Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Our anti-heroes have saved the hostages and are on the hunt for the Red Wolf! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) cracked open a ton of hostage cages during an underwater battle, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) killed a wizard and a wereshark by falling down or riding chains up, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) went to war under the water as a wereshark, protecting the othe...

Our anti-heroes are on their way to save the hostages! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) rescued and freed a captive owlbear, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helped solved the mystery of the available potions, and Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure her companions didn’t end up accidentally cursed with lycanthropy. But are gills all these heroes need to get the hostage...

Our anti-heroes have taken over a lab and found the hostages! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) disguised himself using a wolf corpse, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) helped stealthily massacre the mad-scientist wolves, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) left his companions behind to check on the hostages. But what will these heroes do now they’ve discovered the hostages ar...

Our anti-heroes have slaughtered a cave full of werewolves! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used a mage hand to turn the guards against each other, Echo’s (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) moonbeam continued to be an anti-wolf terror weapon, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) activated “blender mode” as he dove into combat. But what will our heroes learn as they interrogate a de...

Our anti-heroes are moving further into the red wolf’s den! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used a ballista against his enemies, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used her moonbeam to eliminate foes trying to escape, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hurled Molotov cocktails until no one was left alive. But what will happen when they face Zog and the rest of the gang under...

Our anti-heroes are assaulting the red wolf’s den! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to sneak in but was swiftly identified by an underwater guard dog, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) used her magic to protect her sneaky companion, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used the fires of his atheism to attack the enemy heavy weapons. But can Quinny survive hiding below an...

Our anti-heroes are on their way to storm the werewolve’s lair! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) rebalanced her spells, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was overjoyed when the tavern was assaulted and he got to fight, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took to the skies to find Ginny before combat happened. Can these heroes defeat the werewolves quickly enough to distract t...

Our anti-heroes are attempting to bait the Nightmare Lord! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tested out her new knives killing traitors, the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced the newspaper to start hyping a Hitman v Nightmare Lord showdown, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) prevented any of this from immediately getting them killed. But can our heroes survive a battle...

Our anti-heroes have brought 9 Fingers Keene into their confidence! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) passed messages back and forth with Ginny through place mats,  the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) collected a list of traitorous guild members to kill, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) successfully form an alliance with the former Guild. Can these heroes survive their coming...

Our anti-heroes have found Ginny during their search for 9 Fingers Keen! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) finally got birthday presents she liked,  the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) negotiated a price to kill Larry the explosives dealer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) started researching the Good Works Corporation. But will Ginny blow the team’s cover, or will the team b...

Our anti-heroes are making their way to find 9 Fingers Keen! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) switched from playing knives with Zabianna to playing cards,  the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) caught a guild representative and sewed Friend a new ass, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) planned to win over the guild master of Baldur’s Gate. But will buying tokens to access the up...

Our anti-heroes have destroyed a slaughterhouse and the Harveys! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) blasted their opponents with an ice storm,  the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized the group is being watched covertly, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) blasted apart villains and a building with bombs. But what will happen next as our heroes continue their quest to save B...

Our anti-heroes have tested their explosives and locked down the town! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) distracted the owner of the dagger shop,  the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) planned to burn the shop down, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) flew into the sky to test the explosives where there weren’t any people around. But what will happen now that Baldur’s Gate is bein...

Our anti-heroes are taking steps toward blowing up a slaughterhouse! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) negotiated a purchase of explosives, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was offended by a gift of lousy daggers, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) managed to keep the group moving the plan forwards. Will their new porter help them carry out the groups plans or will his moral...

Our anti-heroes are planning to blow up a slaughterhouse! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) picked up a butt and got advice on where to find explosives, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) played the part of a birthday girl who wants to tour their target location, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced the guard he was a harmless tourist. But can Quinny and Echo maintain...

Our anti-heroes have killed succeeded in another hostile takeover! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) beat a werewolf into submission, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) helped intimidate Remy Pancake into changing his name, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) made sure Remy took over the Faithless. But what will happen now that our heroes turned their attention to the slaughter...

Our anti-heroes have killed Straight Stick! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) completed his mission to get Grandpa to pee, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) kept his new kingpin Remy Pancake alive, and Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) forgot who his real and fake friends were. What will happen now that Grandpa Warwick turned into a werewolf? Find out next, on Dumb-Du...

Our anti-heroes created the Rivington Ducks and gone undercover to overthrow “The Faithless”! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took on the role of Grandpa Warwick’s grandson, Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) accidentally charmed his way into being led to their target, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) failed to win the kingpin Diamond Urchin to their cause. Can...

Our anti-heroes have joined forces with the Luck Duck! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) regretted how fast they killed someone as she wanted to have more fun, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) changed the plan on the fly to replace the Rivington Rats entirely, and the Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) suggested a massacre but was out-voted. What will happen when Luck Duck and the H...

Our heroes have taken on their new identities to start their plan! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) regretted suggesting the Grand Duke do a silly walk, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) talked Butthole out of becoming “Captain Puppy” instead of the Forsaken, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) gave into the darkness inside himself once negotiations were over. Now the question...

Our heroes are meeting with shell-shocked Grand Duke of Baldur’s Gate! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) explained the idea of the greater good, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) described his own battles through hell, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced the Duke that victory was possible if he just got weird enough. But can our heroes help the Grand Duke save Baldur’...

Our heroes are on their way to meet the Duke! Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) agreed to become Juniper for a short while to meet the local aristocracy, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) ordered a new butt for their friend Friend, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spoke with a cleric of sorrow before approaching Baldur’s Gate. Can our heroes find and win over the Grand Duke, or...

Our heroes have a plan to save/destroy Baldur’s Gate! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realized he couldn’t handle the darkness of the plan and became Echo, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) figured out how to establish a spy network for himself and was re-named the Hitman, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made the decision to become the Forsaken once more. Can this new band...

Our heroes have made it into Baldur’s Gate! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) couldn’t figure out the magic fueling Grizwold the ram, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) talked his way past the bridge, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) struggled to pronounce the names of every gang leader in Baldur’s Gate. Can our heroes figure out how to overthrow the nightmare lord and save th...

Our heroes and their new friends and headed for Baldur’s Gate! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) showed Ginny how to properly loot a carriage, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a special non-verbal connection with Marlock the Mothman, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) came up with a cover that could get them into Baldur’s Gate. But will the guards let Rafe Stone’s Monster...