TheSaladSauce, hondyssey, illusive

Drunk Valorant

Leisure EN ↓ 139 episodes

The working man's Valorant podcast. Tired of all these high ELO players talking shit on the lower ranks? Drunk Valorant features only the worst, bottom fragging, teammate baiting, insta-locking duelist, silver ranked players. Join Cass (TheSaladSauce), Hunter (hondyssey), and Chase (illusive) every week, as they talk about the state of the game, their ranked experiences, and which refreshments pair best with losing 30 RR.

Author

TheSaladSauce, hondyssey, illusive

Category

Leisure

Podcast website

redcircle.com

Latest episode

Oct 18, 2025

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Episodes

Ep 14: Yoru is my Valentine 15.02.2022

Roses are red. Yoru is blue. His new decoy will flash the fuck outta you. Welcome to the Yoru spectacular, presented by your one and only Yoru main, Hondyssey. The time for shit talking is over... or is it? Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 13: Astra Sucks Me Off (The Spike) 07.02.2022

We know what you want to hear, an opinionated and subjective discussion on Skins for 20 minutes. Then into which single piece of utility is the best in the game, or really, which utility pisses us off the most? And wrapping it up, some short discussions of the TSM-T1 scandal, and whats the most satisfying thing to do as your main? Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast Discord: https://d...

Ep 12: ELO Hell 31.01.2022

Why the hell are we still in bronze? What are golds doing better than me? Actually, what tf is the difference between low and high ELO?? All that, plus some talk about new game modes and the never ending discussion of eco weapons. Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K

Ep 11: Teabagging and /r/RoastMe 26.01.2022

**Sorry for the audio issues, our main recording got corrupted** Kicking it off with a massive tangent on gun balance and eco weapons, this episode was supposed to focus on all the BM you shits do in my ranked games. Followed by a roast of each host's gameplay, not that this needed a topic since we do it every episode anyway... Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast Discord: https://...

Ep 10: Back in Bronze??? 17.01.2022

Fuck. Well, there goes my grind to Gold... We're finally back from break with our thoughts on Episode 4, Neon, the broken Ares meta, and why don't people play smokes???? Plenty of ranting, terrible takes, and everything you missed from the drunk val pod. Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG

Ep 9: Duby 28.12.2021

A special holiday edition, where we dont talk about the holidays at all! Our resident Iron Raze main Duby joins the pod. More MAD-libs and a soapbox to remember.

Ep 8: It's Okay to Instalock 22.12.2021

As long as you're locking these agents... This week we discuss what team comps are the best for each map. We agree on just about, well, nothing. But we sure do talk about it.

Ep 7: No Comms? No Problem 14.12.2021

People take this game seriously? News to me. Episode 7 comes out swinging with our thoughts on RR, MMR, and a bunch of other meaningless acronyms. Plus, what will happen now that VCT is over?

Ep 6: Too Hot to Handle 08.12.2021

*AUDIO FIXED* Is the stinger too powerful? This week the boys have some HOT takes in store for you. That, and as always a lot of dogging on Cass for his terrible opinions.

Ep 5: My Neighbor Kotaro 30.11.2021

WE HAVE FRIENDS. For the first time we are forcing someone to hang out with us for 2 hours. Kotaro joins the pod with plenty of Trulys, opinions on pistol round, and how to derank from plat 2 to plat 1 fast!

Ep 4: We Should be Valorant Devs 23.11.2021

It's week 4 and the boys come prepared to talk about new agents/abilities they want to see in Valorant. This episode has it all, drinking, zombies, and.. Kyle? Tune in to find out.

Ep 3: Will Chamber Replace Jett? 15.11.2021

What's that? You want less organization and more careless rambling? Perfect. This episode features our pre-release opinions of Chamber, which map is the worst in the game (*cough* breeze *cough*), and how smurfs affect us all.

Ep 2: The Frenzy is Better Than the Stinger 08.11.2021

Episode 2 is here, and despite a plethora of audio issues, it's here to stay. This episode features a heated stinger vs spectre debate, a few of TheSaladSauce's worst opinions, and a couple more drinks than last time. Enjoy.

Pilot: riot pls nerf yoru 02.11.2021

Our first ever episode! The boys go over every agent's kit and argue over what changes should be made, all while becoming increasingly intoxicated. Thanks for listening, hopefully we will show more improvement in podcasting than we do in this godforsaken game. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG

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