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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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ESN Network

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #322 : The One Star Episode 21.09.2021

This week's topics: • Eating healthy • Teaching yourself enjoy food • Countries with longest life expectancy • The disadvantages of sending money back home • Stolen African artifacts from being sent back to the countries they were stolen from • Prince Phillip's will being kept secret for 90 years • Damian Marley being a great musician and what category of music he makes • Moving to an alien planet...

ESN #321 : The Black To Front Episode 14.09.2021

This week's topics: • Cristiano Ronaldo's return to Manchester United • Afrikan Vikings Meme • Tv talk • The most gangster wife from century old programmes • "Them" TV programme discussing • If Them was copying US • Corporate branding • Dancing whilst shopping • Ironing tekkers • Being called Prince rather than King in a relationship • Emma Raducanu's US Open win • Women's tennis • Breaking up fig...

ESN #320 : The Certified Donda's Boy Episode 07.09.2021

This week's topics: • Kanye's album, Donda • DaBaby controversy and feature on Donda • Marilyn Mason controversy and feature on Donda • Drake's album, Certified Lover Boy • R. Kelly's controversy and sample on Certified Lover Boy • Whether we'd release a song with a R. Kelly sample or not • Everyone having a cancelable event in their past • The power of influencers • Favourite songs on Donda • Dra...

ESN #319 : The Big D Episode (Feat. Nadine) 31.08.2021

This week's topics: • Not remember song titles • CD & Tape era of music • African men getting pedicures • Family ganging up on in-laws • Breast feeding • Adult men drinking breast milk straight from the source • Our guest's book 'Life After The Big D' • Rules and exercises to help get over a divorce • Guilt with children during a divorce • Older generations not getting divorced • The difference be...

ESN #318 : The Innovative Episode 24.08.2021

This week's topics: • Shaybo's new album 'Queen of the South' • Ms Banks & Stefflon Don's new song 'DIP' • Buying concert tickets • Yam Festival • Young artists making silly moves for their lives • Trainer / Sneaker talk • US withdrawal from Afghanistan and the immediate takeover of the Taliban • Mr Wolf adds his views on the Kevin Samuels conversation from episode 317 • People not listening to th...

ESN #317 : The Incelic Househusband Episode (Feat. Tales From The Plantation Podcast) 17.08.2021

In this episode we welcome guests Nezzy & Tunde of 'Tales From The Plantation' podcast and discuss: • How to navigate Instagram • Stagette & men at Baby Showers • Not wanting gifts • Nigerian men being hyper-masculine • Ghanaian men being laid back • Men in relationships doing housework • Househusbands not doing the same amount of work in the house as housewives • The negative effects of Kevin Sam...

ESN #316 : The Slumdog Billion-Heiress Episode 10.08.2021

This week's topics: • A Salute to the New "Farda" Griff • Will Fuji music ever take-off • Do you use Telegram & signal? • Binance getting shut down • The Lox bullying Dipset • Why did Dipset lose • Fat Joe break down of the VERZUZ • Jadakiss being the MVP • Wizkid selling out the 02 in minutes • People only going to know Essence at the concert • Do we need to acknowledge the Naija Jam legends • We...

ESN #315 : The Amapiano & Hard Sole Shoes Episode 03.08.2021

This week's topics: • ESN Radio Podcast • Why South Africans are so possessive • How Nigeria is seen as the leaders of Africa by other Africans • The many rules and politics around Amapiano music • Amapiano music being the next to take over • Garage, House, Funky, Drum n Bass • 2000s Rap concerts being trash • Whether they make artists like Tina Turner & Michael Jackson anymore • Classic colognes...

ESN #314 : The E Block Episode 27.07.2021

This week's topics: • Biz Markie's death • Rappers dying young of natural causes • Wanting to free Vybz Kartel • Taking the rap for a friends crime • People that do crime for necessity v people that crime for bants or acceptance • If children owe their parents • Good 3D films • Billionaires in space • Having voices that go along with thoughts • Understanding bad English speakers • The pleasantness...

ESN #313 : The Patriotism Paradox Episode (Feat. Darran Griffiths) 20.07.2021

This week's topics: • Griff's clinical, expansive and thoughtful takes on popular culture • Griff's lack of clincal, expansive and thoughtful takes on Black Brits who hate on the England football team • Black people playing for England (or any other coloniser country) • African and Caribbean teams not looking after their sportsman • Lack of empathy for Black players who get racially abused by Engl...

ESN #312 : The Oyinbo Episode 13.07.2021

This week's topics: • Most popular recent artists • Michael Jackson never dying • Juvenile's Vax That Thing Up remix • Taking advantage of a part • The idea that a man should love a woman more than vice versa in a relationship • Men fighting the stereotypical male trope • Nigerian men having to overcome the Yoruba Demon trope • Different Caribbean accents • Massages, vitamins and the benefits of s...

ESN #311 : The Cars & Football Episode 06.07.2021

This week's topics: • Does every man want to own a Porsche 911? • What super car/sports car would do we want • How the new cars maintenance has changed • Leasing vs purchasing a car • Complaining about driving in London • Avoiding central London due to all the restrictions in place • A Quiet Place 1 & 2 discussion • BlackPeople Screaming "IT'SCOMING HOME!!!" and supporting England • Would the Engl...

