Double Deuce podcast

The Notes: Oh guys, it's a new year and the notes are getting worse! Here's the little we got! Will is getting into Buddhism and/or ancient aliens! Chasing perfection! I'm the wisest one *tee hee*! Ancient History Corner! Dogs and cats, living with people, mass hysteria! Sea people got no reason! The evolution, much like the revolution, is still coming! You're under no obligation to absorb any of...

New year, new (old) Deuce! The Notes: Look, the holidays are limping into their chill, winter's grave, and they took the notes with them. This episode is a bus, man. You get on, and you don't know where you're gonna end up, but you do know it'll be somewhere different. Kinda like Forrest Gump, but with buses. We get into it, just listen. As for what sparse, gasping attempts at notes we did collect...

The Notes: Will is getting down with the sickness! Disease: The Movie! Monkeys where there shouldn't be monkeys! Being from the future is no excuse to be a creep! #169 in Nigeria (nice)! Nelson's seminar on traveling back in time! Not enough time travelers prep their pop culture analogies! It's a real Time Cop meets Harry and the Hendersons situation! Time travelers and the people in the past they...

So sorry for the delay! Holidays are crazy! But oh-my-my, she's worth the wait! We're here now: Will is just waking up, Nelson is stoned, we're ready to celebrate the holidays with you, and maybe most importantly give you something to listen to while heading to your festive family destinations! The Notes: Astrophysics! Will is concerned by the Anti-Bang! Mornings are not for science! We need a spe...

The Notes: Will's musical endeavors have evolved yet again! "We like this one," say wife and son! The gap, and the minding of it! In America, the gap minds you! Space age 70's technology! Nelson is the one without hope this time! AIDS is back and better than ever! Middle class Bob Cratchit! Sports Corner! Are you ready for some football (talk)!? Barring executive level bribery, Will's team has bee...

527: Quarter-Kravitzing   The Notes: We're here for the children! Important context for our proclamation concerning children! Our stalwart legal ally and bulwark against accountability, Spicy Beef Gaus aka Beefyboy, esq.! Sexy facts! Nelson knows a lawyer is just an adman with more rules! Will was a Bad Santa! Will's hubris drove him to try Rikering a couch! Only Picard's office had a high-back ch...

The Notes: It was the second recording in person and in a row, so these notes are not good! We were still celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday, though, and still have guests! Amber Fraley, Skye Maus, Ed Parker, and Ollie! Here's those bad notes: The silence! Simon & Garfunkel & salad! Top law dog! The old judicial switcheroo! Gideon's Trumpet 2: Double Jeopardy! The trombone did it! Voyage of the...

The Notes: Amber Fraley, Skye Maus, and Ed Parker are here to ring in the holiday week! Vow of silence! Voices carry! The talk police! Talking jingoism blues! The upside is you get Thanksgiving! Stuffing is bread pudding that fucks! Skeletor with AIDS! The oldest fucker here! Navy, the party military branch! Our long war against scurvy! The funnest guy running the reactor! The podcast special rela...

The Notes: Mouths vs ears! This podcast is not for eating! Favorite German! Mad King vs Kramer vs Kramer! The impenetrable text that is Superman 3! Will's book is out now and available at The Raven! Nelson's keeping his brain high and tight! The touche was implied! This doorknob isn't hot from fire, it's hot from masturbation! The New Coke of eugenics! Is long division still a thing!? That way lie...

The Notes: Nelson's mic is a traitor! Little Guy Button vs Big Guy Button! Will is skipping the life tutorial! Where school does and doesn't fail us! Nelson has nothing personal against Mrs. Dalloway! Hamster coma! Keeping up with the sandwiches! Potatoes and grain in a Predator-style, flexing hand-clasp! Teachers, bookmark this episode! No respect for cabbage! Will is a cabbage apologist! Cabbage...

Post football zoomies. The Notes: Will's wife, Jaq, is a known fibber! Who wants to marry us!? Negotiations are open for Will's hand! More jousting, please! No time to joust, Doctor Jones! The fine print of getting the grail out of that cave! Billy Mills! What we're watching, kind of! Beats and vibes! 90's – 00's disaster movies! What if  everything was on fire!? Can you handle it, grandpa!? Go to...

The Notes: It's an ear podcast! Heraldry! Them Weapons is streaming! You're getting 2 bad cops! Metaphorical cops! Lawrence is a lot like the movie Backdraft! Kurt Russell is our fire department now! Firefighters are the cool cousins of cops! Will's Top 5 Things to Make You Prettier! Emulating the European penis! That's why Steve Jobs wore turtlenecks and was a huge dick! The German Episode! The r...

The Notes: Will's in an Ogden Nash vibe today! Giving back to the community for the love of the game! Just playing the hits! Will's mother was a cello and his father was a French horn! The micropenis of the orchestral set! At knifepoint, Nelson would choose the oboe! Old-timey music lawyer! You'll never be Spicy Beef Gaus, you'll never even match him! Terrifying hypothetical final form! Like Galad...

