Drunk Valorant

Fuck full shields, why are you spending 600 extra creds to be 1 tapped? Join the boys plus guest as they discuss shields, updated agent win rates, and recap VCT Champions group stage. No way NRG gets grouped right? RIGHT???? Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

We're back again this week with Hunter and Chase taking over the show for the first while. Talking new ways to queue into games, Chase's unwavering desire to win, and some more shit as we waited for Cass. Eventually we do get to talk gun stats for VCT and go over the Discord server's official map ranking. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantp...

On a podcast known for heated disagreement, is it possible that our bad takes align on something? We learn that Cass pretends that 1/3 of Icebox doesn't exist, Chase needs to break the Geneva Convention in order to survive Pearl, and Hunter has no interest in learning "the meaning of the word." Also we are treated to the grand reveal that really no one was looking forward to: what agen...

Blate45 and Cass were spewing some bullshit like that, idk I was a few beers in at that point and kind of lost the conversation. Pretty sure we also talked about how deadlock could be underrated and how Cass can't wait until Valorant Mobile is released. This podcast was a day late and a Hunter short, so excuse me if the audio sounds like ass. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: w...

Hunter destroys SHORTY nerds with FaCTs and LOgiC. But was he just the shorty nerd himself all along? Also Deadlock is a bit different than these idiots thought a couple weeks ago, so time to reevaluate the worst agent in the game. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Much like many of our "conversations" on this podcast, Deadlock is here to stay. Hope your cocooned in bed or crouched in a corner while listening so you can get the whole experience. Also TDM talk continues with some actual PBE experience. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

He should honestly just go back to playing COD if he loves it so much. This week we focus on the new team deathmatch, new maps, and all the (very little) info we have on that so far. Mostly just arguing about spawns though. Plus what is the most satisfying non-kill related thing in Valorant? Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

A classic late night pod session leads to Chase being too tired for Cass's shit. Thankfully Hunter is there to talk about what a re-release of Valorant might look like vis a vis CS2. Plus tier 2 gets a run down. Lots of 2s now that I think of it. Discord: https://discord.gg/n5eP3XxzuG Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

I wish, if anyone want's to pay for us to go to Masters Tokyo hmu. I'll give you a guest spot on the pod. Speaking of guest (or host now?) Blate45 is still here to talk about the shit they apparently didn't get to last podcast. The pro scene, Platchat watch out! Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

By forget, I mean I (Chase) did not appear in this episode and currently have no idea what they talked about. Probably some patch notes, weeb shit, maybe how PRX is gonna dominate with double duelist? idk. Blate45 is here again though so that's cool probably! Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Okay maybe don't quit... Jett is fuckin hard. But do you need to be good with your main's utility? Also the long debate on Phantom vs Vandal gets answered by Riot themselves... The Vandal is better at one taps. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Big Tony returns this week to recap his Fade journey last act, get SUPER specific on trading ults in the pro meta, and explore some ideas we have for new map gimmicks. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

The Drunk Valorant Podcast takes on the pro meta, IGLs, set plays, and still losing but in a coordinated fashion. A recap of how the first 3 Premier games have gone, Cass unsuccessfully trying to shit on Hunter, and all that shit you love to hear. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Fresh off an astounding 13-6 Premier loss, the boys bring on blate45 aka trebblehead, an ascendant who can solve all our shitty aim problems. But instead of that, we debate how to nerf Killjoy. Also we finally get to know how Hunter lived through the last act without uninstalling Valorant (Hint: it wasn't solo queuing Sova) Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/dru...

Tired of Tracker.gg telling you you suck ass when really you've top fragged your last 5 games and your team is dogshit? Hunter has the solution. Plus we round up the act of playing these godforsaken insta-locks with a recap and final thoughts of how much RR we lost. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Get to Gold with these 542 easy tricks! Or just play Reyna I guess. Also is Riot actively trying to block our vision in game? Or are people just dumb? That's a good one. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Riot bought some new fuzzy handcuffs... I mean restraints... I mean... Bind is back! That joke was a bigger stretch than the new entrance to B site. Also we talk more about our agent challenge. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Its time for a little State of the Agents. This week we discuss the current power of the agents, and how they should be changed. Riot take notes please... KJ, Sage, Harbor, whatever other random bullshit we talked about for 2 hours... it's important I promise. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

nice. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Its been a week of short 1-13 games, bottom fragging nightmares, and griefing all our team comps by instalocking... Welcome to the act of playing like complete dogshit. Tune in to hear how Cass is enjoying Op-crutch Cypher, Hunter is the Hunter, and Chase dies in the first .02 seconds of each round. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Not all Gekkos are created equal. Some dart across the floor, some sell you car insurance, and one in particular can plant the god damn spike for you. Hold on to your tail as we go through Riot's latest agent release, and be ready to 3-stack with your buddies Flo and the Allstate hands... Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

You've heard rumors, ramblings, the occasional shit talking, but the day has arrived. Bronzes rejoice and let the BMing begin, because Big "Utility in Hands" Tony is here to tell it how it is. No bullshit this episode, only pure unadulterated HOT takes. Enjoy. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

The boys are back where they belong, Hunter in Baltimore, Chase in Silver, and Cass, well Cass never left. This week we break down the agent changes to Raze and KJ, track down some "bugs" in the pro scene, and discuss how to make Yoru viable in the least amount of changes. Discord: https://discord.gg/efYJGJay4K Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/drunkvalorantpodcast

Hondyssey has made the long and treacherous journey out West. Battling United Airlines shitty service, overpriced plane whiskey, and fending off swarms of beavers on mooseback to reach the Great White North... or more like the great rainy westcoast... But he made it! Time to discover better beer, low ping to Oregon, and how long TheSaladSauce can talk in person. Make sure you're in the discord...

Grab your nearest jar of Vegemite, watch out for Drop Bears, and munch on a Tim Tam, cause Arctek is here from the land where women glow and men plunder! Without the aussie-hating Cass around to spoil the party, the rest of us discuss some of Arctek's latest agent ideas, a stinger meta that got spoiled by Riot WHILE we were recording the podcast, and plenty more. Discord: https://discord.gg/ef...