ESN #310 : The Hypothetical Episode (Feat. Georgette) 29.06.2021

This week's topics: • Costco • Relationship joint accounts • Keeping money separate from your partner • Dirty John • Afronation refund • Sending money back home • Pride over borrowing money • Taking money from a partners family even though they don't want to • Swallowing pride to aide a relationship • Pretty privilege • Taking gifts from someone with a sexual agenda with no intention of them recei...

ESN #309 : The Ineloquently Saying Something Episode 22.06.2021

This week's topics: • The pros and cons of polygamy • Having lots and lots of children • When polygamy becomes illegal / immoral • Anti-Asian hate crime laws passed in America • How different communities deal with communal money • Money and responsibility • Who we'd be happy with our children idolising • Jada Pinkett Smith's love for Tupac • Being jealous of a deceased Ex • The etiquette of Exes •...

ESN #308 : The Internal Bickering Episode (Feat. Kourt Wils) 15.06.2021

This week's topics: • Poorly promoting the podcast • Supporting your friend's businesses • If a man can eat food that emasculates them • Accepting Salt Bae feeding you his meat in your mouth • Someone flirting with your partner in front of you • The lost art of chatting up someone on road • Catfishing online dating • Filters and changing one's body too much for social media • How being family orie...

ESN #307 : The Banned Twitter Episode 08.06.2021

This week's topics: • Blue Therapy finale • African men cheating • Getting more guests on the podcast • Making mistakes editing the podcast • Spotify podcast playing issues • Not eating stew • Making too much food and throwing food away • House buying chronicles • Living in a boujee or ghetto area • People living in private homes not wanting to share areas • Having a community whatsapp • Where you...

ESN #306 : The Masculine & Feminine Energy Episode 01.06.2021

This week's topics: • Mal & Rory away from the Joe Budden Podcast • Podcast etiquette • Being the 'lead mic' in personal aspects of life • Alpha Male-isms • Giving away responsibility • Overpowering personalities • Working around people • Ultimate Warrior's bigoted self • MCU and Netflix Marvel TV talk • Wanting more origin stories • More TV and Movie talk • The surprisingly good Cruella movie • D...

ESN #305 : The Dade County Episode 25.05.2021

This week's topics: • Dreaming of Miami again • Joe Budden sexual workplace harassment discussion. • Is there any time when it is OK to hire someone due to their attractiveness • Gym discussions • The difference between women and men experiences in the gym • Can you remember a time you your parents doing anything athletic • Black people leaving very little inheritance in the UK • What are our plan...

ESN #304 : The Complicated Conflicts Episode 18.05.2021

This week's topics: • J Cole's new album and direction • Vybz Kartel's partners • Basketball African League • The war between Israel and Palestine • Wahala's love of wrestling • Can one achieve without working hard • Joe Buddep Podcast's split with Rory and Mal • Would we let money over the podcast interfere with our friendship • Should a partner that brings in more money in a split business, reap...

ESN #303 : The Time Therapy Episode 11.05.2021

This week's topics: • Nigerians in America • Covid in India • Covid vaccines in poorer countries • Different vaccines • Moving home in and around London • Managing time • TV talk • The growth of superhero movies and TV • Woke culture in classic cartoons • Wrong and right changing with time • Blue Therapy • Does culture have any relevance when counselling • The pros of relationship therapy • Walkin...

ESN #302 : The Friends & Business Episode (Feat. Simone) 04.05.2021

This week's topics: • Do women expect men to stand up when they walk into a room • Oloni's thread about hygiene and sex • Are the people sleeping with dirty people just as dirty? • Why has hygiene standards seem to have slipped • Our stories of bad hygiene • Noel Clarke sexual harassment allegations • The reaction to Asher D statement asking Noel Clarke • Should you back your boy if allegations ar...

ESN #301 : The Diet Coke Episode (Feat. Darran Griffiths) 27.04.2021

This week's topics: • Why Griff missed the last podcast • 4/20 • Is weed a gateway drug • Is sugar a drug • R.I.P Shock G • Rappers dying at 50 being scary • Redman vs Method Man Vezuz • Diet Coke manhood moments • Do women like to see men do manly things? • What traditional things do men like to see women do? • People wanting you to want to do things for them • Why we should celebrate our birthda...

ESN #300 : The 300th Episode 20.04.2021

This week's topics: • Black Rob RIP • Potent Punches Drink • Helen McCrory RIP • Drunk stories • Drunk driving • Being shy chatting up women • Teaching or not teaching our kids how to approach the opposite sex • If you'd rather have an off the boat or westernised woman • The healing of waterfalls • Waking up early or late on holiday • Eating habits on holiday • Remaining bucket list holiday destin...

ESN #2.299 : The Repackaged Vagina Episode 13.04.2021

This week's topics are: • R.I.P to D.M.X • D.M.X stories • R.I.P to Man like Philip • What did Prince Philip do in the Royal family • Should men give their women pocket money • Do you like it when women offer sex as a gift in a relationship • Would you been upset if sex with your woman no longer excited her • Are you still romantic • Should you be involved in decisions your partners make about the...

ESN #2.298 : The Dobale Episode 06.04.2021

This week's topics are: • Greeting Nigerian elders with dobale • Training children on how to greet elders • How different cultures greet each other • Family pressuring women to stay with cheating and abusive men • Lack of protection for women in their relationships from family • How to address your family's partner you're not sure about • Can you cheat on someone out of love • Not teaching people...

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