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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #396 : The Future of Corruption Episode 28.02.2023

In this episode we discuss: • Do all female Afrobeat artists sound the same • Afrobeat songs being played by europeans • Should Liz Truss get a pension even though she didn't pass probation • Jake Paul Vs Tommy Fury • Would you pay to take a dive in boxing fight if you were a professional • The Nigerian elections • Corruption in politics • Terminator and Matrix discussions • When you believe if so...

ESN #395 : The Youtube Influencer Episode (Feat. Just_Georgette) 21.02.2023

In this episode we welcome guest Georgette and discuss: • Real or unbelievable situation on Insecure • Men doing manly stuff with their hands • Jonathan Majors saucy Ebony cover • The continuing division between African Americans and Americans from Africa • Dr Umar's school built • Dr Umar upset that Mexicans are powerful IN Wakanda Forever • The benefits of integration with different communities...

ESN #394 : The Lonely Thief Episode (Feat. Kim) 14.02.2023

In this episode we welcome guest Kim and discuss: • • • • • • • • • • • • • AITA for trying to make my girlfriend call me pilot • #StavrosSays : AITA : Library eReading - Libby [https://www.librarypoint.org/libby/] Voice note us at esnpodcast@gmail.com Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpodcast.com www.twitter.com/ESNpodcast www.inst...

ESN #393 : The Crash & Bang Episode (Feat. Simone & Oluwa) 07.02.2023

In this episode we welcome guests Simone & Oluwa and discuss: • Tottenham football ground used for concerts and other sports • Wizkid / Beyoncé concert being held at the Tottenham stadium • First person you noticed as sexy • Erykah Badu promiscuous dancing with her daughter • Wetplay • Haiti’s issue with gangs in the capital and lack of government • Haiti being punished for being the first slave u...

ESN #392 : The TRANSgression Episode (Feat. Wendi Writes & Charmania) 31.01.2023

This week we welcome guests Wendi Writes & Charmania and discuss: • Dancehall and Soca expertism • Trans issues between Scotland & English govenments • People not understanding the plight of the Trans people • Trans people not understanding the fear of cis women • To smack children or not to smack children • AITA for not telling my husband the gender of his unborn baby? Connect with our guests: We...

ESN #392 : The Generational Sperm Episode 24.01.2023

This week discuss: • Arsenal potentially winning the league • Police Officer committing multiple sexual assaults • Ex Crawley manager racist remarks and punishment • Are young people today less tolerant to racism at work • What advice would you give your child about prejudice at work • The dangers of Andrew Tate • Would you use a sibling sperm for IVF with your partner • Would you marry out of you...

ESN #391 : The Shifting Rules Episode (Feat. Darran Griffiths) 17.01.2023

This week we welcome guest Darran Griffiths and discuss: • Vybz Kartel’s lyrics • Detty December in Ghana (& Nigeria / South Africa) • Meek Mill’s trouble with Ghanaians • Griffs DNA make-up • Early public pregnancy announcement • Not cooking at home • Losing respect to someone threatening you whilst going out with their family member • Lack of repercussions for Dana White’s wife slapping • Blue s...

ESN #390 : The Sassy Bitches Episode (Feat. Wavey) 10.01.2023

In this episode with guest Wavey and we discuss: • If men would tell their daughter or sister if they caught their partner with someone else • Why people feel different between men and women cheating • Black male podcasts (again) • Black males from which culture cook • Learning to accept reality • Confessing your sins to clear your conscious • Not wanting to know if your partner is cheating • Self...

ESN #389 : The Partition Episode 03.01.2023

This week's topics: • The poor showing from some artists at Jamaica’s Sting show • Women navigating around men • Men having to watch their back or not in the streets of London • Council estate of mind • Chinese Covid issues • Everyone sick • Riots in China • Police kills an innocent woman in Nigeria • India & Pakistan partition • Sudan & South Sudan partition • Oil companies paying out for dangero...

ESN #388 : The Not So Alpha Male Episode 27.12.2022

This week's topics: • Sizzla's beef with DJ Khaled • Tunes, verses & albums of the year • Women taking responsibility for being attacked • Men not showing emotion to women • The growth of new age ‘Alpha-Male’ behaviour online • Women throwing things back in their man’s face • Black men feeling threatened by women’s growing status • Women missing their chance with men because they were snobs • Arte...

ESN #387 : The Greatest Of All Crime Episode 20.12.2022

This week's topics: • Kendrick's latest album • TDE's roster • Gym music • Album overlaps and artists moving release dates to avoid popular artists • Going through children's phone • Children's dangerous obsession • Parenting different from those days to these days • Children asking for a blind • Tragic incident at Asake concert • Who is to blame for the incident • Society being more dangerous now...

ESN #386 : The Yam & Potato Episode (Feat. Tunde from Tales From The Plantation Podcast) 13.12.2022

In this episode we welcome guests Tunde of 'Tales From The Plantation' podcast and discuss: • England v France world cup game • Africa supporting Morocco in the world cup • Our growth on the podcast • Winning an argument v being right • AITA for not letting the Father of his child collect them? • #StavrosSays : Andor [https://disneyplusoriginals.disney.com/show/andor] Connect with our guest: Tunde...

ESN #385 : The Dossier Of Truth Episode 06.12.2022

This week's topics: • African teams in the world cup • Ghana's loss and lack of revenge • Nigeria not being in the world cup • Lukaku flopping • Rappers in AEW wrestling • Eminem being top ten streamed rapper • Using your head during football • Spotify Unwrapped round up • Jay Z and ego • Men wanting space and peace from their partners • More Kanye shenanigans • Royal aide resigns after claims of...

