Will & Nelson

Double Deuce podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 554 episodes

Two guys living in the midwest giving you a lean 22 minutes of content so you can laugh and think, and then get on with your day. Email us at doubledeucepod@gmail.com

Author

Will & Nelson

Category

Comedy

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doubledeuce.libsyn.com

Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

482: You Get No Pants in Hell 26.01.2025

Hoo boy, Will and Nelson are recording in the same room, and even get some drop in guests: Ollie and Spicy Beef Gaus!    This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link: https://www.magicmind.com/DOUBLEJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance! The Notes: Will is in the flash! Law Dogs! Man's best lawyer! Magic Mind time! Spring jet tiger! The Borro...

481: Rubber Suit Wombling 22.01.2025

Special Wednesday bonus episode of the Deuce! This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link: https://www.magicmind.com/DOUBLEJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance! The Notes (which aren't great, sorry, Nelson was sleepy): Will wants to make the people feel good! Top 5 Ways Will Makes the People Feel Good! It's all in the eyes! A minefield of c...

480: Fast Molasses! 19.01.2025

Zooming in the early morning, feeling a little silly! This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link: https://www.magicmind.com/DOUBLEJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance! The Notes: The 4 cardinal directions of escaping from a heist! Nelson has a passion for heistery! Bon mots vs raisons d'être! Finger and a friend! The English love a plus on...

479: In Control of that Pole 12.01.2025

Afternoon delight! This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle with our link: https://www.magicmind.com/DOUBLEJAN #magicmind #mentalwealth #mentalperformance! The Notes: The Deuce forward! Matthew Perry update! Will freezes the internet with his brain but Nelson vamps so hard! Get yourselves some Magic Mind! The Midwest freezes while the west burns! British fires a...

478: Licking Smurfs 04.01.2025

Doing this a day early to get ahead of the impending ice storm and snowpocalypse! The Notes: Ice and snow are on the way! England likes it shallow and wet! We are the Riders on the Storm! Will makes it weird! Nelson's dental new year! One-man penicillin party! Matthew Perry! 55 vicodin a day! Flintstones chewable Vicodin! Christmas coma! Ollie drops in after licking smurfs! The sweat of a smurf is...

477: The Mayor of Pompadourtown 30.12.2024

Zoomed this one at 6:30am this morning, finishing less than an hour ago, so you got that fresh, hot Deuce. Nelson was stoned, Will was caffeinating, we were both sleepy, it was a wild ride. Enjoy! The Notes: It's the Love Deuce! The Holiday Taint! Everything inside you belongs to Rome! Oligarchy, I hardly know-la-gark he! The coming class war! A good way to make money without class war profiteerin...

475: Meat Crew, an Intimate Live Holiday Show! 23.12.2024

We got together this weekend upstairs at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence with some of our most dedicated friends: Amber Fraley, Courtney Shipley, and Allison Puderbaugh! Sorry if the sound quality dips at all during this recording, that's just the price one pays for not being at the live show in person! The Notes: Will was a freelance Grinch for the Tree People! Magic Mind! Hallmark style! Wil...

476: Fudge Lung 16.12.2024

Don't worry! You didn't miss episode 475! Scheduling has us dropping this a week early with our live episode 475 this Friday at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence (the recording of which will drop next Sunday)! As for this episode, the Notes: Podcast business! Elf murder! Cat profiling! There are no heroes in Frankenstein! The Jurassic Park / Real Genius Venn diagram! Will faces hard facebook tru...

474: Poopoo McGuffin vs the EAP 09.12.2024

The Notes: Sunday Night Party vs Monday Morning Party! Will's Mutual of Omaha therapy story! EAP! Why does Will hate whimsy!? I'm here to work, not to whimsy! Nelson's bad back is a Get Out of Move Free card. Will's HR rep at work is getting tired of his alcoholism! Will puts the fun in functional alcoholism! Ollie stops by to introduce us to Poopoo McGuffin! Poopoo McGuffin at Ellis Island! See u...

473: DecaDeuce vol 14: Happy Deucegiving, Pass the Stuffing! 01.12.2024

DecaDeuce 14!? Where have you been? We started this episode back in 2023, which is also when the last DecaDeuce dropped! What we're saying is, we know you've been hungry for it and here it is, ready to feed you at the most gluttonous time of year! Happy Thanksgiving! Let's intro it and get on with this damn thing! We couldn't record a new episode! But don't worry, we still have a new episode! It's...

472: Goin' Commando! 24.11.2024

Here we are to guide you into the holiday week! The Notes: Will should have rapped! The kids love rap, and if the 80's and 90's taught us nothing else, they really love middle-aged white guys doing an educational rap! We got our Magic Mind re-upped! Will plays sleepy time chicken with a sleep elixir! Punched in the face with lemon, but in a good way! Rest assured, we have some red lines! Will love...

471: Fudgy Bottom 18.11.2024

Doing this one in the early morning! Will's waking up, Nelson's getting ready for bed, but we're still bringing the heat! The Notes: Morning Deuce! Special guest Ollie! We hear from the youth! Fudgy Bottom! Ice cream cone for breakfast! The ol' double fudgy bottom! Confectionary crime! 911 is a joke in Fudgy Bottom! Toolbox chat! This one's for the dads! Toolbox of Love! Pocket nails and screws! O...

470: Always a Good Time for Gravy 11.11.2024

Getting' our Sunday night zoom on! The Notes: Make sure not to miss our live show on 12/20! Just like our pubes! Drive the same kind of car a witch drives! Can't fly a broom in the rain! Sports Corner! The ultimate NWSL championship match is so close to happening we can taste it! Po-ta-toes! Don't put all your eggs in one potato basket! Diversify your food portfolio, Seamus! We need an Ireland exp...

