Drunk Valorant

Thats right... or is it? Who fucking knows. We havent posted in a while and things are winding down. But maybe we'll be back again. What's not winding down is Hunter's hatred for patch 11.08. Join us to hear doomer takes on the game we all hate, from a bunch of hardstuck silver players who think they should be plat! Just like old times babyyyy!

Coming in to recap one hell of a tournament, the boys are joined by Swaniac this week to discuss the trip, the tourny, and the motherfucking train!!! Choo choo!!! Plus a brand new agent challenge and probably some other shit too.

It's been a while. But come with us as we shit talk our way through the Premier season, discuss the end of VCT split 1, and oh, were there some Tejo changes? Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

A couple years ago you'd be asking what the fuck was wrong with me for posing that question. This week (well, last week because we're slow) we talk about the patch notes, changes to Kay/O, Yoru, etc. I don't know, it was a long time ago. But its probably a bunch of bullshit. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

And you should trust us cause we're in Gold. But at least we watch people who are better than us talk about it too. This week we discuss our updated Waylay takes, how the phantom is actually not total shit, and of course how to yell at your controller for not smoking properly. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

yeah, I immediately double-dashed into site... not my best performance. On another note, a new Agent has ben added to the game! Waylay comes in hot with some crazy shit, and some entirely underwhelming shit. Plus there was a huge patch with a ton of other changes we are going to talk about. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Cass is out here just totally GLAZING Hunter with these topics this week. Is the original stinger better than a phantom or vandal? Like holy shit if this pod was recorded a couple years ago Hunter would be out of his mind. Also are alt-fire guns useless? and whats happening with this Bangkok tournament we know nothing about? Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkv...

All three of us are back this week with a long-winded discussion on all things Valorant 2025. Drama in the 100T camp? Is Deadlock all of the sudden really good? But most importantly, do we know the real names of the Agents? (No, the answer is no) Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

With Chase carousing down south, SwaNiac joins us as in welcoming the new Columbian initiator as he makes an explosive entrance. Has Riot finally returned to releasing agents that aren't a huge disappointment at launch? And are they trying to Flex on the playerbase by releasing something no one wants and using that to increase the price of weapon skins (no, that's fucking ridiculous)? We&#...

Its like light shields meta, but more expensive! Probably, we don't know anything about it yet, but we sure will give you some opinions on it. Plus Phoenix changes, some other shit, and a taste of off-season pro tournaments. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Today we learn of Cass' hatred of Clove, or maybe just Clove players? We talk about some insane NA drama, the start of the VCT OFF//SEASON, and the upcoming changes to Sunset (RIP Cypher). We know you missed our long-winded and uninformed blabbering, hopefully we can keep doing this more consistently! Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

5 stars that us lowly gold players will never see in one of our lobbies. But at least Cass is excited about teleporting a couple more meters. Join us again this week as we discuss the update, beer, and probably a bunch of other stuff I've forgotten about at this point. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

DVP is back with another edge-of-your-seat, gripping, beyond entertaining episode of complete speculation and shitty takes. Starting with a new VLR rating that we seem to have heard before.... our thoughts after playing a couple games with Vyse, and a roster-mania segment including a player tier-list that is 100% objective and factual. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.c...

That's a wrap on VCT 2024 folks! Now I can fall back asleep and dream of a world where Sen won it all.... This week were coming in with a lot to talk about, all of champs and its insane results, and the new agent Vyse. Join us as we argue about all the shit we don't know yet, and develop the econ meta for the new Valorant. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/...

Okay it's been a while... and we have reverted to being absolute dog shit at Valorant. Back in the common ranks of Silver, we take on topics of map pools, skin reviews, no mic rants, and of course our pics for Champs 2024. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

(Note: This episode went live with the wrong audio file, and was a duplicate of episode 121. If you are seeing this message, it should be fixed. The responsible party has been stoned) New map is released, news to Cass apparently who couldn't find time to even take a look over in Japan. Too much sake. Join us as we discuss our first takes on Abyss, along with a possibly broken Iso buff and unde...

The three hosts represent Pacific, Eastern, and whatever timezone Japan is in as Cass patches in from vacation. Shanghai has birthed some very cool storylines, but the patch preview from Riot steals the show. Neon stonks are sliding precipitously upwards, Iso is also looking like less of a total throw to pick, Reyna gets a strange sidegrade, and Raze and Clove get knocked down a peg. Discord: http...

Trouble is brewing at Rito HQ as they attempt to placate the masses who are fuming at the current map pool, lack of a replay system (coming soon since 2020), and the current agent meta. Desperate to curry favor with the playerbase, Riot mixes up the map pool, shows a WIP replay system, and bribes Chase, Cass, and guest Blate45 to shill for their anti-fun Raze satchel nerf (details TBD). After Hunt...

The Riot devs finally took a cue from this podcast and implemented pretty much exactly what we said to nerf Viper. Too bad they didnt listen to the whole episode and they fucked up Cypher at the same time. The moral of the story: listen to DVP. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

We craft a compelling case for Riot to hire us as we fix the current agent meta. Dissecting the current kits of all agents who need some love or have had way too much of it, we concoct ways to keep us ranked demons happy while also helping the pro meta. Chase also returns in this episode to defend his honor as a primary smoker, trying to keep a certain upstart Clove main from stealing his primary...

The legendary Duby returns for the first time since episode 4 to help us look at each of the under-performing agents with an "I can fix her" mentality, leading to the same outcome as when that saying is normally used, which is an "I am making her worse" result. It gets heated in the kitchen as we debate whether we are cooking up some delicious Truffle-based recipes or disgusting Su...

Turns out, all you duelist mains now playing clove to fill, you still need to play SMOKES. Cass also explains his smoothest brain take on how to use the Bulldog... as someone who never uses the bulldog... nice. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Holy shit. Now we can int and it doesn't even mater? This gives Hunter wayyy too much power. Clove has entered the game and we're gonna talk about it. As well as recap the NA supremacy that happened over in Spain last weekend. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Building team comps and shit like that. Cass takes us on a wild journey though the world of Valorant vs deck building games. At least Hunter and Chase did their homework... right????? Plus what we want to see done to Viper (no, not like that) and we discuss the banana man drama. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

No more being bloinded by your teammates because the verdict is in: flashes are bad. You heard it here second folks, turns out you can still shoot when you can't see anything. Tune in as we discuss how flashless comps work in the pro league, and how they definitely DONT work in your ranked games. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast