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ESN: Eloquently Saying Nothing

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Eloquently Saying Nothing is a weekly podcast discussing current events, politics & entertainment whilst answering listener questions and dealing with lifes big issues, all with a dash of humour. Find us @esnpodcast on all social media & use the #ESNpod hash to connect with us. Please send long form questions, dilemmas and business enquiries to esnpodcast@gmail.com

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ESN Network

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

ESN #445 : The Soca Mas Deportation Episode 06.02.2024

This week's topics: • Not trusting people • Having your woman around slippers • Sleeping less than 5 hours constantly • Diet's effect on everything • The restrictions after removing a cyst • Exercise one can do to avoid sweating • Letting your child hurt themselves a little so you don't hurt a lot • Letting children learn from their mistakes • 16 year old girls with 19 year old boys • Being around...

ESN #443 : The Afconversation Episode 23.01.2024

This week's topics: • Comedian's Darran Griffiths' 'Inconceivable' show • Tennis Bracelets and what they are • Toddlers gifts and learnings • The Great Post Office Scandal • Some of the differences between city and country living • African Cup Of Nations • How people fall for corrupt church leaders • Chance v Blessings • Minimum money in the bank necessary for one to stop working • Could we score...

ESN #442 : The 21, 21, 21 Episode (Feat. hey Essay) 16.01.2024

In this episode we welcome guest hey Essay and discuss: • Discovering Masego • 21 Savage’s new project and comparing him to his contemporaries • Specialist DJs playing to a crowd who aren’t fans of their specilist genre • Getting to the stage your young peers don’t know what you’re talking about because it’s so old • Gen Z not know music anymore • Smells Like Teen Spirit v Song 2 • Podcasts sellin...

ESN #441 : The Katt Among The Pigeons Episode 09.01.2024

This week's topics: • Swallow and stew on one plate or two • Detty December disgrace • Tourism in Africa • Stav apology • Communication in relationships • Working & travelling • Dave Chappelle Special • Katt Williams’ Shay Shay interview and fallout • Umar Johnson’s Joe Budden interview • Black male celebrities dressing as women • #StavrosSays : ~ Rated 18 Podcast [https://www.youtube.com/@Rated18...

ESN #444 : The Elasticity Of Womanhood Episode (feat Darran Griffths) 09.01.2024

This week's topics: • We give Griff a Yoruba name • AFCON roundup • Boy’s trips to football tournaments • How would you act if you were one of the black players who missed the penalties in the Euro Finals? • Klopp leaving Liverpool and his impact • What would it be like if there was a business where 90% of the workforce is black in the UK Office? • Vince McMahon getting sued for sexual trafficking...

ESN #440 : The 2024 Episode 02.01.2024

This week's topics: • Football talk • Arsenal fans having a bad reputation • Asking a link up to buy food before coming to yours and her asking for the money • Dating someone with money or no money • Buying food for the children of a date • Ethiopia & Eritrea beef [spilling over into South London] • Brits being upset with foreigners fighting in their country • Do the general British public underst...

ESN #439 : The UK's Best 50 Emcees Episode 26.12.2023

This week's topics: • Code switching / working in tech • Non Black women having tank stereotypically • Jamaican's outside's influence on the world • Tv programme's that take wild to get info • Game of Thrones • Ian Wright leaving Match of the Day • Father's influence on their children's sport • AITA for going to my parent in Law's for advice Christmas Connect with us at & send your questions & com...

ESN #438 : The Log Drum Episode 19.12.2023

This week's topics: • Jolly Drill music • Songs that should blow but it's the wrong time • Nigerians encroaching on Amapiano • The best sub-genre of South African House • Knowing your child's business • Tom Lockyer's heart issue on the football pitch • The power of a leader • The controversy around South African artist, Tyla, calling herself 'Coloured' • What does the Coloured mean to South Africa...

ESN #437 : The Scantily Clad Episode 12.12.2023

This week's topics: • Dave’s African name • Having to pre book for a hair salon or barber • Women bringing sons to the barber • Not wanting a child to have locks • Cutting sons hair or taking him to the barber • Teaching lessons now for future implimitation • Learning African language • Simple’s footballing prowess • Swahili as a unified language of Africa • Benzino having issues with Busta Rhymes...

ESN #436 : The House Rules Episode 05.12.2023

This week's topics: • Listening or watching a personal video at work. Which is worst? • Dad spending time with Son’s girlfriend. Right or wrong? • Is creaming your body (leg) a sure fire sign you’ve been cheating? • Should you change your casual indoor wear when in-laws come over unexpected? • Eating pum pum on toilet • What self care things people do before a date IF they’re expecting to get de t...

ESN #435 : The Not On Your Nella Episode (Feat. Patrick of Karayib News) 28.11.2023

In this episode we welcome guest Patrick of Karayib News and discuss: • Staying off social media • Changing names • Being podcast friends • About our guest • Nella Rose's issues on I'm a Celebrity • Defending Black women on the internet [even if they're wrong] • Is it ok for hurt people to hurt people • The difficulty of buying Black • The best way to buy Black • Black owned banks • Diddy's new al...

ESN #434 : The Democratised Episode 21.11.2023

This week's topics: • Would you want your child to be a popular DJ or popular rapper • What is more artistic:? / Different levels of art • Can you love an area? • Coi Leray v her Father, Benzino • Is it ok to ask your child for money • Does a child owe their parent? • Sharing with siblings and siblings raising their younger brother or sisters • Is calling someone a coconut, racist? • Suella sacked...

