Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Our heroes have learned what’s happened in Akkah - and it’s all terrible! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used her professional interrogation skills, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered he was an apostate, Reginald learned he’s a hero to the people, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was forced to memorize an elaborate lie to tell people they meet! What will happen...

Our heroes have found themselves in Akkah’s quarantined marketplace! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) dressed up in the armour of a fallen Akkah soldier, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ordered a kidnapping to find out what was going on, and Quinny found the perfect victim! What will happen now that Butthole’s botched his approach and is getting stabbed?! Find out next, on Dumb-D...

Our heroes have escaped the mines and are stepping into Akka! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) thought of others before himself, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) summoned a new persona and is now afraid of the dark, and Butthole’s (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) light and Reginald’s hammer finished off the goo for good! But can our heroes survive a showdown with Butthole’s mom and step-d...

Our heroes are desperately fighting to free Reginald from the goo’s control! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) continued to use his medallion to help Reginald in his mind battle, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used Grandpa Warwick’s cheese grater to attack the goo, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) cast “Light” and drove the goo from Reginald’s body! But what will they do now...

Our heroes are desperately fighting to free Reginald from the goo’s control! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is being lashed with acid while desperately maintaining his hammer field, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used his medallion to encourage Reginald in his mind fight, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) stabbed Butthole free from the goo’s grasp! Can they inspire their f...

Our heroes are being attacked by a meteor full of goo! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) befriended his ancient ancestor and learned about the true history of Akka, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was complimented for his stealth skills, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gained the respect of an ancient being because of her various murders! But what will happen now that the bl...

Our heroes have travelled deeper into the mines! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) read up on the history of Overseer Gulper, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) received orders to do good and help Reginald do good, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) threatened Reginald if he turned coward again! What will happen now that they appear to have awoken Butthole’s aunt?! Find out next,...

Our heroes destroyed the entire gang of goo dwarves! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used his holy powers to throw back the darkness, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) tricked Reginald into having a vision, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Echo to wear the dead mine foreman’s outfit to attempt to command the beasts! Can they figure out what’s going on and escap...

Our heroes are under attack by goo-fuelled dwarves! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made sure their enemies weren’t zombies, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) started teleporting through combat, (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Juniper engaged the unholy beasts, and Reginald nearly ran away before being threatened back into line! Can they defeat a weapon even Archibald Tingler failed...

Our heroes are under attack by undead dwarves in the mines! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to make friends with them before determining they were evil, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Reginald are ready to back him up as things go bad, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) is puppeting the dead boss of the dwarves! What will they discover in the ruins of an ancient...

Our heroes are travelling ever deeper into the mines! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) kept everyone protected inside his hammer field, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tried to free the Gerbils from a control spell and got attacked instead, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) rescued her so they could all keep moving! What will they discover in the ruins of an ancient Dwarve...

Our heroes are under attack by gerbils as they move through the mines! Mrs. Paisley (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tried to communicate with them but failed, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was thrown off a cliff but saved by a terrified Reginald, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) saved Doc Huckleberry and kept the gerbils back with eldritch blasts! Can they survive their journe...

Our heroes are continuing their journey into the adamantine mine to break into Akka! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tried to make a map of their progress before Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) accidentally destroyed it, and Reginald talked Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) into trying to save Doc Huckleberry who had been taken by Murder Gerbils! Now that Huckleberry is back,...

Our heroes are moving ever deeper into the mine! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) scouted into the empty halls and robbed corpses with Reginald, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made good use of his ability to read Dwarvish to unravel the tomb’s secrets, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) joined forces with him to destroy the bodies to ensure more zombies don’t rise. But can...

Our heroes have entered the adamantine mine! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) checked in with the future King to see if he had a plan once victory was assured, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced her to have faith, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) confirmed the details of the plan with Reginald, and the group flew across a gap into the mine. What terrifying creatures aw...

The feast has been completed and our characters are on their way! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) tanked his performance of tequila, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) gave a touching speech and his second performance of tequila was much stronger, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) let Grandpa Warwick take the stage and he got confused along with the crowd! Having distracted...

The lost and foundstival has officially begun! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) dressed as regally as possible to win over the crowd, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) reconnected with Ginny to make sure she wouldn’t come on the suicide mission, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a pie with ingredients supplied by all of her personas! Will Butthole’s speech and the karao...

After Quinny stormed off, all three of our heroes went to find solace of their own! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helped Krendan the werewolf find purpose, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) talked to his criminal compatriot Tryk about the difficulties of having kids, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) approached Reginald to learn more about Akka! Can our heroes overcome th...

Moeseiphus, Trax and Dex returned from their hunt for Juniper’s body! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) healed them and congratulated them for their work, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was relieved to get her armour back, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) was livid Butthole had told Ginny about the suicide mission! Will Quinny manage to leave his daughter behind, or will...

In Dumb Faerûn, our heroes are closing in on the feast! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) talked with Quinny about his DNR order, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tried to therapize her teammates, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) decided he needed to live as long as Ginny wanted him alive! Will our heroes survive their upcoming mission, or will Quinny kill Butthole for reve...

In Dumb Faerûn, our heroes are preparing for their next adventure in the Fortress! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spoke with Ginny about faith and tried to convince her to become a cleric, while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) visited his parents and discovered Declan and Honour System were being trained as farmers! Can these two futuristic terrorists learn the gentle art of growi...

In Dumb Faerûn, our heroes have spent weeks recovering at their Fortress and teaching Ginny lessons! Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @lauraehamstra) taught her about not needing to be one thing, Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to impart some professional paranoia and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) coached her in slight of hand! But can our heroes survive the suicide mission to com...

In Dumb Faerûn, our heroes defeated the Fries and returned to their Fortress. Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @lauraehamstra) was glad to have saved a small town like the one she lost, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) continued exploring his new identity as a quasi-God and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) welcomed his daughter into his life in his own sarcastic way. Can our heroes save the...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) have defeated Geffcinda Bee-zos! Declan tried a desperate bluff, Honour System revealed Declan was a dad and Alyn took the ambrosia and started becoming a god! Will she get powerful fast enough to get them back to the planet’s surface? Find out next on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons…...

Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) and Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) are desperately fighting their way to a medkit! Honour System continues to fight on despite his crippling injuries, Alyn was knocked unconscious by a Ronin Droid, and Declan is fighting his way into an office to save them both! Will they survive long enough to kill Bee-zos...