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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

Comedy EN ↓ 500 episodes

Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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ESN Network

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #2.297 : The Back Your Boy Episode 30.03.2021

This week's topics are: • If we'd ever have a Patreon • Binge watching TV • Leaving your friend in danger to save your own life • Whether to run or attack if someone attack you and your child • If a parent's life is more worthwhile than a non-parent • Protecting your spouse being a turn on • Asking a woman to quickly leave the house with no explanation why and if she'd actually go • Derrick Jaxn b...

ESN #2.296 : The Synder Cut Episode 23.03.2021

This week's topics are: • Who would get cancelled if the inbox was exposed • Looking down on people because they don’t know a pop culture reference • Not paying attention to social media • #Verzuz : Raekwon v Ghostface Killah • Chrissy Teigen’s effect on John Legend • Youngers calling elders by their first name • Verzuz being sold to Triller & Tidal being sold to Square • Black people selling cont...

ESN #2.295 : The House Of Clubs Episode 16.03.2021

This week's topics are: • Who we'd have followed on instagram • Who has the best plastic surgery • The difference between malicious and ill timed joke • Mixing it up on Clubhouse • Dating while celibate • Sex with an Ex • What men want women [with a big tick list] to bring to the dating table • Expectations on women's money management • Being pro-Black but not dating Black • Women's safety and fea...

ESN #2.294 : The Running 2 America Episode 09.03.2021

This week's topics are: • Bunny Wailer's death R.I.P • Coming 2 America review {SPOILER ALERT 42:21) • Malcolm & Marie talk {SPOILER ALERT 42:22-48:00} • Film talk • The merits of digitally documenting life • Being disappointed with your kin • Cancel culture running rampant again • Dr. Seuss' alleged racism • J.K. Rowling alleged transphobia • Woke society dictating modern conversation • 'Trans' a...

ESN #2.289 : The Game Stop Open Up Shop Episode 02.03.2021

This week's topics are: • The etymology of 'Uncle Tom' • Children studying at home • Teachers going on strike • The Tiger Woods documentary • The influence of parents in sport training their children • Black parents coaching their children in White majority sports • Talent v hard work • How we date women initially and what turns us off • Being mentally stable before looking for a relationship • Wh...

ESN #2.293 : The Lovers Brock Episode 02.03.2021

This week's topics are: • Lovers Rock from the Small Axe series of films • Shoobs, dances, sounds, dub sessions and house parties • Going to a dance as a minor • The docuseries, Supervillain: The Making of Tekashi 6ix9ine • Frank Bruno, Chris Eubanks, Lennox Lewis and the different affect they had on young Black men • Old school boxers not backing down like modern fighters • Tiger Woods' accident...

ESN #2.292 : The Blue Chip Episode 23.02.2021

This week's topics are: • How all RnB songs are begging songs • Old school RnB versus new RnB • Begging to be with someone • Pursuing someone and not taking no for an answer • Who is to blame for Kanye & Kim divorcing • Preferring to marry Kim Kardashian v Amber Rose • What is the criteria for 'wife material'. • Why you shouldn't constantly shower your partner with praise in public • Hiding joy on...

ESN #2.291 : The Chestfeeding Episode 16.02.2021

This week's topics are: • If we're at our peak intelligence • Pushing for greatness • Seizing opportunities • The status check before bringing people into the crew • The fear of failure • If giving your best is always enough • Reaching potential • The term Breastfeeding being changed to Chestfeeding • Minority communities not asking for some of the 'progress' that society pushes to the society • J...

Bonus #ESNonCH Episode 13.02.2021

Bonus ESN on Clubhouse episode where we gave our fans and listeners an opportunity to jump on an impromptu episode and discuss whatever. Reach out and let us know if you want us to do it again. Voice note us at esnpodcast@gmail.com Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.instagram.com/ESNpodcast...

ESN #2.290 : The Beautiful, Cute, Pretty, Sexy Episode 09.02.2021

This week's topics are: • Bianca Belaire & Sasha Banks potentially being two black girls headlining Wrestlemania. • Lockdown Zoom Parties • Do Africans live longer than people in the west • How is everyone going to behave when lockdown is over • Would we have broken the lockdown rules if we were younger? • DJ Tiny taking the 'payola' to play records on the radio • Would you go on The Chaser and if...

ESN #2.288 : The Feminine Critique Episode 26.01.2021

This week's topics are: • Height shaming • The size of Nigerian feet • Love Island's Yewande and Lucie beef • Mispronouncing of non-English names and the issues with that • Having a name that is common • The importance of names • The effects of your parent being a porn star • Porn stars also being escorting • The shame of different jobs • Januhairy and women's body hair • Letting people down v Bei...

ESN #2.287 : The Business Is Business Episode 19.01.2021

This week's topics are: • Police stops and Stavros' comradery • Illegal driving and the consequences • A quick film recap • One Night In Miami • Most graphicly violent TV & films • Our disliking of Wonder Woman 1984 • To replace or not replace Chadwick Boseman in Black Panther • Ray Fisher's issues with Warner Brothers over Cyborg role removal from DCEU • The absolute toxicity shown through the ye...

ESN #2.286 : The Costly Free Speech Episode 12.01.2021

This week's topics are: • Being there for your friends • Love languages • Checking on partners in relationships • People that always seem alright • American's rushing Capitol Hill • Trump being banned from social media • Parler being banned from the internet • Trump v Boris • Gerrymandering • Dirty tricks politicians play • Buying your way into politics • Free speech on social media • The growing...

