Double Deuce podcast

Don't worry about 'ol episode 555, it's in the future-past as our Live Show on Saturday, July 18th at Sinker's Lounge in downtown Lawrence! Post-Soccer zoom! The Notes: Will is violent and effeminate! Sports Soccer Corner (kinda sprinkled throughout, really)! Don't bring your weak Ducks knowledge in this house! Young Guns was the coach! The step-coach who step-coached up! Where have you gone, Emil...

The elusive afternoon zoom! The Notes: It's the Strange Brew episode! Live show episode time travel nonsense (see us live on 7/11)! Will's Colorado vacation! High altitude drinking is a hell of a drug! Choo choo, woo woo, what!? Will's Shakespeare show! The giddy high of a completed script! It's the Aaaaa!!! of times! Soccer, soccer, soccer! Casablanca dropped the chicken ball! Come on down to the...

Double Dr. Who nonsense morning zoom with a clarifying intro by Nelson! The Notes: Live show coming up, venue coming soon! Transformers remains Nelson's Vietnam! Will wants to be a community leader! Will is looking to hire out of town muscle! There are no threats, there are only thinly-veiled opportunities! This one goes out to all the feral kids! Lord of the Flies, which team are you on!? The ver...

Early morning silly zoom! The Notes: Nelson's grapes! No more squishy wetness! Nelson is a grape martyr! Nelson is keeping it crisp! CRISP! Hit us up, grapes! Do you have a murder room!? Live show coming! A murder-free evening in July! We're a murder podcast now! CPA erotic tax secrets! Fuck 'em in February, Mail 'em in March! Allegedly, Allegedly, Allegedly! That baby smokes cigars like Spicy Bee...

Lazy thunderstormy Sunday zoom. Bad notes. Ain't no surprise. The Notes: Will explains the podcast's ethos! Nelson's secret room! Congress says fuck going paperless! What's your favorite tank!? Nelson's middle-aged white guy credentials are called into question! Who is your grandpa, and who did he kill in the war!? Why aren't you better at killing us Italy!? Will's grandpa was a fan of the Brits!...

The Notes: Live Show coming! Episode 555 (Oops All 5's) Live on 7/11, more details coming soon as the search for our next live home continues! Experts (Stange) say Will's song of the summer, Mau Dib (Dune End Credits Rap), "slaps!" The legend of Chris Maloney, which, like Will's hip hop renaissance, is on the Patreon! Mattress and a wheelchair! Sports Corner! Go KU Baseball! Swept the Regionals th...

Sorry for the holiday delay, but it's an in-person recording instead of a zoom! The Notes: Children of the Cornohol! Step into a cornhole! Will released the song of the summer (this summer, 2024, or any summer from 1984 to 2000)! Oh those Robot Wars! Roombas with guns! How the crack epidemic informed The Lost Boys! Stand By the Lost Boys! Will has a question for the ladies! Lost Boyz n the Hood! P...

The Notes: We're a relentless podcast machine! Will did the Dave & Busters research! Live episode 555 (oops all 5's!) on 7/11! Just like a European penis (white and slippery)! Eat a tin of dicks packed in oil! America's Next Top Sea Captain! Just like Quint from Jaws! Bring your own fives! Will Goes to Panera Too Much Corner! Will is like a bagel! Will is PH-balanced for Go Time! Russell Brand wil...

Early morning Deuce and Nelson's in his bowls! The Notes: Intro take 2! Accidental Cosby! Next Live Show, Episode 555 (oops all 5's!), on 7/11! Mark your calendars! The numbers got Nelson again! Spolier alert for A Beautiful Mind! Russell Crowe, and Australians in general! Getting drunk in a swamp with Australians! Sleep issues! O Pioneers, but it's us this time! Averill Family Drama Corner! Happy...

Sorry for the delay, we had a last-minute morning zoom and Nelson's back was hurting too much to get things finished right away, but we're here now! The Notes: Good morning! Morning episode vibes! The ubiquitous chicken truck! How do they ship chickens these days!? Will's Nelson impression is Gil from the Simpsons! Will's wife Jaq has chicken knowledge and outside pork opinions, but Will says do y...

Zooming amidst the tornados! The Notes: It's tornado weather in Kansas again! Never bring a squid to a cockfight! Cock representation! Squid v Rooster tale of the tape! Elderly gladiators! Let them go out on their own terms (let them fight)! Is this Will's best idea!? Will's Top 5 Ideas! Pro-biotic hotdogs! Hotdog butter! What's more lickable!? #DDLickable! War rematches! You'll do more atrocities...

Corners, corners, corners! The Notes: British Accents Corner! What We're Watching Corner! Sports Corner! Civic Engagement Corner! Wisconsin Wrap-Up Corner! Cheese Corner! Kids in the NBA Corner! #DDSportsSituation! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter, Instagram, Threads: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeuceP...

