Eskimo Brothers

Racist uncles and destroyed chevelles. Spaceman had some things to take care of, but he made it in about halfway. All the men were hanged, and the children all got pink eye. Amen.

We’re grown ups. We just happen to talk about penis, scientifically. Neil Young and cocaine are the reasons for the earliest use of cgi in film. We didn’t realize Freddie Mercury was gay; we just thought he was flamboyant like Elton John or Lil Nas X.

Man rip Gucci Mane. We don’t want the smoke Mr. Pooh. Someone explain the Charlie Kirk bullet for us. RIP Tommy Shelby.

Giuliani ran this city into the ground. We don’t know if you know this but Gatorade is supposed to be diluted. Isn’t that crazy?

The Willett boyz hit broadway for Robert Plant. Magic Boy DID NOT cry at all. What do you do when you find your parents sex toys as a child? We know what to do as an adult…

This war is only gonna hurt the consumers…but they’re the least of our concerns right now. Shout out L.I.S.A. Steve Jobs was a good father and we don’t care what you say. The Holy Spirit took hold about halfway through. Send tithes to TPUSA.

Robert Kardashian went out the Michael Douglas route. There’s a price to be an Olympian… Just ask Caitlyn Jenner. Shout out the Kardashian Coven.

There’s a nonzero chance Afroman will fuck your wife. Shout out Rick Perry and his quirky little ranch in Texas. Wtf was up with “Latinx?”

Spaceman lets us know up top that he’s got hella control of allllll his muscles. What if God was one of us? THEY MUST HAVE AMNESIA; THEY FORGOT I’M HIM. Hell, we’ve never been to Spain.

S/o Colter Wall. Spaceman wants a Blunderbust. Stevie Ray Vaughan is overrated…especially once you find out Vin Diesel makes reggaeton.

Is Liam Neeson a drunk, or does he just hate people? Shout out Karen Horney, psychologist extraordinaire. Magic Boy luvs Molly Meatball, ya sausage.

What is a beard? Nashville CoL is higher than Magic Boy. Spaceman expresses some views that have just been eating him up.

Sup folks? We added a new element to the podcast. Science is a liar sometimes. NBA Youngboy is sweet.

Human nature IS gay. Rip Isaac Kappy. Ashton Kutcher isn’t hot. We’ll fight you over it.

R.I.P. Acme. Say baby do you wanna lay down with me? SAY BABY.

Ol Magic Boy says he hasn’t cranked in a coon’s age; Jon explains to us what “Of Mice and Men” was about and we didn’t realize it had so much in common with “Old Yeller.” Also, these only fans girls doing Down syndrome filters are the sign of the apocalypse.

Shout out our Blacktress, Paris Jackson. Have you ever found yourself at a Beastie Boys’ cover show on a Saturday? Good brothers will hold your sack when you need it.

Alas, the king has kept all of the pussy for himself. Gentrification is some honky-ass bullshit. Wtf is Kundalini?

Trump signed an EO stating that all electricians are now to be referred to as “Gay Jons.” Prank calls used to be the only way to troll. Punching down is a tradition that goes back to the natives that walked this great land. Shout out America Vespussy.

Doppelgängers in Canada; All this cartel mumbo jumbo over some queso. Jack has the solution and that’s right, it’s cocaine.

We heard Leonardo DiCaprio was method during Django. Guys who have chiseled jawlines do it for the bros.

A seal pushed me down yesterday. We talk Tan Mancock and Younger Dry-Ass theories. Shia is going ham for Mardi Gras.

Wasn’t that the name of that monkey in the tutu? Also, statistically, it’s not gay you don’t bust. Ben Shapiro said it.

We here at Eskimo Bros would like to respond to the allegations brought forth as the most recent release of files has been dropped. Oh yeah, Ron HardArtest. That’s good.

Seems like everyone’s ways for pleasing are different; Every friend group has that one kid; some folks are never beating their allegations; We talk some throat training.