Double Deuce podcast

The Notes: Loving you like you want to be loved! What's Nelson's love language? Tacos! Tacos is a good language! All corn is wet sometimes! The secrets Nelson and Jesus keep! The holy trinity and omnipresence of the almighty means the song "I Think We're Alone Now" can't be about Jesus! Have you cuddled your Nelson today!? Nitty gritty cuddling! Will's love language is hand stuff! Will premieres h...

The Notes: Will is phlegmy today! Will's Tom Waits impression is way too jowly! Nelson's cat is desperate for attention! Shitty Deal Puppets at KC Fringe next week, see shttydeal.com for show dates/times! A free ticket to heaven and ears full of joy! Nelson's exhaustive exploration of Biff from Back to the Future! Is original movie Marty McFly a Mary Sue!? Looking for a young Marty McFly! The secr...

Interstate zoomin'! The Notes: Will is living in the Colorado future past! Will's been dancing with the temporal devil in the pale moon-time! The eastern Colorado buffer protecting the mountains from Kansas. Midwest DMZ! It's all prisons and bible radio! Wistful Colorado remembrances! Ryder-or-Die! Ghost town voting rights! Oyster problems and beer flight dreams! Steampunk Conroy's! Oysters v Oyst...

Zoomed last week, second episode in the session bad notes disclaimer! The Notes: Happy Birthday, Will! It's Will's birthday, here come the submarines! Bear dick corner! Canonically, that's Paddington in the Revenant! Will is shocked to learn Paddington has done time! The only panacea to the prison industrial complex is Paddington! Felony pop-up book theft is no joke! The Soviet socialist undertone...

The Notes: Will's mom is stalking him, but the police refuse to act! The dwarves know us as Deucedoublin! If you don't hashtag, Nelson will die! The Peter Pan performance where nobody clapped! Tinkerbell on the Challenger! This was your fault, kids, not NASA! We did it, we solved racism! Diff'rent Strokes to Obama to us! Judy Blume's snake cult! Ramona Quimby was one of the Manson women! Why you s...

Father's Day zoom! Happy day, Dads! The Notes: Nelson's cat is learning! Will has a new theory! Even for Topeka, that would be wild! Will's trying too hard to prove time travel! Tiny motorcycle salesman or tiny motorcycle salesman!? Nelson has several red lines re: public bathroom sexuality! Air Bud time travel clearly exists (there's no rule that says a dog can't travel through time)! Does Sarah...

Live Episode 500, the Penultimate Live Show, from the upstairs at Sinkers Lounge & Blade and Timber in Lawrence, Kansas! With a cavalcade of guests: Jason Keezer, Chelsea, Jacqueline Grunau, Librarian Lauren, Loren Saunders (we got double Laorens!), Shawn Franklin, Brian Moss, David, and Jeanne Averill! The Notes: Happy Pride! Jaq is working the bar! Jason Keezer's 30-year Christmas break! Will's...

Doing an early morning zoom on Nelson's Birthday! The Notes: Nelson takes the opportunity to back Will up! You're not crazy, episode 501 came out before 500, which is recording live this Saturday night and will be out next Sunday! Happy birthday Nelson! Will woke up grumpy! Will's dream of a grumpy old man on the bus talking crazy! The eternal battle between face cannibalism and violins! Will is T...

Silly, in-person, post-D&D session recording! The Notes ain't great, but they remain The Notes: 8 days of Deuce! The live show and the episode number do-si-do (Episode 501 will drop next week with the Live 500 in 2 weeks, back to the regular schedule after that)! Our future Live Episode 525 will also be Will's album release party! Will accidentally goes to a Porky's! What would Will go to hell for...

Sunday night zooming, baby, here to fight them scaries and make your Mondays shine! The Notes: See us live in 2 weeks on Saturday, June 7th, 8pm at Blade & Timber in Lawrence, KS! Lots of stuff to do in June including both our birthdays! See us in Massholes 2 weeks later, Saturday, June 20th, 8pm, at Maceli's in Lawrence, KS! Nelson & Keezer are the Lincoln and Douglas of local comedy politics! Ke...

Sunday night post-nap zoom, shout out to the Moms! The Notes: Live show coming, tiny schedule shift, Saturday June 7th at the Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Why does your underage protagonist have to flash ween at an underage ghost to move your plot forward!? The moaning is the problem! The animal nudity spectrum! Wearing Megadeth jams at the Hoe-down! I don't got a horse license! Doc Brown misse...

Sunday afternoon Zoomies! The Notes: Live Show coming! Nelson is really good at putting things in people's mouths! Even this expert is stumped! Chyron talk! Charon, terrifying 3-headed guardian of the underworld [editor's note: yes, we accidentally confused Charon and Cerberus, oops]! Karen, terrifying 3-headed guardian of the suburbs! You only see one head, but you can hear all three! Nelson's 2...