Sunday night zoomin'. The Notes: Acting Corner! Warm ups v beers! Stay warm so you don't got to get warm! The time-honored tradition of drunk acting! Irene Ryan! Happy Hour Corner! Bite radius, baby! No genocide, please! They were so starved, even we were appetizing! Double Deuce Pod: Nourishment in a Storm! Any pizza in a storm! Teasing the Deuce! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeuc...

So sorry for the delay in release! There were sleep problems, back problems, water problems, internet problems, etc, etc, etc. But, we're still here! Also, a cat vomited on the meager notes, leaving us note-less. What little we've got, here you go! The Notes: Koala admen! The only tang astronauts like is poontang! Mustard Tim vs Vinegarette Tim! Mustard Tim has no secrets from us! Los glizzantes!...

The Notes: The Mustard Bros are back in town! This episode is basically a quick recounting of the trip we took with our lawyer Spicy Beef Gaus / bandleader Matt Gaus to Wisconsin, featuring the Mustard Museum, the House on the Rock, the Village Green, and more! We also tease the story of us being heroes, but you'll have to hit the patreon to get that tale! Also, in a quick Sports Corner, we celebr...

We're in Wisconsin! But last week we were in Lawrence, recording this episode! Don't remember a lick of it, so I'll leave you to the notes which, regrettably, were notes for a second in-person episode in a row and therefore they're a mixed bag, baby. The Notes: The snow bothers Will anyway, like Elsie in that movie! All Will's hills are weird! Any hill's a good place to die, at least there's a vie...

Despite god's greatest technical challenges being given to us, their humblest champions, we have persevered! The Notes: I don't even remember how we started cause now there's a man talking about greenhouse gases somewhere on Will's computer and he found a good hiding spot! Will silenced Ben Shapiro! Does Will masturbate to science videos or to Ben Shapiro, because it's obviously one of the two! Sp...

The Notes: Get out of our dreams, get off of our lawns, and get into our car! We recorded this while driving back from KC after a successful afternoon of business (there was an eensy bit of gunrunning)! The good news is we were together in person! The bad news is Nelson was holding the mic and couldn't take notes, so what's coming next is a wonderful mystery! All we know is these kids don't know h...

In person recording, hells yeah! The Notes: Will swallows his own soul! 5 HR Secrets! Stop talking about oral all the time! HR breeding program to produce one of them desert Chalamets! Dune is a cautionary tale about middle management! Chalamet lives on the Cocoon planet! Nelson's quest for the mythical Young Brimley! Brimsley v Brimley! Chubby grandpas packing heat! Lost in the Brimley weeds! Do...

Deuce zoomin in the late-night hour! The Notes: We predate the dark times! We're like a pleasant dream before awakening to a shocking reality! How many Brontes!? Why these heights got to wuther so much!? Pining for the lower middle heights! How many Brontes!? Don Bronte! Janice Bronte vs Janyce Bronte! Club Crackers contain the sum of human yumminess! The Sum of Human Yumminess (dir. Ang Lee)! Tak...

In person, with special appearance by Ollie! The Notes: Metaphorical divorce! We're healing souls! Hearts vs feathers! Ancient aliens! The threat of Auman! Will's Top 5 Questions! 1) creamer vs stuffer!? 2) What's the deal with that big turn!? 3) Bad time-assassins!? What's the deal with the mill levy!? (asked & answered!) 5) Why did you hurt me!? The healing power of passive aggression! Hell yeah...

The Notes: Will walks it in! We're together, in person, and outside! Pom Corner! My Town's Gone Crazy in the News Corner! Window masturbation! British innuendo! Breaking into Munchers! Norwich is experiencing criminal horniness! Private masturbation is still a ticket-able offense (offence) in England! The BBC is the Victoria's Secret catalog of England! Will's British TV masturbation rankings! Sup...

The Notes: Near, here, and in your ear! Will was at our old stomping grounds! By not being alive for 9/11, these kids aren't remembering 9/11, and so the terrorists have won! Teen prostitutes singing Journey! Western Kansas doesn't allow kissing! Nelson's lost straightjacket! Are you gonna go our way!? That dang old Dracula! Opium dens! Time travel checklist: 1) kill Hitler, 2) go to an opium den!...

The Notes: We've got a 3-body problem right out the gate! Dead, barren, or exploded! Speaking of explosions! There's nothing you can do about an explosion, kids! Now Will has a rocket launcher, ho ho ho! Will is a real 'splode hobo! Video Game Corner! Nelson's got big 'ol storage! Here's 50 machine guns, don't call me! It's 3pm on a Wednesday, which means the haberdasher is in church! Fletch Corne...

The Notes: Will sinks our wagon train right out of the gate! Fording the river of podcast consent! The lies we've been told re: sucking! Snake bite corner! Herpetologist vs herpestologist! Will is enthusiastic about herpes! Herpes is a bad brand partner! STDs are the wrong time to practice self-diagnosis! Oops, it's not herpes! What we're watching! New Game of Thrones, Tehran, and Night Manager! F...