Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are falling to their doom inside the Citadel! Declan tried to threaten Bee-zos’s executives with the zeus cannon but they didn’t care, Honour System was nearly destroyed by the MFTs, and Alyn fireballed the crowd to keep her companions alive! Can our heroes survive Bee-zos’...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took control of the Zeus Cannon and portaled to the Hive Quarters! Honour System threw Alyn’s mom into the generator, Declan used invisibility to murder a crowd of MFTs, and Alyn briefly became a magical god! Can our heroes survive a fight with Bee-zoos now that Alyn’s...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are facing down a growing army in the zeus cannon’s control room! Honour System is being shredded battling MFTs in the generator, Alyn gained full access to her spells due to ambrosia nectar, and Declan continued hacking despite the oncoming waves of enemies! Will they surv...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) have taken control of the Zeus Cannon’s controls! Honour System used some of the powers his upgraded legs provide, Alyn discovered her magic is more potent but doesn’t know why, and Declan led a massacre of the zeus cannon support crews! Can our heroes turn Bee-zos’s weapon...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found an ally in Dr. Moreau! The doctor gave Declan some anti-bee flesh grenades, Honour System received organic musculature and upgraded hands, and Alyn was told about a juice that will turn her into a god! Can they achieve their three new goals - kill the bees, nuke the m...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are fighting their way deeper into the Citadel! Declan took point in hunting for traps while he added silencers to his weapons, Alyn took up an SMG as she’s running low on magic, and Honour System discovered Dr. Moreau in the lab! Can they survive the assault of Mr. Mittens...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are battling through the Citadel’s concourse! Declan blasted a bar full of executives with a tripod gun, Alyn ate four executives before the fifth killed himself to escape her, and Honour System became a whirlwind of blade in a robot duel! But can they survive the wave of d...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are storming the Citadel’s concourse! Declan expertly sniped their ambushers to turn the tables, Honour System is using an executive as a human shield, and Alyn killed three mercenaries and damaged Iron Chef Luna with a lightning attack! But will they survive the response f...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) have escaped the Hyper Loop and are closing in on the executives! Declan delivered and expert warning shot to scare the conductor, Honour System flashed binary morse code to get the train to stop, and Alyn fireballed two executives before she was hit by the slowed down trai...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are trapped in the Hyper Loop! Declan used his nano-packs to heal Honour System’s broken display panel, Alyn grew even more determined to see their mission through, and they escaped an ambush by locking drones in a tunnel! But can they escape the oncoming hyper loop train a...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) have escaped executive housing just as the Zeus Cannon fires behind them! Honour System activated emotional super-oni mode, Declan sacrificed his rifle to save his robot partner, and Alyn found a tunnel the executives escaped through! Will they survive their pursuit of the...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are ambushing their ambushers in executive housing! Declan opened the doors to vent the atmosphere, Honour System evacuated the first floor and killed everyone inside, and Alyn flew up to the roof and grenaded a team of black-clad killers! But can her companions survive a b...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) have stormed Executive Housing on the moon! Alyn fried a bunch of attacking drones with a fireball, Honour System defeated an enemy droid in a duel, and Declan hacked into the receptionist droid to figure out their next steps! But can they survive an explosion gift from bui...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) escaped a locked down meat lab! Alyn tried acid splashing the doors but didn’t have much luck, Honour System tried to shoot out the sensors but couldn’t find them, and in the end they both helped Declan hack the system! Have they gotten out in time to escape the next shot f...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are trying to fight their way to Bee-zos’s Fulfillment Citadel! Stopping in the tech hut Alyn recharged her spells, and Honour System and Declan re-tooled their weapons before the Zeus cannon started firing at them from space! How will they escape a lock-downed Meat Lab bef...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) have crash-landed on the moon! Alyn’s hut and Billy Finger’s feather fall kept them alive, Honour System collected EVA suits for the team, and Declan calculated the best ways to shoot people at reduced gravity. Can our anti-heroes survive the journey to the fulfillment cita...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made plans for their future while flying to the moon! If Declan and System survive this mission, Alyn agreed they can retire in Dumb Faerun… if they promise to help take out Xanthus. Will these two rebels finally earn a happy ending? Or will Bee-zos kill them before they ca...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are flying to the moon! Alyn fireballed one mech to death and ate the other’s pilot, Honour System massacred the team onto the rocket, and Declan killed a guard captain and used their ID to shut the door. Can our heroes survive the cold darkness of space? Find out next on D...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are fighting a trio of giant mechs! Declan shot one with armour piercing bullets before Honour System killed its pilot, while Alyn slammed two simultaneous fireballs into another. Can they survive their mechanical foes and get to Bee-zos’s rocket alive? Find out next on Dum...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are battling towards Geffcinda Bee-Zos’s big blue rocket! Alyn started melting people the moment she arrived, Honour System slaughtered a band of snipers and Declan took out a mini-gun nest. Can they survive a trio of mech suits blocking their path?! Find out next on Dumb-D...

Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) led an assault against AIMAZOON’s hidden rocket platform that was betrayed before it began! With their forces devastated by traitors and pinned down by fire, Bourbon summoned a portal as he died to bring Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) to the battlefield. Can she save them and can they all stop Geffcinda...

Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) freed Tony the Chainsaw from his fate as a puppet, brought together their allies to assault AIMAZOON’s hidden HQ and Bourbon Sherbert just arrived with Butthole and Quinny in tow? What the fuck is going on and will the heroes of 2099 and/or Faerun survive?! Find out next on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons… 2099! Also fea...

Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was victorious in the arena, Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won a mage over at the auction, and with the help of Farthole Fartch they killed Lady Etherium and identified AIMAZOON’S agents among the bidders. What will happen when they locate Geffcinda Bee-Zos? And will Showsa prove to be a reliable friend or a dangerous threat!? Find out next on...

Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) have determined Geffcinda Bee-Zos is planning to take over the world! Honour System entered a robot gladiator battle to gain entrance to a mage auction, Declan is watching the fight organizer nervously, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is learning how to gain more power from Mordenkainen! Can our heroe...

Having healed Declan’s wounds and augmented their abilities, Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) began their hunt for Geffcinda Bee-Zos. After a tense meeting with Carmine Falstaff where they allied with his corporate goons, they approached the Twists as well to stop AIMAZOON! Can our heroes destroy a bee-person CEO before he wipes them out? Can...