469: Happy Deuce-iversary (9 Deuce-y Years)! 03.11.2024

Post-Halloween zoom! The Notes: Episode 469 (nice)! The sexiest episode! Come get your holiday live show on, 12/20 at Blade & Timber! Applebee's continues to pay the price for crossing us! Happy 9 years of Deucing (11/1/2015 to 11/3/2024)! Stop putting your fingers on your mother's balls! We are pro-big hat and anti-choker, we don't try to hide from the issues here! A little quick election talk! Q...

468: Watermelon Boobs and French Goodbyes 27.10.2024

Lazy afternoon zooming. The Notes: Ollie is here! Will is Waldo, but he's too old to hide! Your boobs, two awesome watermelons! Live Holiday Show, Friday 12/20, 7pm, at Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Are we bad at business!? So salty! Whip creaming your goats! Remember kids, always ask the petting zoo for permission first! Serial killers, they're just like us! Haley Joel Osment Corner! We help wi...

467: Sexy Pans & Dustbowl Dreams 21.10.2024

Late, post-WNBA championship zoom! The Notes: We are dream stars! Fight or flight, or fawn, or fetal!? Vulnerable steel! Nelson's sexy new pan! Is a cast iron skillet sexy, yea or nay!? The pan that built America! Will's Dustbowl spank bank! Will vs Tom Joad! Will's slow motion Dustbowl death! Drunk director vs tree! John Steinbeck would have been sad! Talkin' about that spaghetti! Pasta porn! Dus...

466: Less Dead Germans 13.10.2024

2 zooms in one night bad notes time! The Notes: Will is a box wino! Will is the famed snake hunter of Terre Haute! Nelson's dad was a snake-wranglin man! Does your zombie apocalypse squad need a playwright!? Independence Day 2 is not great, man! How do you let President Lone Star go out like a bitch!? Will's attempts at nerd fellowship are thwarted! The dangers of short term memory issues in a fan...

465: Are you a Billy or a Jimmy? 07.10.2024

Football season zooming! The Notes: Nelson is distracted! Nelson is in a Cowboys-themed hell of his own devising! Put the jetpack dancers in the Superbowl halftime show, you cowards! Double Dragon was based on a true story! Is your management style more Billy or Jimmy!? Will's yoga misconceptions! Top 5 Worst Animals to Put Leg Warmers On! Amateur enthusiast zookeepers! One thing about Nelson is h...

464: The Last Hot Dino Summer 29.09.2024

Recorded this right after the last one, 2 in one night, so the notes aren't great. You know the drill. The Notes: Top 5 September 29th Occurrences! The Last Hot Dino Summer! Will likes a wet dino! That's a bad dino pool party! The workbooks are coming, we swear! Will also likes a wet He-man! What does He-Man smell like!? We're writing He-man erotica! Don't roll full stank out in the world! Contact...

463: Danger Turducken 22.09.2024

Getting a little weird on the zoom. The Notes: Nelson doesn't have leather driving gloves! The stressful world of high society heisting is not a place for romance! Who's trying to be out there heisting in a Star War!? Danger Turducken! D&D DM's advice for love and lovemaking! Why doesn't anyone ask Will for lovemaking tips? Will's Top 5 Lovemaking Tips! Hollywood movie magic! Nelson was in a coupl...

462: The Vanilla Fella & the ol' Double Brown 16.09.2024

Long football Sunday zoom. The Notes: Our love for you runs all year long! Desi Arnaz, drummer vs Desi Arnaz, husband! The 'ol double brown! What can double brown do for you! He was a vanilla fella! Romance is impossible when you're sloughing! Will's sloughing face is a horror to behold, listeners! No matter what you're sloughing, the face remains the same! Will's Top 5 Wars He Doesn't Want to Fig...

461: A Gentleman of the Sea 09.09.2024

Opening Sunday of football zoom! The Notes (I'll level with you, they're not great): Will's struggle vs the episode numbers continues! Will calls out his mother's frugality! Lil' dainty bags of tea you steep! I just rawdogged my tea (oh my, oh me)! Nelson messes with Texas! We're talking Rings of Power season 2 (we say just skip ahead a little if you don't want spoilers, but honestly just get caug...

460: The 7 Things that Killed Ernest Hemingway 02.09.2024

Doing that 2 episodes in one afternoon thing, which means these notes ain't great. The Notes: It's still personal! 2 Double Deuce 2 Bsement! #WillsWorstAnalogy! Hashtag editing! Everything that killed Ernest Hemingway! Will saw a show (with a personal connection)! What we're watching! Will is watching Kevin Can Fuck Himself! Ollie turned 9 last week and drops in with an important message for liste...

459: The Crumbly Whats-Its Epidemic 26.08.2024

Back in person after all that zooming! The Notes: This time it's personal (in person)! Coming at you live from Will's basement! Ollie got Star Wars Legos for his birthday! Back in our day, Star Wars toys were a subsistence economy! Will's VR Lawrence report! Will is an elven assassin! False assassin advertising! Will's got that deer urine on him! Will is making it awkward! Nelson is Mr. Handsome!...

458: Faded Love and Stolen Ham 19.08.2024

Zooming it out with special drop in by Ollie! The Notes: Ollie brings us in! Ollie has been licking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles again! Robert Plant's Road Less Traveled! More power please! Favorite poems! Faded love and stolen hams! Nerd poetry! Love is complicated, like Pathfinder! Them plusses get plussier! Plussy vs Ferguson! We watched some movies! Will watched Alien: Romulus! Where were the...

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