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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #2.249 : The Culture Of Clash Episode 28.04.2020

In this episode we discuss: • The culture of sound clashing • NS10v10 and Verzuz • The prolific power of Vybz Kartel • If Lil' Wayne actually was the best rapper alive at one point • The best mixtape rapper of all time • UK music artists v US music artists in a clash • The idea of millionaires charging money for instagram clashes • Michael Jackson v Prince • If the American public is ready for rep...

ESN #2.248 : The No Ultimatums Episode 21.04.2020

In this episode we discuss: What would you do if your wife accused you of sexually assaulting your daughter? Are you especially careful how you behave around young girls in your family? Should you tell people your salary online? Did Twitter go to far in their reaction to the girl who exposed her salary to the timeline What is more important to you... Your relationships or your friendship Are you b...

ESN #2.247 : The Resurrection Episode 14.04.2020

In this episode we discuss: • What modes of public transport have we've had sex on • If we would change our decisions regarding university • What advice we'd give our child if they were expecting a baby during their university term. • Yaya Mayweather stabbing her boyfriend's 'Baby Mother' • If we would bribe a judge to free our child from a possible jail term, • How the Chinese are treating Africa...

ESN #2.246 : The Commiseration Inoculation Episode 07.04.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Deaths around the camp / Eulogies • People not social distancing • Dealing with death [too well] • Africa being used as a vaccine test ground • Whether women or men are more sexually frustrated during the lockdown • Keir Starmer, the new Labour leader • Whether Labour has improved or not • The financial implications of a post Covid-19 world • Whether we'd take a new C...

ESN #2.245 : The WFH Episode 31.03.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Children dealing with not taking exams • Different online classes during the Covid lock down • Learning and behavioral difficulties and the tablets concerned • Multiple Personality Disorder and Narcissistic Personality Disorder • The best superhero actor portrays of all times • Toxic songs and how we love them • People complaining about working from home • Tunisian fa...

ESN #2.244 : The Cloverfield Lane Episode 24.03.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Corinavirus • Covid-19 • SARS-CoV-2 • Taking the virus seriously [or not] • Social distancing [from parents] • Working from home • How the virus is affecting different countries • How the British Government is dealing with the virus • Transferring business acumen to dating • Finances during an emergency • Price gouging during a crisis • DJ live streaming sets during l...

ESN #2.243 : The Corona Carnival Episode (Feat. Fiona Compton & Taribba do Nascimento) 17.03.2020

In this episode we welcome guests Fiona Compton and Taribba do Nascimento discuss: • Coronavirus or Covid-19 and how it’s affecting our lives. • Breakdance, the movie and how important it was. • Life lessons in movies • Washing hands • The origins of carnival • The different kinds of carnival • Carnival controversy between Caribbeans and non Caribbeans • The link between Africa and the Caribbean •...

ESN #2.242 : The Nought On The Cross Episode (Feat. Eman & Georgette) 10.03.2020

In this episode we host guests Eman of One Up Front 4321 Podcast & Georgette of Just The Tip Podcast and discuss: • ESN Sound Clash • If Jhené Aiko is as good as she used to be • Janelle Monáe being underappreciated • The best solo Wu-Tang Album • The age demo of different social media • Noughts and Crosses BBC TV drama • Black children subliminally being lead towards White (or White adjacent) cha...

ESN #2.241 : The Aunty Boots Episode 03.03.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Michael Jackson's legacy • 1996 being a vintage year for music • Foxy Brown’s unreleased album • Going on holiday during the Covid-19 • #AuntyBoots and family shame • Getting involved in parents arguments • If we’d go on Love is Blind • Sexy accents • If it’s wrong to propose to someone without stating bisexual tendencies first • 90 Day Fiancé • Africans dealing with...

ESN #2.240 : The Passport Proposal Episode 25.02.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Africans being immune to Coronavirus • The untimely death of Pop Smoke • If kneeing to a woman when proposing means submitting power • The difference between African & Western styles of proposals • The difference between asking consent for kissing and for touching • Mixed signals between men and women • Britain getting it's Blue passport back • The new point based imm...

ESN #2.239 : The Parents, Partners & Pastors Episode (Feat. 2H2R Podcast) 18.02.2020

In this episode we host guests Demi Harper & Elijah of the 2 High 2 Riot Podcast and discuss: • If crying as an adult is a bitch move • If a parent or a partner is more important • Mothers taking control of their child’s wedding • If you can ‘own’ your partner • If Christianity was bought to West African shores • The roots and culture of the Rastafarian way of life • If Christians have to evangeli...

ESN #2.238 : The Icky Episode (Feat. Olive Aleakwe of Gud Vbyz) 11.02.2020

In this episode we host guests Olive Aleakwe of Gud Vybz and discuss: • Making our children entitled • The old Mase v Jay Z beef • How having swagger as a musician makes a difference • Love Island’s Black contestants • What gives us The Ick • Gayle King controversy surrounding her questioning around Kobe Bryant's past • #StavrosSays Recommendation : The No Shade Podcast's 50th Episode [https://sou...

ESN #2.237 : The Mamba Mentality Episode 04.02.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Nigerian Fuji music • Our children listening to the podcast • The coronavirus • Veganism • How we feel, health wise • The pros and cons of having children at different ages • Mase’s issues with Diddy not selling him back his masters • The business behind the music industry • If we’d sell the ESN brand • Fast & Furious 9 Trailer • Kobe Bryant’s death • Being great • #S...