ESN #384 : The Thobe & Gutra Episode 29.11.2022

This week's topics: • Using babies for clout • Checking girls with your Nephew • Cardi B's money v Takeoff's money • Webslingers absence • John Fashanu defending Qatar's stance on homosexuality • Polygamy illegal • World Cup and the controversy surrounding being held in Qatar • John Barnes' views on Qatar controversy • Supporting which team in the world cup • Foriegn food sections in grocery store...

ESN #383 : The Shuffering and Shmiling Episode 22.11.2022

This week's topics: • Going House raving • AfroHouse v Amapiano • Partner v Parents • Friends being there for you or not • Admitting to friends you're not alright • Male depression and suicide • Genuinely reaching out to friends • Men brushing over issues • Men crying • Dealing the death of someone close to a friend • The after effects of suicide • Mobile phone addiction • How long is the too long...

ESN #382 : The Wakanda Worries Episode 15.11.2022

This week's topics: • Nas' new album, King's Disease III a banger • The idea of a Nas / DJ Premier album • Westside Gunn renaming his 'Hitler Wears Hermes' project to avoid controversy • Drake being a bit of a lil' bitch • Correction: Michael Richards aka, Cosmo Kramer is NOT Jewish • Parents listening to the podcast • Our podcast numbers / ratings • Spreading the message of the podcast • Immigrat...

ESN #381 : The Hue Diligence Episode 08.11.2022

This week's topics: • Diamond Platnumz v WizKid • The Woman King Review with spoilers 7:45 - 39:50 (its not that bad but if you're allergic to spoilers like Stav, avoid this section) • Lupita Nyong'o being brand ambassador for De Beers but not working The Woman King film • Leaving out or distorting historical facts in movies based on real life • The issues with De Beers • Idolising celebrities • P...

ESN #380 : The Shining Diwali & Hanukkah Episode 01.11.2022

This week's topics: • Method Man being called the sexist man in the world • Jay Z never being the hottest rapper, ever • The backlash over Trevor Noah / Daily Show's claims that most of the British public are upset over Rishi Sunak's Ministership because of his race • Do Brits have a bigger issue with Rishi's wealth or colour • Dragging Politicians • Would Labour win an election today • Nigerian x...

ESN #379 : The Women, Life, Freedom Episode 25.10.2022

This week's topics: • The Woman King • John Boyega’s portrayal in the film • Lashana Lynch being gangsta • Protests in Iran • History of head coverings in Iran • Americans beef with Saudi Arabia • America invading Haiti • Gambian & Indonesia children dying of Indian white label medicine • Just Stop Oil protests • The ethics of protesting in general • Global warnings effects on developing countries...

ESN #378 : The Chale Chancellor Episode 18.10.2022

This week's topics: • kwasi kwarteng getting sacked • When is Liz Truss going to get removed as prime minister • Mr Wolf son going to university • What jobs aren't acceptable for our children • would you prefer your child to be a scammer or work in sainsburys • Adekunle Gold concert • Has Brixton really changed • Connor Benn failed drug test • Chris Eubanks being afraid for his son life • Wahala a...

ESN #377 : The #DefundCisBlackMalePodcasts Episode 11.10.2022

This week's topics: • The mocking #DefundCisBlackMalePodcasts movement • Podding for 12 years • Wanting to, or avoiding learning about new terms and explorations of sexuality • Men pulling men up for being inappropriate • Choosing to use offensive words • Having sex with a baby in the room • Having sex with someone else's baby in the room • Having sex with a pregnant woman • Queen of Denmark remov...

ESN #376 : The Trickle Down Clowns Episode 04.10.2022

This week's topics: • Caucasians wanting to adopt Native Americans • Disproportionate number of ethnic minorities up for adoption • Blacks not adopting White • White people having stereotypical 'Black' problems/upbringing • People pimping fostering • Having a second wife to have children • Putin calling out the West for hypocrisy • New Italian PM, Giorgia Meloni calling out France for Imperialism,...

ESN #375 : The Mel & Mike Episode 27.09.2022

This week's topics: • Men not asking specificities about their friends • Stormzy’s new video for ‘Mel Made Me Do It’ • Stormzy’s elevated status making it hard for regular folk to keep up • Chip ill advised to respond to the light jab in the song • Getting fed up of male podcasters being insulted • Mike Ashley’s shops - Sports Direct, House of Fraser - not giving refunds • Supervising a woman’s sp...

ESN #374 : The Disagree To Disagree Episode 20.09.2022

This week's topics: • Accepting different views • Ejecting people who disagree with the masses • Black women having few spaces for voicing opinions • Ignoring peoples opinion when you've asked for it • Debating without emotions • Andrew Tate actually making sense • Andrew Tate maybe being a caricature • Chris Kamara's touching interview and public reaction • Kammy loved by everyone - even racists...

ESN #373 : The Sovereign Ring Episode (Feat. Not Everyday Podcast) 13.09.2022

In this episode we welcome guests Wavey, Kim And D of 'Not Everyday Podcast' podcast and discuss: • The death of unarmed Chris Kaba by police • The potential for trouble due to lack of police response • The retirement of Serena Williams • Who the best sportsperson in the world is • If someone like Serena Williams is an influence to Black British woman • The Real McCoy and Goodness Gracious Me and...

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