Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Our heroes are finally hitting the road! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over their squad of Hammerers by teaching them how to be blackmail proof, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) spoke so eloquently about therapy he declared himself a public speaker, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) only mildly alienated the group of soldiers. What will happen after our heroes see Cap...

Our heroes are travelling to Sembia! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) committed the group to dealing with a group of rogue undead,  Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) got her sword repaired to be ready for combat, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to say goodbye to Ginny before being interrupted by Farthole and having to confess his sins. What will happen to our heroes...

Our heroes have solved a mystery and Assguard isn't at war yet! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) managed to keep his secrets inside a mass Zone of Truth, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) rejoined the party and told everyone she was a werewolf but no one made a thing out of it, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) laid out their findings and convinced the foreign envoys. But wh...

Our heroes have used their final hour of investigation well! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found hidden potion bottles and debated what truths should be told to the king, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used fingerprints to identify Longedon Geese’s killer, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) stressed out in the castle hoping they would find answers. They did, but will th...

Our heroes are running out of time to solve an Assguardian mystery! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) brought his findings to the council, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) caught Quinny up on her discoveries at the various crime scenes, and Butthole's (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) god-senses told him a scroll was involved in Longedon Geese's death. With only an hour left to find an a...

Things are getting more complicated in Assguard! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) was forced to face off with Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom who caught him in an envoy's room, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) began planning a magic school with his council of wizards before handing it off to Anyn, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Reginald will soon be returning to report that...

Raesh Grey, the envoy from Baldur's Gate is missing! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) led Reginald through the streets but couldn't find the ambassador alive or dead, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced Sildar not to tell the other envoys Raesh was missing, and Quinny's (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) luck finally ran out as he was caught breaking into Raesh's room. Will the...

Romance and mysteries are plaguing Assguard! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finally got down with Vinten Charlamagne, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @ lauraehamstra) and Reginald determined a group of attackers killed the Demarran escape team outside town, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found out an ambassador is missing while scheduling his first meeting about a magic school. Will...

The murder still hasn't been solved and the night is close to ending! While Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Reginald were at the new crime scene, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spoke with Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom and realized he needed to start a magic school, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) continued his romantic pursuit of Vinten Charlamagne while psychically inte...

The Demarrian massacre has turned out to be the first sign of a conspiracy! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were off preparing for other conversations, while Reginald spoke with Bucky before joining Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) at a crime scene and discovering someone is trying to frame Vintner Charlamagne. Can our heroes figure out wh...

An envoy and his entourage have been massacred! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) debated resurrecting the envoy before discovering the body didn’t have a soul, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) is taking a quick rest before seducing Vinten Charlemagne, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is on her way to a crime scene while dreaming of paint night. Can our heroes determine who...

Longidon Geese is dead; should he be brought back to life? Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discovered the body in the castle, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) brought Butthole to the scene of the crime, and they can’t decide whether or not to resurrect him so they sent for Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra). Will they bring the corrupt envoy back to life, or risk a war with Dem...

An assassination attempt has been foiled but its mastermind is escaping! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) stole horses from an estate, Mrs. Paisely (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was offered a job at the Old Campaigner, and Butthole successfully negotiated with the envoy from Cormyr. Will he soon find himself dealing with a foreign assassin with...

The assassination of Vinton Charlamagne has been stopped! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) arrested a dead body before it was revived, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) only survived his time as a magical monster with the help of Farthole, and Mrs. Paisely (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Butthole were busy hosting the diplomatic event. Will Longidon Geese escape, or can they catch...

An assassination attempt is about to happen! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) readied his hammerers to make an arrest, Mrs. Paisely (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) ran the best paint night ever, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) won over a Warlock Knight and entrapped the killers. Can he stay in control of these would-be assassins or will they turn on him first? Also featuring our...

The parade went well and paint night has begun! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) impressed the crowds with military precision, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gained some control over her inner wolf, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made plans to stop the assassination of the warlock knight. Can they keep the night going off without a hitch all while preventing a murder?...

The nation’s performance is minutes away! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) read up on Demarra and confirmed it‘a another dictatorship in the making, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found out the Lord’s Alliance has a spy among their ranks, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) disguised himself as a butler to collect info. What will happen now he’s discovered a plot to assassi...

Our heroes are starting to spy on their neighbors! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) felt something was off about the representative from Demarra, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced him he couldn’t trust Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom. But what will happen now that Bucky has discovered a Harper’s symbol in Fallonmeyer’s room? Also featu...

Our heroes are sorting out the remaining complications! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) learned about her curse from Krendan and formed the “Bite Force”, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) started to co-ordinate his new spy empire, and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reminded Quinny to keep honey potting Vinten Charlamagne. What will happen when the envoy from Demarra arrives?...

Our heroes have finalized the Charter of Future Freedoms! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) presented her list of rights, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was publicly named “minister of culture” to cover his spying, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced Reginald that he’s heroic enough to run the nations peacekeeping force. Will these new aspirational rights be enough...

Our heroes have been joined by allies from the fortress! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) promised a daily hug to Quinny’s mom before telling Ginny she’s a princess now, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to help convince her, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) won the future Royal over by admitting that no one knows what’s they’re doing. With the line of succession in p...

Our heroes are finalizing plans for a nation-saving performance! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finished her legal consultations while making music with a dwarf, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) locked down the plan for his firework show, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was brought unhappily to a wizard who explained his cloak. What will happen now that the portal has b...

Our heroes are battling complicated law books and depression! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) consulted legal professionals with mixed success, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) sunk into bed until Goblin Jr taught him to fetch and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was so stealthy he didn’t appear in the episode. Can Juniper build strong enough laws to prevent Assgard from bein...

Our heroes are waking up to save a nation! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prepared Reginald for a dance-parade, Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into a werewolf before regaining control of her personas, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) founded his Royal Hammerers. But will their arts night be enough to win over their allies? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@...

Our heroes are continuing to reshape Akkah! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got Bucky to prepare to send allies from the Fortress, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) attempted to honeypot a Warlock Knight, and Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) gave her grove to the people before inviting envoys to talk about their laws. Will this be enough to maintain the tenuous peace? Also featur...