The Notes: Notes are a little squigdgey this time but it's cool, because time is a constant, and so you've already heard the episode, and these notes aren't a preview of what's to come, but merely a charming reminder of what you've already experienced, are currently experiencing, and will always experience! Anyhoo, Notes: Extreme focus! Your mom is having an affair! You probably didn't want to fin...

The Notes: The Deuce continues to double! Scientists are baffled, and they are afraid! Suns, how do they work!? Less-Fewer Blindness! Will slept with less and murdered fewer! Honey-trapped by a grammar prostitute! The British pronunciation of kaleidoscope! Would Will not play ball, or did he play entirely too much ball!? Will doesn't have enough balls! Hip deep in disgrace! Nelson specifies the re...

The Notes: We're doing a job! Football talk! I thought that town smelled bad  on the outside ! Old-timey baseball in old-timey England! National Lactation Day! The traditional relays! It's like a Japanese gameshow! Smaller roads and more assholes! The Great American Meat Pie! No more than 20% bat meat! Keep it gooey in there! Mustard up our fudge! German mole'! Germany's not exactly batting 1.000...

The Notes: We're a day late, but a pound strong! Coming up on a decade! The Applebee's Experience! Helping the Brits feel at home by taking them to Medieval Times! There's always more food! Will wants to chase some gator tail! Nelson reps Captain Jack's! Crab knuckles, yum! Seeing Star Trek IV with a coke dealer! Bring back expository tour guide scenes or the terrorists win! Happy birthday, Chad!...

The Notes: Prepare your ears! All ears welcome! Quick Sports Corner! Go to Will's panel this Saturday, 2pm, at Washburn! Get ready for Will's book events the first 2 Tuesdays in November! History of the MacArthur Genius Grant! Icing on the genius cake! Alfred "Dy-no-mite!" Nobel! Nelson is the Power Forward, Will is the Goalie! Come party with the Deuce! Insufferable nerd stuff! Will was Long Walk...

The Notes: See you in the gulags! A gulag with a view! Ours will be the most fun gulag! Modern day Hogan's Heroes! One Crazy Gulag! Celebrity gulag pals! We need a Lane Dobbler in our gulag! Filling up our gulag team! Our gulag vs the rich kids' gulag next door! The Inter-Gulag Games! There aren't enough boat movies these days! Will vs the Gruffalo! Philip vs Boris! Will loves getting slapped by l...

The Notes: Morning Deuce! Nelson is getting things done today! Will plugs it up! Will's Wasteland book is coming soon! Nelson's money is all tied up in prospecting! I can set you up with a gold tooth guy! Subscription has its advantages! Samuel L Jackson is looking out for us! Will is looking to get his nut! Will has Samuel L Jackson's nuts in his mouth! See Will at the Kansas Book Festival on Sat...

The Notes: Coach vibes! Are we coaches, or are we umpires!? Little Timmy's birthday! Little Timmy's Dark Backstory! Little Timmy's nazi birthday party! Somebody's starting to sound like one of Little Timmy's birthday guests! Will finished his time machine! Nelson isn't a time machine doctor! The goal is bad science! Wilford Brimley vs Morgan Freeman! Our impeccable Wilford Brimley impressions! Hal...

The Notes: Cleaning your ears with joy! The 3 Worst Times to Fall Asleep! Fame, do we want to live forever!? Family, or new, undiscovered islands!? You're their immortal great-great-grandpa, they have to invite you to the cookout! The trip-me-ups and pitfalls of immortality! Bill Shavehole! Good advice for mortal and immortal alike! Kids, always have a clean, new identity on you! Once again we spi...

The Notes: It may be too late to go out, but not to podcast (we're old)! Will's Lawrence Wasteland poem book with illustrations by Kent Smith is out this fall is coming soon! The perfect holiday gift for Lawrence lovers! Nelson uses his powers for good! Will accuses Nelson's net of excess width! Library of Congress! Bottoms Update! Our Bottoms Expert, Loren Saunders, shared valuable intel and we s...

The Notes: Guard dog on duty! Don't use your love to kill, dog! Falling down is bad business! We mortals are but shadows and dust! Cops do be legally lying, though! ACAB includes stripper cops! Nelson's complicated medical licensing! He's the peoples' podcaster, and the peoples' doctor! Things that piss Will off! The fine art of festival reviewing, managing expectations, and not being a dick! The...

Sorry again for the delay! The Notes: Monday night post-D&D session recording! Bad microphone etiquette! Nelson's got sound skills! Happys Gilmore! 90's comedy revival! A possible New Year's Eve live show!? Will is a 6-hour time traveler! Unaccompanied minors! The bag of fun! Airplane food – it's so good! The old 2 dinner airplane trick! Rumbling those internal tectonic plates! Will needs an aisle...