ESN #2.236 : The Spoiler's Island Episode 28.01.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Different conversational styles • J His’ new album ‘Big Conspiracy’ • Trolling and spoiling programmes online • The ups and downs of power • WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD for Game of Thrones • The Netflix Aaron Hernandez documentary ‘Killer Inside: The Mind of Aaron Hernandez’ • The Netflix documentary ‘Don’t F*#k with Cats’ documentary • Being bored of discussing race • La...

ESN #2.235 : The Blue Vegan Pill Episode (Feat. DLT) 21.01.2020

In this episode we host guests MK, Boss, Queen & Troy of DLT Brunch and discuss: • DLT's inception & progression • The lack of tourism in Africa • Using Viagra • Diet that helps with sexitime • If premium sex is a deal breaker in a potential if everything else is A1 • Gambian parents selling their children to foreigners due to desperation • Feeling guilty for having a good life • Social media etiq...

ESN #2.234 : The Royal Infiltration Episode (Feat. Advice with Alex) 14.01.2020

In this episode we host guest Alex and discuss: • Interacting with people that know you but you don't know • Trey Songs' sexual assault claims • Megan and Harry stepping back from official Royal duties and leaving the UK part time • How The Crown mirrors real Royal life • Wiley v Stormzy beef • Insulting other people's Mums • Best music beefs • Iran and USA beef ended? • Black people in the police...

ESN #2.233 : The Currency Of War Episode 07.01.2020

In this episode we discuss: • Old School Video Games • Great modern orators • Great speeches in TV & Movies • Trump v Iran • The possibility of World War 3 • China and Russia's growing power • The birth of 'Eco', a new west African currency • International Water War • Which types of political leaders are best • Dual nationality v the right to vote • Ari Lennox & Teyana Taylor being compared to Rot...

ESN #2.232 : The Afrobeat Giant Episode (Feat. hey Essay) 31.12.2019

In this episode we guest hey Essay and discuss: • Eritrea and Ethiopia • The Nobel Peace Prize win for Ethiopian Prime Minister • Whether Stav's Stag Do (Brazil) or Wahala's Stag Do (Cuba) was better • If American Soul Food actually tastes good • What country the best food in the world comes from • Christmas cooking / dinner • Whether Mummy's/Grandmum's cooking is actually the best or is it just m...

ESN #2.231 : The Perfect Excellence Episode (Feat. Bianca Hughes) 24.12.2019

In this episode we guest Bianca Hughes and discuss: • Pole Dancing • The need for everyone to have therapy • Travelling overseas with no safety net • Dealing with troubling information • Depression and mental health during festive season • Suicide and its effects • Stormzy's words on British racism misrepresented and lash-back • Italian FA's Kick Racism Out Of Football racist posters • Dealing wit...

ESN #2.230 : The NoToryUs Lightie Episode 17.12.2019

In this episode we discuss: • Christmas breaks • How many Christmas presents people get • The ins and outs of getting a mortgage • Moving from a good part to a bad part of London • More school checking • The openness of hookers • Using the terms Lighties & Darkies • Birthdays • Christmas decorations • Stormzy's new album [compared to his last album] • The Golden Era of Hip Hop • People leaving rel...

ESN #2.229 : The Unified Champion Episode 10.12.2019

In this episode we discuss: • Feedback from recent episodes • Wahala's honeymoon • The chemicals in buffet conspiracy • Justin Timberlake holding hands with co-star Alisha Wainwright • The lines between friends of the opposite sex • Cardi B in Nigeria • Antony Joshua winning his belts back from Andy Ruiz Jr • AJ's authenticity or lack thereof • Educating yourself so you can keep up with child's sc...

ESN #2.228 : The Accountability Episode 03.12.2019

In this episode we discuss: • The government taxing sanitary towels as a luxury • If the VAT will ever retun to 17.5% • Losing weight • London Bridge Terror attack • The conspiracy theories around the terror attack • Being vigilant and being people who are and aren’t vigilant • Not holding our male peers accountable for doing women wrong on multiple level • Taking advantage of broken women • If we...

ESN #2.227 : The Reconditioned Pussy Episode (Feat. Broken Pussy Podcast) 26.11.2019

In this episode we welcome guests Topaz, Ruby & Amethyst of 'Broken Pussy' podcast and discuss: • Black sex positive podcast history • Sex party etiquette • How to keep a relationship spicy • If it's ok to teach someone how to sex whilst in a relationship • The difference between "I'm sorry I...." and "I'm sorry you're..." • Pegging • Sex with someone as old as as your parent • Stealthing • Men no...

ESN #2.226: The Salad Cream Episode 19.11.2019

In this episode we discuss: • Jamaican's relationships with Africans in Jamaica • If Burna Boy should apologise to South Africa before returning and if he is a political artist • Afrobeat being influenced by Bashment • Tamara Braxton saying "Men not wanting to have sex is gay" • Alicia Keys' son wanting to paint his nails • Children's pressure to confirm in today's society • Children having too ma...

ESN #2.225 : The Expeditious Episode (Feat. Darran Griffiths) 12.11.2019

In this episode we guest Darran Griffiths and discuss: • British rappers sounding American • Hooking up with people after first meeting • Whether it’s more yucky to share cutlery or share bodily fluids when first meeting someone • If relationships with someone you work with is a bad idea • T.I. checking his daughters hymen • Clapping being banned and replaced with jazz hands • Why Black people mig...

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