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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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ESN Network

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #2.273 : The End of SARS Episode 13.10.2020

This weeks topics are: • The #EndSars movement in Nigeria • Strike action back home for government workers • Corrupt Nigerian leadership • What it would mean if a leader killed corrupt politicians • Blindly following instructions by leaders • Gym intimidating • Saying “I Love You” • Holiday tales • Telling a new sexual partner about an sti/std you have after having sex • Pushing people away but ex...

ESN #2.272 : The 10th Year Since The 1st Episode 06.10.2020

This weeks topics are: • Being in the game 10 years • If you have to do 10,000 hours to be an expert • Checking for prostate cancer • Women using men's 'rules' for dating • If our women have changed us • Resenting your partner for having to change things about yourself • How important wedding vows are • Getting divorced • Nigerian Independence Day / National Nigeria Day • Nigeria being classed as...

ESN #2.271 : The No Knock Episode (Feat. Ms Lady) 29.09.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Why dreadlocks is a bad word to use to describe the hairstyle • 80s music and cartoons being camp • #ESNradio introduction • Using deodorant and the problems with them • Fans paying content creators for extra content • If we'd do explicit onlyfans • Molly-Mae's social media competition • The modern purpose of marriage • The killing of a policeman by a suspect already...

ESN #2.270 : The Cross Of Saint George Episode 22.09.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Some Premier League chit chat • Different ways to host a podcast • Reaching out to our target audience • Kano's video to Teardrops • Police from different countries • Complaints about Diversity's 2020 dance routine on Britain's Got Talent • The change of sports TV presenters and the racist uproar due to that • Gary Lineker & Zoe Ball's pay BBC pay changes • English fl...

ESN #2.269 : The Not So Cute Episode 15.09.2020

In this episode we discuss: • The impact on surrounding businesses from people not going into the office. • Mad drivers & cyclists • Do we know what we find as fun anymore? • What would it be like if we went on a couples holiday • Have you ever had an issue with friends that don't have as much money as you and planning activities. • The amount of things women have to think about before deciding to...

ESN #2.268 : The Condoms, Pills & Consequences Episode 08.09.2020

On this episode we discuss: • The importance of passing Nigerian culture to our children. • Should we still prostrate to our elders in 2020? • Do African parents show enough love to their children? • How would you react if your child was a dissapointment in life? • Do you think about how good a parent a woman might be before you have sex with them? • Have you asked a woman her thoughts on abortion...

ESN #2.267 : The Vengeful Toxic Men Episode 01.09.2020

This weeks topics are: • Are we vengful people? • Do you think there is someone in the world that wants you dead. • Do mix race couple show more public displays of affection than other same race couples? • Do we enjoy PDA's. • Are we a fan of our women wearing sexy lingerie. • What reaction would we have if someone came to us a "Man" to tell they have had an affair with our partners. • Do you see...

ESN #2.266 : The Competitive Billionaire Episode 25.08.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Dressing like you’re off the boat • Our exploits at our activity day • Wahala’s stag do • Forcing people to drink alcohol when they don’t want to • Black men who don’t want Black women • Megan Thee Stallion confirms Tory Lanez shot her • Men not caring about cutting their hair since lockdown • Companies potentially moving staff to other countries • Working from home •...

ESN #2.265 : The Naija Jams Reparation Episode 18.08.2020

In this episode we discuss • The film 300 & it's historical accuracy • Riding animals being animal cruelty • Which animals would turn against us if there was an animal uprising • Packing up and going home (or not) • The problems with excessive fraud • Nigerian's views on legacy • The problems with representation in Nollywood • Listener feedback and alternate hosts • Stavros mentioning Wahala is hi...

ESN #2.264 : The Old Friends & New Heauxs Episode 11.08.2020

In this episode we discuss • Travelling Africa • Jamaica & England being the biggest influencers in the world • Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion’s WAP song & response • Rick Ross v 2 Chainz Verzuz • Enjoying the sunshine • Walking • Reasons for breaking up • If we’d wait for a partner if they went to jail • Kissing your friends & pretending you want to kiss your friend • People thinking they’re close...

ESN #2.263 : The Cultural Capitulation Episode 04.08.2020

In this episode we discuss • Boys playing with girls toys • Critiquing other people’s parenting skills • Raising daughters time serve their partners • Toeing the line with partners parents & family • Going into a family home over waiting for someone outside • If the attributes that children have stay with them forever • Kicking kids out of the house when they turn adult • How other podcasters disc...

ESN #2.262 : The Politically Dubious Episode 28.07.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Workers being jealous of people on furlough • Reading on commutes • Watching films in the cinema v watching elsewhere • Sky TV v BT • The absolute trash that is Fatal Affair • The best superhero movie • The importance of the TLC channel • Censoring and watering down the pod • How landline phones are a waste of time • Our personal growth as podcasters over 10 years • S...