ESN #2.285 : The Two Thousand & Twenty One Changes Episode (Feat. CynTea) 05.01.2021

This week we discuss: • People not being able to speak the language of the country they live in • Dating during virus season and lockdowns • The difference between British and Americans [on Clubhouse] • How mad dilemma's arise on social media timelines • People with faith refusing to date people who have no faith • If it's sensible for a religious person to refuse date a righteous person who isn't...

ESN #2.284 : The Year Of Wahala Episode 29.12.2020

This week's topics are: • Hairdressing and barbering during Christmas lockdown • Chadwick Boseman in Ma Rainey's Black Bottom v Delroy Lindo in Da 5 Bloods • If Angela Bassett & Laurence Fishburne have the best autobiographic work • If Jamie Foxx is the most talented man in showbusiness • The difference between podcasts and radio • How to be a good DJ • One of us catching covid-19 • Body pains • L...

ESN #2.283 : The Negro Soulstice Episode 22.12.2020

This week's topics are: • Club House app pros and cons • Black men not being attracted to Black women • Colourism (again, yes) • Opening up on podcasts more than in other areas of life • Americans not happy with British actors playing Americans (again, yes) • Nigerian excellence • The greatness of Jingle Jangle • Winter Solstice or Negro Soulstice • If astronomic events have an actual affect on ou...

ESN #2.282 : The Friends Love Friends Episode (Feat. Liz) 15.12.2020

This week we discuss: • How good looking we are in the face • Telling friends 'I love you' • Telling new partners about existing friends of the opposite sex • Interacting with friends' partners • Being jealous of partner's best friends of opposite sex • Talking or not talking to the partners of friends • The deaths of Tiny Lister & Barbara Windsor • How friendships change with age • Woolworths • H...

ESN #2.281 : The Average At Best Episode 08.12.2020

This week we discuss: • The North London Derby • What does supporting a football team means about you • Does supporting a losing team make you have a losing mentality • Do you have things you carry from your family home to the house you share with your partner as expectations? • What we feel about cheating • Majah Hype domestic violence situation • Would women be as aggressive towards men that che...

ESN #2.280 : The Very Serious Episode (Feat. Nana) 01.12.2020

TRIGGER WARNING, DOMESTIC & SEXUAL ABUSE IS DISCUSSED IN DETAIL FOR A LARGE SECTION OF THIS PODCAST This week we discuss: • Hurricane Eta SUPPORT DETAILS FOR HURRICANE ETA RELEIEF www.jamaicaredcross.org www.https://foodforthepoorja.org • Domestic violence through the first half of the podcast SUPPORT DETAILS FOR VICTIMS OF DV www.ncdv.org.uk www.mankind.org.uk www.refuge.org.uk 08082000247 www.ka...

ESN #2.279 : The My Podcast Episode 24.11.2020

This week we discuss: • Who feels like they own the podcast • Draining arguments • Wanting to be right v leaving disputes unfinished • Black & White v Grey thinking • The different views of Jerry Rawlings • Survivors guilt • Not wanting to spoil children • Children not understanding money's worth • Overcompensation spending due to not having when young • Staying in a domestically violent situation...

ESN #2.278 : The African Trade Episode 17.11.2020

This week's topics are: • Paying for a another tables' bill • Clout chasing on reality TV • First Dates and Naked Attraction TV programme • The TV watershed • Weening off social media • How social media is the first port of call for news • The dangers of social media algorithms and how to game them • The new release of the PS5 and XBox Series X • Amateur trading and investing • Being careful playi...

ESN #2.277 : The Valid Vote Episode 10.11.2020

This week's topics are: • The Borat movies • Films that were funny enough to cry to • If losing the virginity is that important • Having video footage on youtube • Correct instagram protocol • 90 Day Fiancé • Biden winning the presidency and the difference that'll have on world politics • Losing Trump's entertainment • Presidents being puppets • Voting issues with the American presidential electio...

ESN #2.276 : The Serial Entrepreneur Episode (Feat. Alexander Amosu) 03.11.2020

This week's topics are: • Memory lane storytelling • The growth and death of the ringtones fad • How some of the crew met each other • Knowing your worth • Controlling your media image • Entrepreneurship and the mentality is takes for that • Being naïve in business and being taken advantage of • Looking after parents • How different people deal with failure • Working for someone else v being self...

ESN #2.275 : The Sorrow, Tears & Blood Episode (Feat. Oluwa) 27.10.2020

This week's topics are: • SARS • Is Nigeria a good place to hold a protest? • Are some Nigerians very hypocritical to the SARS unit • Is the situation in Nigeria potentially a way to overthrow the government? • Is there hope for the future of Nigeria • Would you send your child to boarding school? • The lasting impacts on fostering children • What reasons would you need to foster your child? • Wid...

ESN #2.274 : The Track And Trace Episode 20.10.2020

This weeks topics are: • Dominic Cummings' corruption • American voter suppression • The idea of mandatory voting • What we should do to deal with covid right now in the UK • Misleading numbers of covid related deaths • The expansion of the congestion charge • The cost and surveillance of the test and trace app • Being ultra independent • The nature of humanity • Forcing oneself not to cheat • Acc...

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