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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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ESN Network

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #420 : The Foot & Mouth Episode 15.08.2023

This week's topics: • Health problems • Calorie counting • Harry Kane leaving Tottenham • Mbappé's issues with PSG • Neymar's issues with PSG • Chelsea mega spending • Caicedo's mad team move • Arsenal's striker situation • Alabama boat fight • Lizzo accused of fat shaming her dancers and other less funny things • Pusha T live show • Rappers not having good shows • AITA for not giving back a gift...

ESN #419 : The 4-1-9 Episode 08.08.2023

This week's topics: • The best 419 anthem • Nigeria losing the England in the women's world cup • Misogyny in sport by supporters • Soccer v Football • Saving a police that was trying to arrest you • Common sense policing • Is paedophilia a mental illness • Adekunle Gold and • Country music trying to reclaim its 'good ol' boys roots' • Testing women on first dates • Looking like a scrub in a relat...

ESN #418 : The Sport Of Kings Episode 01.08.2023

This week's topics: • Our old episodes • Monopoly & Ludo with the little ones • Can a bottom be too big • Lux Afrique • Fashion dominating the Lux Afrique event • To search or not to search at high end functions • Food, drink and culture at the event • Being friendly or too friendly with another man's wife • Booktok v Alex Wennberg in a sexual comments drama • How to deal with being the center of...

ESN #417 : The Saudi Storytellers Episode 25.07.2023

This week's topics: • Doja Cat catching heat for saying she doesn't love people she's never melt • Fans and attacks • Tasha K still wants her pound of flex • Future dissing Russell Wilson • Ric Flair learning about his love in the Black community • Errol Spence v Terence Crawford chat • Boxing polotics • The issues and misunderstanding of Black Americans • Nas' new album and lease of musical life...

ESN #416 : The Ugandan Apology Episode (Feat. Simone) 18.07.2023

In this episode we welcome guest Simone and discuss: • Cutting down on bread • Team getting into shape / losing weight • Natural purging and colonics • Getting steps in • White food • Men cheating on their women because they want a boy child • Ugandan paternity testing • Men wondering if the child is theirs • Caster Semenya wins human rights case allowing her to run without using hormone supressin...

ESN #415 : The Postpartum Euphoria Episode 11.07.2023

This week's topics: • Threads, Meta's newest entry into another social media • Twitter under threat from • Old age tiredness • Getting a full health MOT check • Keke Palmer's baby's Daddy upset with what she's wearing and dancing with Usher • Are roadmen grooming children or helping them • Nigerian Football Association shenanigans • AITA for barking on my Mother for asking if I'm gay? • #StavrosSa...

ESN #414 : The Toxic Femininity Episode 04.07.2023

This week's topics: • Last week's Afronation • Best performers at Afronation • Mase & Cam'ron's 'It Is What It Is' youtube show • Being wary of riding a bike • Keith Lee and men crying • Women wanting toxic men and lying about wanting a sensitive man • [Black] women not holding themselves accountable • Social media's negative influence on people • The French riots due to police murder/brutality •...

ESN #413 : The Married Men Episode (Feat. Mr Int Swagger) 27.06.2023

In this episode we host guest M.I.S and discuss: • Living in various countries and leaving family behind • Phone time v in person time • Hedge Fund Manager, Crispin Odey outed for sexual abuse • Mixed raced couples in the UK as opposed to the USA • Favourite place to travel to • New Best African Music Performance award for the Grammys • Burna Boy being bigger in the states than Wizkid • Russell Si...

ESN #412 : The They Hit Them Episode (Feat. SanyuTLKs) 20.06.2023

In this episode we welcome guest SanyuTLKs and discuss: • Drake's verse on J Hus' new song "Who Told You?" • 30s being the blessed decade • The new Asake album "Work of Art" • Podcast politics • Making money from podcasting • Mixing friendship and podcasting (business) • Giving away what you can sell • Janelle Monáe’s new album, "The Age of Pleasure" • Rishi Sunak caught joking about Trans people...

ESN #411 : The Granada TV Episode (Feat. Rapzcallian) 13.06.2023

This week we welcome guest, the artist formerly known as Rapzcaliion and discuss: • Mixed Black being called non-Blacks • Travis Rudolph found not guilty of murder • Boris Johnson stepping down as an MP • Mother of 4 killed after knocking on neighbours door to receive her child’s iPad • The difference in retiring back home between Africans & Caribbeans • The difference between how old Africans or...

ESN #410 : The Primus Inter Pares Episode 06.06.2023

This week's topics: • Kanye being a coon • Living in another country • 24 hour shopping • Missing A Dot • Looking at your friends girlfriend • Nigerian men having a reputation of being angel dates and demon boyfriends • Trauma's we don't want to pass onto our children • AITA for making jokes at my best friends wedding • #StavrosSays : Dready & Taranchyla - Working Hours Vol. 1 Soundclash Edition [...

ESN #409 : The Don't Offer My Girl Food Or My Ex Penis Episode 30.05.2023

This week's topics: • How to deal with "Anything from the boys?" • Our love of real life crime documentaries • Tion Wayne Sex Tape leak • What is the purpose of having these sex tapes • How both men and women both share sex tapes without consent • Would you sell your sex tape • Philip Schofield admitting an inappropirate relationship • Should he be sent to prison for grooming • The price that come...

ESN #408 : The Adevntures From The Podcast Studio Of African Men 23.05.2023

This week's topics: • Manchester City Winning the league • Are new people going to start supporting City • Can you do a Job where what you do doesn't make a major impact but you get paid • Management styles • The Adevntures from the bedroom of African Women podcast and live show • Wahala trip to the zoo • Philip Schofield leaving This Morning • The Forde Report about the Labour Party and Anti Blac...