ESN #2.261 : The Credit Score Episode 21.07.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Arguing with partners in public • Compromising cultural traits for love • Tory Lanez accused of shooting Meg The Stallion • Going overseas for business • Passing on financial advice to youngers • Buying instead of renting • Building credit • The mentality it takes to invest • Making bad investments • The difference between being risk adverse and risk tolerance • Paren...

The Expansion Podcast Trailer 18.07.2020

Welcome to The Expansion Podcast, the podcast for podcasters and lovers of the audio space, hosted by Stav (@StavrosBoss) 1/5th of the “Eloquently Saying Nothing Podcast” and Mo (@moactuallyUK) the founder behind “Colour Out The Box Podcast and Blog”. The two have come together to host a show for your audio entertainment. Trying to start your own podcast, already have a show you want to take to th...

ESN #2.260 : The Crimson [En]Counter Episode 14.07.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Showing off children around people who don’t have children • The secret struggles of parenthood • Parents giving money to adult children who don’t need it • Children giving money to their parents to pay their way • Children committing crime to help out at home • First born children having to look after their younger siblings • If men not driving is emasculating • The...

ESN #2.259 : The Demonic Angel Episode 07.07.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Being back in the studio • Lockdown easing and pubs being open • How much poverty correlates with crime • Greedy criminals and needy criminal • Using Holy Water to bless property • Believing in angels and demons • What God's role is in the atrocities in the world • Did God get permission from Mary to impregnate her • If we'd like to be reincarnated and what we'd chang...

ESN #2.258 : The Pound For Black Pound Episode 30.06.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Black Pound Day UK • Bad service in Black business' • Daily Mirror supporting Black business and the backlash • Conservative's Black Father's Day tweet and the backlash • Society's problem with Black families • When companies will cease their promotion and support of all things Black • White voice actors playing Black characters • Colour blind casting • Shane Dawson's...

ESN #2.257 : The Visual Representation Episode 23.06.2020

In this episode we discuss: • The murder of Oluwatoyin Salau • Women and their dealings with predators • How men talk to each other compared to how men talk to women • The fear men might have dealing with a woman who has been abused • Men sticking up for men when there is no evidence to prove a crime • If we have ever been inappropriate or predatory in the past with women • What is and isn't accep...

ESN #2.256 : The Ivan Drago Episode 16.06.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Old ESN Episodes • Recording the podcast remotely • The changing dynamics of social / racial relations • What interracial relationships are like during the BLM movement • What different cultures are compatible • If we're accepting and open to people changing problematic opinions • The validity of cultural appropriation • Nikita Parris' apology to former England teamma...

ESN #2.255 : The Accountability Counts Episode (Feat. Mr. Int Swagger) 09.06.2020

In this episode we host guest M.I.S and discuss: • The cons of looting • If we would loot • Friendship / Leadership dynamic • If we ever had to become confident with women • How to deal with your friends when their partner is around • Being able to change views • Black Lives Matter in the workplace • Accountability and responsibility for Black people during the BLM movement • Travelling while Blac...

ESN #2.254 : The George Floyd Episode (Feat. L) 02.06.2020

In this episode we welcome guest L and discuss: • The murder of George Floyd in Minneapolis by police • The murder of Breonna Taylor in Louisville by police • The protests as a consequence of these murders by the Black Lives Matter • Protests taking place all over the world • Whether the current Covid-19 situation / lock-down has anything to do with people taking to the streets. • If we agree with...

ESN #2.253 : The Very Jamaican Episode 26.05.2020

In this episode we discuss: • How fine Claire Huxtable / Phylicia Rashad is • Which TV Mum is the best • Verzuz's Beenie Man V Bounty Killer • How much Jamaica influenced or didn't influence the birth of Hip-Hop • Jamaica's influence on the world • The validity of Jamaican artists banned for hateful lyrics • Dominic Cummings' Lockdown drama • Boris Johnson's lack of credible performance during Cor...

ESN #2.252 : The Push Present Episode 19.05.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Stavros being in severe pain! • Listeners feedback from last week show • What football players do the guys represent on the podcast • Afronation not giving out refunds • Why is rolling loud getting as much backlash as Afronation • Would we have snitched if we were 6ix9ine • Is there a problem with our community and snitching • Would you get your partner a push present...

ESN #2.251 : The Views Expressed By Episode 12.05.2020

In this episode we discuss: • The passing of music legends Millie Small, Andre Harrell, Little Richard & TY • Partners & Life Insurance • Adele's Weight Loss • Women holding down the home during lock down • How much me want our women to look after us • Joe Biden and the democratic party's re-calibrated stance on the 'believe women' during sexual assault stance • What percentage of women are dishon...

ESN #2.250 : The Implode Exposed Episode 05.05.2020

In this episode we discuss: • The different way men and women hold friendships • If men and women hold each other to account differently • The success of the No Signal 10 v 10 clash (again) Vybz Kartel v Wizkid • People using social isolation to their creative benefit • The original social media comedians • Having the right idea at the wrong time • Crossing the line in battle rap • Exposed old twe...

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