Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Desperate to heal Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Bourbon Sherbert stormed Waypoint Delta and forced criminals to augment Declan’s body. Once he’d recovered, having won over their hostages, our heroes received a dune buggy and made their escape - can they build a brighter future in 2099? Or will Geffcinda Bee-Zos find them first!? Find out...

Our story is returning to 2099! Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took down the stack and Greyson Typhus only for Geffcinda Bee-Zos to level Ne’erfrost with a superweapon! Meanwhile Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) returned home, leaving them to fend for themselves. Can Honour System find Declan medical help to heal his mortal wounds? Or w...

Our heroes are facing down Chad Underbottom in a desperate battle for survival. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) recovered some of her powers but they’re having little effect, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was hit so hard he’s stunned and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) told Ginny he loved her before he joined the fray and risked his life. Will this be the end of House Far...

Our heroes have killed several Fries and the convoy is leaving Treesbury but at a terrible cost. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) nearly died before killing John Travowlta and Chicolas Nage, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) killed Y Mi Tu before he was cursed with a beard of feathers, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) desperately tried to keep the townsfolk alive but is run...

Our heroes’ convoy is suffering under the endlesss ambushes of the Fries! Juniper (Laura Elizabeth, @lauraehamstra) has been set on fire and is seconds from death, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is out of spell slots and desperate to keep the townsfolk alive, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has been unable to find their enemies through their magical invisibility! Can the halfl...

Our heroes’ convoy is being ambushed inside Treesbury again! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) defeated the Warchief but not before he called for reinforcements, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) burned through his magic keeping the townsfolk alive, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used his body to keep the mercenaries and zombies distracted! What will happen now that Chicol...

Our heroes’ convoy has been ambushed inside Treesbury. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is battling two mercenaries in the first wagon, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) threw the enemy commander out of a second story window, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made himself a shining golden distraction! Can the convoy survive a zombie assault long enough for our heroes to save...

Our heroes are fleeing Quinntown under attack by the Greywater Legion. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gave a terrifyingly inspirational speech as Echo, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) ambushed some zombie herders and gave his invisibility ring to his daughter, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) gave Crendan a hammer as they took up position at the back of the convoy! Can...

Our heroes won over Quinntown but it’s now under attack. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is growing more nervous as her bites don’t heal, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) spoke to the townsfolk with mixed success, while Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) offered them a brighter future backed up by Ginny! Can Quinny connect with his daughter and save his hometown before he loses...

Our heroes have arrived in Quinntown and things are getting complicated. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realized her bite may be more than she expected, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) failed to convince his parents they needed to flee the town, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began to formulate a plan to get the townsfolk to safety! Can our heroes save the day before...

Our heroes have arrived in Quinntown. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was caught sneaking in so she’s facing the townsfolk alone, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced Quinny his people would only be safe if they were all moved into the fortress, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) arrived at his parent’s front door! Can our heroes win over the locals and can Quinny’s p...

This holiday season, all will be merry and bright as the dumb-est Canadian actual play podcasts Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons and Dumbgeons & Dragons come together to join in the revelries of the season in hopes to save Christmas for everyone! Two bands of heroes are attending a Christmas ball together, but things are not what they seem. Will they work together to save Christmas and ensure presents are del...

Our heroes, their prisoner and their guest are travelling to Quinntown. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was forced to carry out her first execution as Chief Justice, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) determined that Krendan could be rehabilitated after his time in the Fries, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered he has a teenage daughter who he’d unknowingly abandone...

Our heroes have taken prisoners after surviving an ambush on the road! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) did some theoretical exercises to warm up as Chief Justice, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was ready to kill their prisoners once he discovered they were the Fries and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is desperate to find a way to redeem their lost souls. Can our heroes su...

Our heroes have cleared all the zombies out of a small town! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) fought her way through the boobytraps in the general store, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) slaughtered the zombies with his divine powers and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) struggled to explain the “Quinny Days” posters they’d found before catching a quick nap. What will our heroe...

Our heroes are heading to Cornucopia the town of Plenty! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) played the flute as the team practiced dancing, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) drew up a plan to clear an abandoned town of zombies and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered posters for “Quinny Days” before ringing the town bell and setting the trap. Can our heroes survive battlin...

Our heroes have left the Fortress in search of food! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) studied Butthole’s writings to create some laws, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) revealed more than he meant to while cheering up Butthole, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) decided that he is a King and a God, though the two are separate. What will happen when Quinny finally returns home...

Our heroes defeated their foes and have found a new home. The Fortress of Forlorn Hope has been founded and Butthole (@theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) befriended a local dragon and his children, brought their party into the castle and are planning their next steps to save the world! What will that involve? Find out next, on Dumb-Du...

Our heroes are losing a battle with Clomp Sampsonite quickly and brutally. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was almost struck down so she escaped onto the roof, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got so desperate that he was ready to throw random potions, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was thrown out of the sky but hopes to survive using Moonhammer’s power. What will happe...

Our heroes have killed Bob Sampsonite and are heading into the Bastion’s laboratory. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was excited to case an entire bedroom for its most valuable items, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered she was better at dishing out justice than investigating old bedrooms, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) busted of a dead man’s arm to open a magic...

Our heroes have foiled a robbery inside the Bastion of Failure and are trying to solve its mysteries. Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) brought one of the thieves back to life while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) captured the ringleader without killing him and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) suggested a work release program as punishment for their crimes. What will happen no...

Our heroes are battling a band of mercenaries inside the Bastion of Failure. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) fired a moonbeam into a prism to attack every villain present, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used blue flame and a spiritual hammer to deadly effect, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) stopped a draw from eating a troll heart by throwing it into a moonbeam! Can th...

Our heroes are battling through the Bastion of Failure and things are getting complicated. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) came up with a plan to attack some draw that fell apart immediately, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) accidentally swallowed Quinny’s eye of trust sight and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) smashed every enemy he could find with his hammer and Goblin Jr!...

Our heroes have defeated a troll and its assistants inside the Bastion of Failure. Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) accidentally tried to raise a zombie from the dead, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) laid hands on anyone who needed it and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), in a shocking turn of events, requested not to be revivified or resurrected if he dies ever again! Can ou...

Our heroes have entered the Bastion of Failure and are facing off agains a troll and duergar hammerers! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hid to get the drop of their foes, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) transformed into Krunge, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) determined the trolls were evil when they wanted to rip of his skin and wear it! Can our heroes survive a battle...