ESN #433 : The African Restaurant Episode 14.11.2023

This week's topics: • Nelly & Ashanti's fairytale ending • Dating someone who's had cosmetic surgery • Dating someone who has had a lot of previous sexual partners • Wahala's holiday stories • String people that can't pull up • Visiting slave castles back home • Eating in African restaurants • Which problematic person are we attracted to • Forbidden cruses and lusting after a friends girl • Suella...

ESN #432 : The Gratitude Episode (Feat. Tunde from Tales From The Plantation Podcast) 07.11.2023

In this episode we welcome guests Tunde of 'Tales From The Plantation' podcast and discuss: • Old computers • LA overrated • 1st date restaurant no gos • Women who have sugar daddies • Difference between long term & short term dating • Being a contrarian • Eating and cooking vegetables • How to encourage people • Suella Braverman’s bad takes • Tory BAME moves • Having gratitude • When to not wear...

ESN #431 : The Band Of Brothers Episode 31.10.2023

This week's topics: • How many hearts have we broken • Do women prefer circumcised tings • Shout out to listeners • Shakespeare's Henry V speech • Hamas v Israel • People getting upset of others passively watching the war in Palestine • Atrocities that have recently happened in Africa, the Caribbean and all over the world that get no airtime • Can you look in the mirror if you don't protest injust...

ESN #430 : The SuperManny Episode (Feat. Darran Griffiths) 24.10.2023

This week's topics: • Will Simple still scream Gaza forever • Isreal & Palestine • Should black people proritise the conflit in Gaza • Kim Kardashian getting a male nanny • Would you be ok with your child have a Manny • How would you want your partner to react if they saw someone you had beef with? • Women getting bad advice from their friends • Tyresse's divorce • AITA for wanting to have the bir...

ESN #429 : The S**t I Don't Like Episode 17.10.2023

This week's topics: • White girl crushes • Black History Month work events • Should children get homework • Taking work home • Putting too much work into work • Picking school for your children • Young cousins calling very much older cousin by their first name instead of Uncle/Aunty • Simple's daughter's award szn • Child sent home for wearing unbranded school skirt • Social media rant • The great...

ESN #428 : The 13th Floor Episode (Feat. Acsha) 10.10.2023

This week we welcome guest Acsha and talk about: • Spotify’s AI playlist • R. Kelly being everywhere in music • 13 years in the game • Intro music • Responding to listener comment • What femicide actually is • The Israel - Palestine conflict • Burkina Faso - Minister of State Addresses United Nation [https://youtu.be/52idm1mWau0] • Mama Burna • Liverpool's International Slavery Museum • ADHD • Dav...

ESN #427 : The Knightrider Episode 03.10.2023

This week's topics: • Latrelle's unreleased albums and why some albums never come out • What happened to Chad of the Neptunes • Social services' threat to Stav • Dumbest things we've done as kids • Dream cars • The stabbing murder of 15 year old Elianne Andam • Femicide or knife crime • How women have to worry about avoiding repercussions of rejecting male advances • Men hating women • AITA for wa...

ESN #426 : The 5 Star Prize Episode (Feat. Wendi Writes, Delali & Charmania) 26.09.2023

This week we welcome guests Wendi Writes, Delali & Charmania and discuss: • Wedding invite etiquette • Men risking their safety to help strangers • Learning to calm down situations and concern • Single men being 'the prize' rather than single women • Are men ever too busy to ask a woman out • Women's expectations of men fallen • How women should present themselves on dating apps • Sexyy Red saying...

ESN #425 : The Black Owned Episode (Feat. Native) 19.09.2023

In this episode we welcome guest Native and discuss: • If designer tracksuits are sportswear • Grassfields / Shiikane podcast interview • Working with and patience with children • If there's a better feeling in the world than getting ratings from the younger generation • Is there such a thing as a completely altruistic act • Australia's Yes Referendum regarding including the indigenous people into...

ESN #424 : The Head Boy Episode 12.09.2023

This week's topics: • Prayer for earthquake victims in Morocco • Hawaii natural disaster • Fukushima's toxic water expulsion idea • Marvel comics geek talk • Top Boy Season 3 (really 5) review • Kenyan starvation religious cult • French ban Abaya robe in schools • China and Russian internet • Social media showing you crud • American Football player Ali Apple's baby mother puts a game hit out on th...

ESN #423 : The Egregious Episode 05.09.2023

This week's topics: • The life and music of Sidhu Moose Wala • Artists crossing over from one artistic expression to another • Art and / or passion • Mohamed Al-Fayed's death and trails • The tedious nature of playing with children • Conspiracy theories • The weekend's football games • Best sports music • Media gatekeepers of the past to the free world now • Coup in Gabon • Kicking off a problemat...

ESN #422 : The Frowsy And Fat Episode 29.08.2023

This week's topics: • The connection between music of the Caribbean, South America & Africa • Notting Hill Carnival • African spirituality • South African carnival v Caribbean carnival • How Craig David's 'Born To Do It' album shifted British music • Garage / 2 Step Music • People's views on whining from different countries • If we're happy with our women whining on strangers in carnival • Burna B...

ESN #421 : The Deathbed D Episode 22.08.2023

This week's topics: • House v Afrobeats • Marriage shoutout • Wedding arrival etiquette • Photography v Video • What would you do if your wife, on her deathbed wanted an old squeeze to please • Could you forgive your Mrs an 'accident' if it was during a stressful situation • When relationship counselling is needed • Scary movies v gory movies • Watching scary movies too young • New age auntie coug...

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