Second live recording in a row, the one after the 4/20 episode, and Nelson was really stoned and took super bad notes. So, honestly, here's all we got. The Notes: Crackin' a fresh one! Cobbler Talk! Robots rights are workers rights! Instead of helping you play NES, he helps you do lines! Myrtle Beach, baby! That's all, baby! I wanted to try to listen and get you more, but I had some computer troub...

We're recording in person and celebrating the holidays! The Notes: The familial connections to the Deuce! We're the official podcast of the Bill & Ted Utopia! Live Show coming up! [Editor's Note: we have since recording learned the Live Episode 500 recording will be on Friday night, June 6th, at Blade & Timber in downtown LFK!] A trivia question for the listeners that will grant a prize at the Liv...

Sunday evening zoomies! The Notes: Will says we're "jiggling the nuts of 500!" Live Show coming, show date ASAP (later May, but not Memorial weekend, or early June)! Whispers of the post-525! Will's new job! Will's keeping a tight pattern on his target, life-wise! Will & Ollie saw the Minecraft movie! Ollie's Minecraft movie review! Having fun without making a low-wage worker suffer! Victor Contin...

It's way early in the morning and we're zooming this thing. The Notes: Jock Jams for your Aunt Pams!  Are we ready for this!? That's why it's a good song! Remember college!? English majors have to go to English classes! The two oldest professors in the English Department! Nelson vs Hans Moleman! Full disclosure: Nelson is real high right now! Will's Adventures in Sociology! Will's adventures in ge...

The Notes: It won't be a great tribulation, more of a mid tribulation! The ol' Mid Trib! Will gets into the toasted sub discourse! The timing is suspect! There are rules and regulations to the toasting! Like many things these days, it's a complicated issue with many shades of grey, this sandwich toasting! Do not go breaded into that good night! Will got got by the hot tuna! How to torture a Britis...

Sunday evening second episode in person recording with special guests Courtney Shipley and Ollie! Oh my! The Notes: We've traveled through time to do it with you! Ollie is Spicy Beef Gaus's new intern! Cockfighting and basement stripping, not on our watch! Cleansing basements, legally and spiritually! Basketball Corner! Nelson has struck a balance between love and practicality! What famous general...

Sunday evening in person recording with special guests Courtney Shipley and Ollie! The Notes: Panicked calculator boobs! Inside baseball podcast accusations! Our moms! Nelson is trapped by a rogue Mom Corner! This is a Mom Podcast now! 1989 Cold War kids! The Force is at work in this basement! Hollywood's Paul Crash! John Crash was Paul Crash's dad! Severance is amazing! Gooooooooons! Spoons McGee...

Saturday evening zoom sesh! The Notes: 5 Things you want from your juice! We only meet 50% of your juice needs! Nelson can market the shit out of some juice! Hit us up, Big Juice! Get ready, we'll be announcing our big 500th episode live show SOON! We can't help you with time! Will knows a lot about time! Radioactive time! Will accuses Nelson of having flies in his eyes! We get middle-aged white g...

The Notes: Early morning zoom means Will and Nelson are 2 ships passing in the morning-night! It's all marriages, man! Marriage Gravy! Will is basement pooping, don't let him change the subject! Colonoscopy interview! Will's dual colonoscopy euthanasia machine! Will would have us choose between forced euthanasia and a shocking rise in colon cancer! Will's Choice is a Double-Reverse Sophie's Choice...

The Notes: We're making people happy! Egg does not belong on faces! Will is ignorant of proper egg production and delivery practices! Willy Nilly vs Milli Vanilli! Bob Dylan doesn't like wearing shirts! One Kravitz = 2 Milli Vanillis! Milli Vanillis vs Millis Vanilli! Audience participation section! Trimming out the devil! Will's got a guy! Do you want a haircut or do you want a conspiracy theory!...

Together in person! Huzzah! The notes aren't great cause we'd had a few, but rest assured the show is great! The Notes: Good guesses vs good friends! The lore of Man Upstage Holding Wrench! Rent your own Man Upstage Holding Wrench! Will is out of the beard cult! Q's & A's! Fuzzy repercussions! We need more information on the parameters of this shrimp fight! Rock 'em Sock 'em Shrimp! The shrimp tru...

Are you ready for listening to guys kind of talking about some football!? The Notes: Oliver is a boy who lived! It feels like Harry Potter should have been more into Nirvana! A little bit of what we're watching (Severance, Paradise, A Man on the Inside)! Hyphens are important when it comes to asses! A call for Q's we can A! Social media cesspool! Finally, we talk about football! Game preview! The...

Will and Nelson in the morning! The Notes: Early morning weirdness! Nelson's impeccable hair! Fascist oligarchy! Our British friends are nervous! Twitter's lingering uses! Nelson on Mars! The void! Jumping and going wheeeee! Old man reminiscing about Radio Shack! It's all computers these days! Mario and Luigi! Enough of the Luigi slander! Mario and Luigi vs Laurel and Hardy! Hardy in spirit, not i...