TheSaladSauce, hondyssey, illusive
Drunk Valorant
The working man's Valorant podcast. Tired of all these high ELO players talking shit on the lower ranks? Drunk Valorant features only the worst, bottom fragging, teammate baiting, insta-locking duelist, silver ranked players. Join Cass (TheSaladSauce), Hunter (hondyssey), and Chase (illusive) every week, as they talk about the state of the game, their ranked experiences, and which refreshments pair best with losing 30 RR.
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TheSaladSauce, hondyssey, illusive
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Latest episode
Oct 18, 2025
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Episodes
Ep 62: Spewing Anti-Ghost Propaganda 31.01.2023 1:55:57
These guys, I leave them alone for one week and they go shitting all over the best pistol round buy in the game... or is it? Plus, Cass tries to tell two brim players where smokes should go. You hate to see it. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 61: Getting Cancelled and Banned for Eye Tracking 23.01.2023 1:46:49
Chase has decided to journey to a certain blue duelist's homeland IRL to see if he can answer the burning question of why Yoru exists in the game. This leaves Cass and I, Hondyssey, to set the stage for another year of NA drama in the pro scene and pose some absurd hypotheticals about eye-tracking and how it could or shouldn't be used in Valorant. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Sub...
Ep 60: Chamber Gets Placed in Iron 16.01.2023 2:09:40
The new episode has arrived, and we all suck ass at Valorant still. No surprise there. What is surprising though is how hard chamber got fucked in the pro meta. As Green Day once said... Good Riddance. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 59: Instalocking Reyna on Lotus 10.01.2023 1:49:01
Might be jumping the gun a bit here... but we're too excited to throw eachother on random ass agents. Tune in to see who each of us is required to instalock in Act 2. Also our first thoughts on Lotus and some super loud spinny doors. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 58: Dupont Goes Iron to Radiant with Skye Dog ONLY 20.12.2022 2:00:30
No shit, he actually did that? Feels bad man. Dupont joins the pod as a surprise guest! Now listen to the four of us talk over each other debating content creators, map insta-losses, and Illusive picking up Reyna... shit what did I agree to? Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 57: Killjoy is Broken 13.12.2022 2:23:35
Who would've thought KJ would be the big winner from patch 5.12? Fuck, can't wait to get captured after forgetting my aftershock is now useless. This episode we go over what ACTUALLY went down in the latest patch, and she's a big one. Strap in and Strap-on. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 56: Bind My Hands and One Tap Me 06.12.2022 2:03:38
The day has come. The day we have all been waiting for (except probably Cass). And that day happens to be the day AFTER we recorded this podcast. So here we go discussing chamber nerfs, maps being removed, and a "smurfing update" whatever the hell that means. The speculations are wild, did we get anything right? Doubtful. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/d...
Ep 55: Smurfing on Radiants 29.11.2022 1:58:30
Is it possible to smurf in a radiant lobby? What would happen if you held your classic like a gangster? Should you be able to flip people off? All this and more on this week's episode of "three guys talk about a computer game". Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 54: Team Comps Revamped 22.11.2022 1:45:29
This episode we take a look all the way back to episode 8, and re-do our ideal team comps on every map. But this time, like some martinis, with a twist. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 53: Drone or Dive? 15.11.2022 2:27:02
Chase needed to do homework, so he procrastinated extensively this episode by arguing about team composition, drinking games, and anything else that came up. Plus an extra special announcement from Hunter that has us all sliding for joy. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 52: Holy Shit We Made It 07.11.2022 2:17:08
It's our first birthday, and yes we expect gifts. 52 whole episodes later and Hunter still buys the stinger, Cass still has a massive ego, and Chase won't fucking peek. A lot may have changed in Valorant, but our skill level sure hasn't. Thanks for listening to over 100 hours of our shit. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 51: Who Wants to 5 Stack? 01.11.2022 1:39:33
