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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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ESN Network

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #546 : The Trump Succession Episode 13.01.2026

This week's topics: • Trump’s invasion of Venezuela • ICE agent killing • Oil & America • AFCON Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast @esnpodcast on all other social media esnpodcast@gmail.com It's important to subscribe, rate and review us...

ESN #545 : The Camera Phone Dilemma Episode (Feat. Charmania) 06.01.2026

This week we welcome guests Charmania and discuss: • Creating a new AI introduction • People recording the burial of Anthony Joshua's friends • 40 New Years Eve fire deaths in Switzerland ski resort could have been avoided • Lack of emergency services in Nigeria • The difference in the after effects of a travesty in different countries • People being addicted to their phones • Would you record a c...

ESN #544 : The End of 2025 Episode 30.12.2025

This week's topics: • Old school Rap & Rock • Liverpool FC Box settings • The 25/26 premier league being dead [or not] • YouTube Football Commentators • Improve Comedy & Freestyle Rappers • Can you accept someone liking you for something you don't respect • Comparing partners to ex partners • Having 'a type' of women • Pop The Balloon expectations • Can an absent Father be a good Father? • Does me...

ESN #543 : The Information Age Episode 23.12.2025

This week's topics: • Yoruba terms of endearment & romantic language • People from melting pot cities speaking English • Is it harder to learn when you're older • Working out more important than the actual answer • Speed and decent versus slow and excellent • The culture of Yemin • Wahala's joy of BBQing meat • Not socialising anymore • Dave Chappelle dismisses Bill Maher • Trump's Whitehouse ball...

ESN #542 : The Neighbourhood Plumber Episode 16.12.2025

This week's topics: • Mid-life crisis • Feeling washed in your 40s • Enjoying work • People being impressed by cars • Is renewable energy effective • Landman and its creator Taylor Sheridan • The 50 Cent, Diddy Netflix documentary • The difference between the community • 300 deals • 2pac's SA conviction not prominent in history • Salah's controversy with Liverpool Connect with us at & send your qu...

ESN #541 : The Habesha & Somali Peninsula Episode (Feat. hey Essay) 09.12.2025

In this episode we welcome guest hey Essay and discuss: • Is having children selfish • Are there too many people in the world • Does the world have enough resources for a much larger population • Africa losing domestic art and craft • Eritrea's landscape and tourism • Trump's negative and disrespectful comments on Somalia • Habesha • Venezuela v Trump • Being desensitised by bad news • Moral fabri...

ESN #540 : The Joint Therapy Episode 02.12.2025

This week's topics: • Joint Therapy • Linking with other podcasts • Dressing for holidays • Wearing football Jersey's overseas • Respecting other people's opinions • #StavrosSays : The Perfect Neighbour [https://www.netflix.com/gb/title/82018736] Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.facebook.com/ESNpodcasts www.twitter....

ESN #539 : The Cocky Sportsman Episode 25.11.2025

This week's topics: • The difference in reaction between cocky Black sports people v White sports people • Best wrestling trash talker Ric Flair v The Rock • The Rock controversy over receiving an award for being a Black actor • Family Guy, South Park and their social commentary • Max B released from jail • French Montana and his choice in women • Money fracturing friendships • Nigerian football t...

ESN #538 : The Fresh & Flagrant Episode 18.11.2025

This week's topics: • DMD Podcast return • Tricky, Bouncer & Clue beef • Hackney hood legends • Sports & emotional intelligence • Akaash Singh v Myron Gaines • Women asking for money from men before dates • AI music • AITA for hooking my Son's baby mother with my work colleague • #StavrosSays : Coco Sistahs Podcast [https://open.spotify.com/show/5UWRIw6RKlN9tbX4YZ1Huc] Connect with us at & send yo...

ESN #537 : The Prison & Cemeteries Episode 11.11.2025

This week's topics: • Netflix's prestige season • Fleabag being the top 5 programmes of all time • What we want at our funerals • Waakye v Rice & Peas • Broken promises at funerals • Walt Whitman's Song of Myself poem • No Limit v Cash Money Verzuz • Reform UK MP Sarah Pochin is mad at Black & Asian faces on TV • Tory MP, Robert Jenrick not seeing any White faces in Birmingham • Are the above two...

ESN #536 : The Football, Brandy & Coke Episode (Feat. Mr Wileycat DJ & Sanni) 04.11.2025

In this episode we welcome guests Mr Wileycat DJ & Sanni and discuss: • Young football fans • Nigerian players [lying about their ages] • Expert football fans • Football trivia • Chelsea or Tottenham: Which club was bigger before Roman Abramovich took over Chelsea • Slot's demise • The rise of gambling in Africa • Which is more addictive, drinking or gambling • Men's happiness • Social expectation...

ESN #535 : The Feigned Understanding Episode (Feat. hey Essay & Amber) 28.10.2025

In this episode we welcome guests hey Essay & Amber and discuss: • East Africans in North London • Make America Great lookalike merch • Brave foxes • Not servicing your woman makes you a bad man • Public kissing • Black people in pubs • Wahala's public announcement • The rise of AI and the potential problems with it • Technology problems • Joining the military • Parents allowing their children to...

ESN #534 : The National Allegiance Episode 21.10.2025

This week's topics: • Mobb Deep's new album is great • Cardi B v Bia • Beanie Sigel using AI to fix his broken voice • Condolences to a couple of our listeners • Bloodclart v Blood Clot • AI's growing importance • Mobile phones and their hidden effects • Spygate explanation • Everyone has something they're good it • People existing and coasting through life • The fraction of people who can change...

ESN #533 : The Hair & Nails Episode 14.10.2025

This week's topics: • Dubbed v Subtitled movies • Chat up lines • Giving a woman money for hair & nails. How much is enough • Divorce rules • Nigerian women's expectations from their men • Westwood charged with several counts of rape • Who knew what about Westwood • Ty's statements on Westwood • Gatekeeping music • Being supported by Mother-In-Law • Family support system • People holding themselve...

ESN #532 : The 15 Year Anniversary Episode 07.10.2025

This week's topics: • What Instagram looks like for different people • Old dirty DMs • To gossip or not to gossip • Living in ignorance, on purpose • ESN is 15 years deep in the game • Favourite football pundits • Diddy gets 40 months. Too long or not long enough • Cancelled artists • The origins of the Mann Act • Diddy's parties • Members Clubs and Secret Societies • Devilish symbols • The Boulé...

ESN #531 : The New World Order Episode 30.09.2025

This week's topics: • 80s flamboyant fashion • Morgan Freeman's voice • Trump telling citizens not to take paracetamol • King Charles ties with paedophiles • Fergie getting in trouble in the news • ID Card and their connotations • New World Order • London Film Festival • Propaganda agender • Steeling swans • School standers slipping • Educational system dumbed down • #StavrosSays : London Film Fes...

ESN #530 : The Sexual Dysfunction Episode 23.09.2025

This week's topics: • Barbershop Herbs • Erectile Dysfunction • Blackmen suffering ED more than any other race • Nurse "Wolf" given us some details on Sexual Health • Checking your own body • Jimmy KImmel being suspended • What is the latest opportunities in tech • AI and the threat to your roles • Who wants to be an entrepreneur Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so w...

ESN #529 : The Assassination Of Growth Episode 16.09.2025

This week's topics: • Family Blessings • Shout out to the comments section • Charlie Kirk Assassination • Should we rejoice in someone death • The Far right influence on the world • The struggles of mental health • How the world is changing in respect to what is the new normal • The positives and negatives of growth • The Importance of loving yourself • AITA for not giving my share of inheritance...

ESN #528 : The Self Reflection Flags Episode (Feat. Oseme & Darran Griffiths) 09.09.2025

This week's topics: • Waiting up for your partner • Paying bills early • Choices with a partner that admitted juju • Believing in witchcraft or not • Love [or marriage material] at first sight • Pretty Woman caused onlyfans • English & British flags in UK in protest • Why WASPs are worrying • Being ethnic and choosing to play for England • Black men not finding Black women attractive • Dating outs...

ESN #527 : The Anointed Prep Episode 02.09.2025

This week's topics: • Personal Anointings • Facebook for friendship connections • Being old and boring • Having or not having hobbies • Visiting siblings • Carnival cancelled? • Average Speed Cameras leeway • Galivanting around Paris • Holiday hospitalisation • Ghanaian women and Ghanaian men • First dates • Most important event for spouses • 10 year anniversary talk • Hiding something about your...

ESN #526 : The Executive AI Assistant Episode 26.08.2025

This week's topics: • New age foxes • Fox hunting • Dead cats in Wahala’s garden • Joe & Jada Podcast • Cam’ron v Cuba Gooding • Petty Rappers • Mo Gilligan & J Hus neglecting their kids? • Umar Johnson selling himself for dates • How much could we earn if we sold ourselves for dates • Time v money • The importance of personal assistants • Women bosses harder of women subordinates • AI taking the...

ESN #525 : The Not So Great Powers Episode 19.08.2025

This week's topics: • Joining TikTok and using it for search • Expensive school trips • Disneyland Paris and what it means to modern children • Spoiling children • Children getting expensive clothes • The difference between discipline now and before • Ari Lennox's complaints on old programmes • Judging the past by modern standards • People in future's view on Palestine massacre • Joe Budden Podcas...

ESN #524 : The Two Masters Episode 12.08.2025

This week's topics: • Episodes getting removed due to music copyright strikes • Lux Afrique v ESN Podcast • Lux Afrique debrief • Gatekeeping events • Dildos thrown on WBNA courts during games • Male sports v Female sports • Our money v individuals money in a relationship • Relationships with conditions • Strict parenting • Winning the lotto and not telling your kids • Struggle = growth • #Stavros...

ESN #523 : The Uncles United Episode 05.08.2025

This week's topics: • Being fatigued for being busy • Sacrificing sleep for parenting • Energy Drinks and their various effects • Finally accepting being an Uncle • Taking drugs for the first time as an adult • Crack v Coffee • Sydney Sweeny's 'Good Jeans' ad racist? • #StavrosSays : Shah's Halah Food [https://shahshalalfood.co.uk/] Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod s...

ESN #522 : The Expenses Date Episode 29.07.2025

This week's topics: • Having enemies or being an enemy • Making enemies unwittingly • Asking people why they don’t have children • The best superman • Fantastic Four movie v Superman movie • The best Joker • Does it mean more for a manager to pay for a trip for their employees than to use company money • Is it wrong to pay for a date with company money • Is it wrong to pay for an engagement ring w...

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