Drunk Valorant

Illusive has returned and he's chasing down the PRX hype from Copenhagen. We also talk about our uneducated and preemptive takes on Pearl, and square off over the meta impact of reactive vs proactive agents (wtf does that even mean). We're back, baby! Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

With Chase still away and substantial Valorant updates coming few and far between, Cass and Hunter concoct a devilish scheme to remain interesting and relevant: not giving any hint in the description of this episode as to what they talked about. Is there some bombshell topic in Episode 36 that is too saucy to describe? Or is Hunter at the beach and doesn't remember anything he and Cass talked...

With the illusive Chase claimed by the void of vacation, TheSaladSauce and Hondyssey return to the roots of the DVP: Cass and Hunter staying up way too late and having way too involved debates. We brainstorm changes to a map that many people wish was removed instead of Split and debate which second-round purchases piss us off the most. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.c...

Missing the glue which holds this pod together, two brave souls soldier on through the trenches of teammates who don't talk and the dangerous power creep of new agents. Will they survive? Only time will tell. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

"It is no more easy to make a good picture than it is to find a diamond or a pearl. It means trouble and you risk your life for it." - Vincent Van Gogh Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Are you a betting man? Heres how to hold em, fold em, and when to run. Plus an agent, and some shit talking on initiators. What more could you ask for? But actually though... what do you want??? Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

At this point I think it's valid for Riot to hire us full time as developers, and I can't believe it hasn't happened yet. This ep we move away from agents and onto the guns we want to see added to the game. Now go tell us how broken or stupid these are... Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Our first guest from the DVP Discord! You know the name, you know the Omen plays, its Laagy. Join the 4 of us as we read a literary masterpiece from Reddit, and discuss a contentious soapbox about the competitive scene. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

The first episode where we literally don't talk about the game at all... We hit the important shit, like how attractive are all the agents? That is content right there. Then we play some fantasy pro Valorant, so tune in. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

We really don't talk about ourselves enough, I hear you, and I like discussing how great I am too. SO here we go... This episode we talk about the state of the game, our ranked experiences, shit we like and dont like, just like a true POTUS. Then a bit of tiebreaker talk and "Fade" away at the end. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

*AUDIO FIXED* We now have to rely on other people for our content! Listen to shitty agent ideas straight from the discord server, and possibly a couple good ones too. Per usual, Cass also has some dumb pistol round strat to talk about too. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast Music Credits: Endgame by Bossfight, Empty Bed by Saint Punk

... And not only the professional Valorant team. On this agent balance episode we get into why sentinels are the most underpowered agent class, and really just rehash everything we've been ranting about for a month on every agent. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

"I can't hear shit" is the #1 most said line in comms since Fade's release, I guarantee you. Join us for a wrap up on Hunter's Yoru grind, complaining about Fade's fucked good ult, and addressing the Sova/Chamber nerfs. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

A sad day for assholes who insta-lock Jett and think they can peek anything they want for free. As for the rest of us? FUCKING FINALLY. Obviously this episode focuses on the Jett nerf and other character balance in the game. Including Sova, before we knew the nerfs coming his way... RIP. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Do you have to watch all the games of a tournament to have an opinion on it? Hopefully not, because we sure haven't. In this bonus episode we eventually pronounce our uneducated guesses of who will emerge victorious, we simp over Paper Rex's f0rsakeN, and we praise the level of fierce competition between regions in this worldwide showdown.  Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit:...

Imagine this: You get into a fight, you have dogshit aim, but you live... now you're 1hp in a 2v4... what do you do? We don't have the answer, but we try to talk about it. Then everyone's favorite skin pack review and why you always lose in a 5-stack. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

A little late this week for some audio issues, but do not fret, lots of beer and lots of new agent ideas are headed your way. Plenty of talk on the ranked vs pro agent meta too so buckle up and be ready for some bullshit. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Back to your regularly scheduled programming with a special guest, Boof! Having guests on who are better than us makes us feel more legitimate no cap. The four of us go at it on what the worst piece of util in the game is, a lot of talk on why 100T is dogshit, and a whole bunch more. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

**This episode was posted as an April Fools joke, but if you play Elden Ring and want to actually listen to it, be my guest** We know you're bored with the same old shit we've been spewing for 20 weeks. Join us for a taste of the new direction for Drunk Valorant. Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

At least, apparently Riot thinks that. Give me my 2nd stim back please! We talk about the Brim stim nerfs, and then Cass has some dogshit idea about kill rewards for eco weapons. I'm sure he'd be happy to know if you agree with him, so hit us up in the discord! Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Wait, people have fun playing this game? This episode is a grab bag of smaller topics ranging from gambling addictions, to shorty hacks, to how your main isn't very fun to play. Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Who should be spike bitch? Didn't realize this topic would be so contentious... We even make a tier list! That, and some thoughts on the new Icebox that the game seems to not want us to play at all. Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

You can call Riot JUUL, 'cause they're getting kids hooked on smoking. Patch 4.04 coming in with HUGE controller changes, and boy are we gonna talk about shit we don't know for 2 hours! Plus Hondyssey's first thoughts on the new Yoru grind. Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

We are apparently hurting for content... this episode kicks off with a segment on last week's outdated pro matches, including a lengthy debate on save rounds and what the right calls are. Of course, all done with very little actual information. Followed up by some proof we're all hardstuck bronze, and a segment on new shit we want to see from Riot. Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorant...

Holy shit the Brim buffs are GAME CHANGING. Right? Please? Is anyone out there? Please buff Brimstone........ Even with a shitty character, how do we warm up and get those crispy 1 taps? How will Hunter make it to Plat? Plus, what should riot do about AFKs? Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K