Tournament mode finally coming out... if you live in Brazil. We don't so y'all have fun with that I guess. Cypher buffs coming down the pipe too? Our thoughts on what might be coming soon in the Valorant world, and why the Odin is a bullshit gun. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 50: "Your Eco is Weaker than your Ego" 25.10.2022 1:53:22
As Harbor is making more of a ripple than waves... and Pearl is still an instant lose for the DVP crew... we have plenty to bitch about. Despite some technical difficulties and losing the entire beer segment of the recording, we're still kicking and almost at 1 year of sucking ass at Valorant! Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 49: Harbor Making Waves 17.10.2022 2:23:38
Welllllllll...... here we go again talking about shit a week ago that we know a lot more about now. Think back to those days last week where all you had was a short teaser on Harbor and had NO idea what his abilities might be. Thank you, and enjoy our rambles. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 48: Tracker is Bad For Your Health 11.10.2022 2:03:33
A day late because I was too busy eating Thanksgiving dinner yesterday... But this week the boys discuss: How should the PBE be used? How much info is too much info in game? And what are our hopes for the next agent? Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 47: Low Econ and Liam 04.10.2022 2:07:31
Liam joins the pod as another guest from the Discord! So get in that shit and hop in voice chat sometime. Join the four of us as we talk about... things I totally remember from a week ago. Oh, something about things we hate? Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 46: BLOINDED 27.09.2022 1:48:15
That's what you aussie folks sound like. don't @ me. This week we pick up where we left off on the State of the Agents, talk about a lot of things that Cass can't dodge, and a new QOL(?) change coming up. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 45: Killjoy Turret Shenanigans 20.09.2022 1:34:37
A week late to the drama? Well... not when we recorded this a full week ago! We give our takes on the contentious ending to the XSET-FPX game, we talk about gaming chairs, we talk about agent stats, what more could you want? Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 44: Hunter is Mid 13.09.2022 2:19:54
The infamous Laagy returns to the podcast as Drunk Valorant's first repeat guest. Here to discuss the most scorching takes on mid-tier ults and give Illusive a Champions 2022 play-by-play. Plus a bunch of other shit I'm forgetting because I had a few sours during the recording. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 43: We Will Never See The Champions Trophy 06.09.2022 1:07:10
Partly because no org in their right mind would sign ANY of us... and partly cause I ain't ever getting 25 kills and top fragging... Don't think we can talk about a small feature on a single phantom skin for over an hour? Watch us. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 42: Team Comps and Tropical Drinks 30.08.2022 2:08:05
This episode we tackle the agents we WISH we could play, but probably won't pick up. It's hard to keep the boys on topic, and to keep Cass from spewing Operator propaganda, but regardless we pump out the CONTENT. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 41: Do I Make You Randyyy? Yeah 22.08.2022 2:01:50
Randyyy joins the podcast this week to discuss the collegiate Valorant scene and explain to a bunch of clueless people how college e-sports works. Plenty to talk about there before we launch into a contentious and much too long skin discussion, and wrap it up with some more Pearl. Go follow @Its_Randyyy18 and @OUEsports on Twitter Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/...
Ep 40: Sentinels Sign the Drunk Val Trio 16.08.2022 1:32:12
In a shocking move last week, Sentinels cut their entire valorant roster and signed the completely unknown TheSaladSauce, Illusive, and Hondyssey to lead their rebuild. Now its up to Cass, Chase, and Hunter to discuss what role they'd like to play on a pro team, and disagree on whether we are in the middle of a shift away from the star OPer meta. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddi...
Ep 39: Public Beta Males 09.08.2022 1:51:01
A whole ass episode about shit that's not even in the game... yet. The boys catch up on the PBE changes, mostly Chamber, but others too I guess. Plus a bonus discussion on why Split was removed instead of Bind. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
Ep 38: Subtweets and Retakes 02.08.2022 1:48:12
HOT controversy in the Valorant scene! So hot that Chase has no idea any of it has happened, but we'll catch you up on the drama and wild action going on in the world of Valorant, Apex, and... college football? Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast
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