their shenanigans • America's travel ban • World Cup ticket prices • Afcon changing from every 2 years to every 4 years • Robert Jenrick getting kicked out of the Conservatives [and joining Reform] • Did Jenrick or...

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