ESN #407 : The Artificially Intelligent Episode 16.05.2023

This week's topics: • Is driving on crack worse than driving on alcohol • How addictive is crack? Can you take it recreationally without being addictive • Does taking crack automatically make one a crack head • Is there such a thing a good addiction • Janelle Monae's new image. new video, roll out for the latest project • Freddie Gibb's Baby Mother on her pregnant porn video and DJ Akademiks' reac...

ESN #406 : The Mac n Cheese Episode 09.05.2023

This week's topics: • Stav's family Arsenal trip • The resolution with the 'only white's allowed' situation at Stav's daughter's school • Singing 'God Save The King' in school • The British King's Coronation • Queen consort or Queen • Dealing with a married somebody • Mac n Cheese • Is someone ungrateful if they're tricked into someone doing something nice for them and not appreciating it • Men we...

ESN #405 : The Race Talk Episode 02.05.2023

This week's topics: • Action Bronson sounding like Ghostface Killah • Joe Budden beefing with Rory and Mal again • Cam'ron podcast beefing with Joe Budden • Wahala's holiday tales • Making friends as adults [on holiday] • Swimming pool etiquette • RIP: Harry Belafonte, Jerry Springer, Paul O'Grady & Barry Humphries • Snowfall season end spoiler discussion : SPOILERS [53:10 - 1:20:05] • Diane Abbot...

ESN #404 : The Pink Tesla Episode (Feat. hey Essay) 25.04.2023

In this episode we welcome guest hey Essay and discuss: • Funky House songs that put vocals over Deep House • Nostalgia’s influence in music • Pushing ‘good’ music onto children • Cam’ron being sued for using his pink mink picture for gain • Who should have more rights to a paparazzi photograph; the person in the photograph or the photographer • Black Tesla ex-employee sues company for racial disc...

ESN #403 : The Swine Merchant Episode (Feat. Simone) 18.04.2023

In this episode we welcome guest Simone and discuss: • Jah Shaka's death • Dub music and the roots it has in other music • Caribbean Dance culture • Small Axe: Lovers Rock dance scene • Community in Caribbean culture • Getting wary of social media • Dating being a played out subject but still being talked about every week on podcasts • Then we talk for half an hour about dating • Wasting money on...

ESN #402 : The Lord Is Watching Episode (Feat. Shiikane) 11.04.2023

In this episode we welcome guests Shay, Annamay & Kay of Shiikane and discuss: • Artists judging artists • Pivoting from music during covid • Dealing with public judgment • Being female Afrobeats artists • Tiwa Savage being the leader for • Sordid stuff in the DMs • Catfishing on dating sites • Christian sex should be bland or no • Gender roles being natural or contrived • Parents changing how the...

ESN #401 : The Higher Learnings Episode 04.04.2023

This week's topics: • Wasted lessons/learnings from school • Children / Parenting talk • Helicopter parenting • Davido's new album • Substitute teacher going viral for aggy talk with the kids • How far teachers can go before they're being rude • Making decisions for your wife's benefit even if she doesn't want it • Red pill podcasters being right and wrong at the same time • Short girls with tall...

ESN #400 : The 400th Episode (Feat. Hamzah) 28.03.2023

This week, on our 400th episode, we welcome guest Hamzah and discuss: • Doing 400 episodes • Noel Clarke's interview with Zeze Millz • Jonathon Majors' DV accusation • Being Black first or a wo/man first • AITA for getting my wife house help instead of helping myself • #StavrosSays : ESN PODCAST Connect with us at & send your questions & comments to: #ESNpod so we can find your comments www.esnpod...

ESN #399 : The Emasculation Imagination Episode 21.03.2023

This week's topics: • Can women be called 'guys' • Usman v Edwards 3 • Boxers or MMA fighters being more fit • UK mass strikes • Wahala locked out of his house • Rick And Morty co-creator steps down from show after allegations of DV • Would we back down if the same happened to us • 50 Cent programmes and if they're good or bad • Making jokes out of everything • Funeral requests before you die • Bl...

ESN #398 : The Munching Cheese Episode (Part. 2) (Feat. Off The Cuff Podcast) 17.03.2023

In this episode we welcome guests Fols, Vans & Chrissy from "Off The Cuff Podcast" and discuss: • Fentanyl being added to drugs • Music as a voicemail message • How Chrissy became a permanent member of Off The Cuff Podcast • People claiming to grow up someplace they didn't • Spending money on casual links and the problems that can cause • Sending an Uber to the partner for a first date • Children...

ESN #398 : The Munching Cheese Episode (Part. 1) (Feat. Off The Cuff Podcast) 14.03.2023

In this episode we welcome guests Fols, Vans & Chrissy from "Off The Cuff Podcast" and discuss: • Fentanyl being added to drugs • Music as a voicemail message • How Chrissy became a permanent member of Off The Cuff Podcast • People claiming to grow up someplace they didn't • Spending money on casual links and the problems that can cause • Sending an Uber to the partner for a first date • Children...

ESN #397 : The Penis Pics Or Tight Lips Episode 07.03.2023

In this episode we discuss: • Has Sadio Mane cursed Liverpool • Wahala being too old for valentine’s day • If you had to have a surrogate mother what type of person would want to carry the baby • Lupe Fiasco teaching at MIT • What British MC's could teach a University course on MCing • Is Akala known more for his public speaking than his rapping? • Event tickets being so high • Stephen Bear Reveng...

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