Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Our heroes have rescued Zabianna in their quest for international justice! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finished off the werewolf but was bitten by it during the fight, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) teamed up with Zabianna to slay the black lagoon monster and the Chupacabra, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ensured that Marlock the Mothman and Friend the Flesh Golem...

Our heroes slayed a monster hunter only to start fighting his monsters! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was badly mauled by the Chupacabra, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) duelled with the creature from the black lagoon, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over a flesh golem while battling a werewolf. But what will happen now they’ve met Zabianna and discovered an alpha...

Our heroes have found a monster hunter who seems like a dick! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Ginny scouted ahead and are ready to ambush the bad guy, while Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) debated the definition of a monster, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had enough and blinded the man. Can our heroes defeat Rafe Stone or will they become his new prey? Also featuri...

Our heroes are outside Baldur’s Gate! Before heading out, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blessed the ground outside Assguard’s walls, while Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) shared their feelings and then convinced Ginny to take on the role of Prinx and a new Name De Thief. Will they be able to find Zabianna or will Reish Grey get away with...

Our heroes are doing their final preparations before heading to Baldur’s Gate! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) came to town to bring Seamus back through a raven gate, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) dealt with complicated feelings seeing his old friend, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) let everyone know how Ginny was struggling. Can our heroes set things right before they h...

Our heroes have saved Assguard and are taking a day off! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) hired a new town watch despite distracting friends, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) said a pleasant farewell to Oversword Everheart, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to find funding for his spy ring. But what will happen now that Alyn has stepped out of a portal? Also featuring...

Our heroes have joined the Lord’s Alliance! Mrs. Paisley (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) shakily convinced the ambassadors of the value of paint night, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) presented evidence of their rescue of Selgaunt, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) elegantly declared their new laws. Now that they’re in the Lord’s alliance, will Cormyr’s army finally leave town? A...

Our heroes are preparing to face the Lord’s Alliance and Cormyr! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Mrs. Paisley to make sure the Comptroller’s letter said the right things, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) appreciated his new bedroom decorations, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered someone had broken into his office. Can these heroes convince the world As...

Our heroes have returned to Assguard! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) went to visit Vinten Charlamagne and his family, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) set up a process for recruiting new guards for the town watch, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to deal with Farthole’s mega-church that only featured the Butthammer. But will these heroes be able to join the Lor...

Our heroes defeated the Hedon and saved Sellgaunt! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) battled the warforged to its bitter end, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered a stinky secret weapon before slaying the Hedon, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) recruited the bronze ravens to the Assguard’s town watch. But will Cormyr’s army accept Sellgaunt’s letter of support or is w...

Our heroes are desperately fighting the Hedon in his lair! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) faced down the warforged’s worst while blasting zombies, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) started to panic when he realized how outclassed he was in combat, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) killed zombies using a magic helmet and discovered the villain’s weakeness. Can Butthole’s fri...

Our heroes have finally found “the Hedon”! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) continued to use Sten’s body to check for traps, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was shot opening the door to the villain’s central chamber, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) put on a helmet and found himself in a zombie body. Can these heroes survive facing off with the warforged known as the Hedon...

Our heroes are in pursuit of “the Hedon”! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) interrogated the Night Knives to get an explanation, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) failed to spot several traps leading to the king throwing a body around, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) didn’t cast beast speech so Quinny dealt with Mr. Bitey instead. But what will our heroes do now that the zom...

Our heroes are finding the zombie puppetmaster! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was discovered inside the mansion before magically escaping, while Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was nearly arrested outside by fake Silver Ravens, just as Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) figured out what was happening and turned the tables on the impostors. But what will our heroes learn inter...

Our heroes have identified the house where the zombie puppeteer is hiding! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took up positions outside to prevent the enemy from escaping, while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) snuck inside and scouted out the whole building discovering multiple zombies, traps and a cannon emplacement. Can Quinny find a way to...

Our heroes are finding the zombie puppetmaster! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a super long awkward conversation with a fan, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) met an Aasimar and befriended a demon, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made his way back to the silver lion after completing his surf mission by flying. But what will the group find inside the abandoned mansion...

Our heroes are triangulating zombies! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized if they could identify the puppet strings directions they could find the zombie master, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made her way to the theatre, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tracked the zombie strings at the docks. But why did Lexi the bard recognize Juniper and what does that mean for...

Our heroes have come face time face with a zombie! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) failed to convince the locals to let them inside without his friend’s help, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) revealed his doubts in the entire conspiracy they were battling, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered magic from afar purporting the zombies. But will our heroes be able to dis...

Our heroes have been hired to help Selgaunt! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made friends with everyone he met, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) inspired the Lord High Governor to trust the party, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was entrusted with saving the city’s culture. But will our heroes discover when they finally meet the zombies? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom...

Our heroes are entering the palace in Selgaunt! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gave the speech that got them welcomed inside, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned what he could about the zombies and their processes, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) realized the nobles in town were begging to be robbed. But will our heroes be able to defeat the zombies threatening to t...

Our heroes are once again on their way to Sembia! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) received compliments on his work from the goddess of farming, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) wrote a letter explaining his feelings after his god convo, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) argued with Butthole before getting the King to agree to individual and couples therapy. But what process...

Our heroes are staying over at an abbey! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) reconnected with an old friend and blessed the crops, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gave up on trying to convince Butthole and is planning to head to Sembia alone, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was masquerading as "Brother Ted" when he finally got to talk to a god about his godhood. Will the who...

Our party have stopped to visit an abbey! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has taken on a new life as "Brother Ted" and is working as a farmer, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is furious about this but doesn't know what to do, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used his magic to bless the ground before finding an old friend. Can our heroes convince the king to rejoin them an...

Our party are definitely at an impasse! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) asked for advivce on bein a God, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) told him he wasn't cut out for godhood, and after Butthole ended up naked and running away in a boat, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used his magic to bring the party back together. But what will happen now that our beefing heroes are all...

Our heroes are travelling through the desert! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) talked with Quinny to learn more about fatherhood, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) helped the king compare "Daddy Styles", and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) secretly began a quest to learn who his father is. But what will happen now that our heroes have fended off a Hill Giant ambush? Also featur...