Double Deuce podcast

Zooming with Ollie! The Notes: Boy zoomies! Burger trains! Don't be afraid of salt, Fritz! New car Sunday! Mo new car mo problems! Nelson's brain is rebooting! Questions with Ollie! The real cause of the Great War! The answer to most questions is Will's mom! Orthodontics in your 40's is living the dream! Ex-Mayor radio! We have a potential future guest! Hot dates with bears (animal)! How to initia...

Zooming it. Nelson wasn't feeling great, so sorry for the lackluster notes. The Lackluster Notes: It's Olympics time! Will's college apartment was like the Olympics! Will likes to poke around in those brains! You don't want those balls on you! We like a good ball smack! Will is our House of the Dragon correspondent! What are we watching! Thoughts on the new Time Bandits! Will is trapped by constru...

Too hot not to zoom! The Notes: Mysterious, misty, mid-450's! How the goblins go! Jesus never killed a balrog! Summer Curling 2: Electric Boogaloo! You can buy anything down on Electric Avenue! Electric Avenue is a young man's game! Will's ex-wife didn't appreciate German prostitutes! Nelson recommends Sunny on Apple! How to get a robot high! Nelson's criminal gang has the best snacks! Pretzel Tim...

Late night zoom, so Nelson is stoned! The Notes: Will's number guessing crossroads is approaching! Will is reviewing KC Fringe shows this year with Karate Sampson, and he's got the real shit for us! Will is obsessed with people liking him! Paraesthetically bad beer demands! St. Louis's racist pizza and baseball teams! Aside from the racist pizza, Mrs. Lincoln, how were the plays!? You can always h...

Zooming straight into your hearts! The Notes: Will is intense and constipated! This one is for the dyslexics! Ollie checks in to remind us about death! Growing coke nails for Summer Youth Theatre! The Legend of the Brown Brine lives on! Whale earwax! Perfect for cave lubrication! Bifocal gang! International I-70! Salting the earth at the McDonalds bathroom! Pew pew Punic! The Stuckey's of the Ital...

Post June rush zoomin'. The Notes: Will's got that echo in him! Will's music career is taking off! #IsPostMaloneCut?! Our money's on Stefan as the fittest Deuce listener! Congrats Europe on getting/staying less fascist! Jean Valjean, election surrogate! Will's got a house for Nelson's wheels! US politics is Nelson's marketing kryptonite! Will's new corner! How much blood and gore is Will watching!...

Zoomed 2 weeks ago to be ready for the Live Show and Will's birthday, second show, bad notes, you know the drill! The Notes: We're time travel nonsense-ing from the future past again! What a live show last week (we hope)! The lizard people learn that the greatest weapon is patience! Beastmaster vs beast people! Reminiscing about V and the diminishing returns of its sequels and reboots! V + Tremors...

Live from the beautiful upstairs at Blade and Timber in downtown Lawrence, Kansas with guests galore! Competition, democracy, fabulous prizes! What a mitzvah! The Notes (tbh it's a blur): Will breaks from tradition and Nelson is scared! Which of us is Double, which one is Deuce!? Fist tattoos! Will doesn't think Ireland has had cars for long, like they're recent, like divorce or the Good Friday Ag...

Father's Day zoom! The Notes: Live show next week, don't miss it! Nelson's headcanon! George Lucas science! Will's birthday in two weeks, don't miss it! Willy Wonka vs colonialism! Lord of the Flies! Sorry again, England! The smoking teacher's lounge! Old-timey laws! Gateway shoes! The flipflop to heroin pipeline! Ask a ninja! Internet dark ages and the golden age of silly little songs! Flannel t-...

Zooming again, and boy howdy did Nelson do a bad job taking notes! The Notes: Live Show in 2 weeks! We're the inspiration! Busker Fest Corner! Busks v Treats! Ollie got a new hat! Broadway baseball! Baseball hats and the treats that come within! Walking nachos! Pneumonia v nachos! Tuberculosis, ennui, and PTSD! Sports Corner! The US is good at cricket now! We've forgotten more about cricket than w...

Recorded in person (2nd one of the night, ruh-roh!) with special guests: our lawyer Matt "Spicy Beef" Gaus, Jacqueline Grunau, and Emily Lowrance-Floyd! The Notes (such as they are): In the Memorial Day future past! Happy birthday, Nelson! James Van Der Beek learned everything he knows from Nelson! Nelson is not taking care of himself! Will's troubling cake ideas! Will is making a little moment! P...

Recorded in person with special guests: our lawyer Matt "Spicy Beef" Gaus, Jacqueline Grunau, and Emily Lowrance-Floyd! The Notes (such as they are): Bluey's Dad can get it! Daddy Pig can not get it! Ollie's Movie Title Corner! Fat Bastard Orphan! Eggplant in My Butt! Adolf Hitler's Farmer's Market Fiasco! Jeffrey Dahmer vs 9/11! Dune 2 vs Jaws! My Wet Balls! Simba fucks! Disney eyes! Gaus is a fo...

Thunderstorm zoom! The Notes: It's thunderstormin'! Live show coming up June 22nd! Will's birthday the following Friday (June 28th), location TBA! Will vs England! Not since the War of 1812! Will really owes Brexit and Harry & Meghan one! White on white on white! The biting flies of western Kansas! Crevice hunting! Nelson underwater roads Will! Embracing a jaunty voice! Fun plans for Will's birthd...

Mother's Day Zoom! The Notes: Live Show on June 22nd with our new friends at Blade & Timber! Nelson's Dad would have wanted you to buy Nelson a beer! Learn from Nelson's mistakes about 9/11! Spies, they're just like us! Communist Witch Hunt Corner! We would not have named names! Amendments Corner aka Will dodges a bullet! Happy Mother's Day! Hydrangeas are like pornography! A perfect storm of moms...

Zoomin it and zoomin and zoomin it well. The Notes: Will pushes it like Salt-N-Pepa! OJ Simpson posthumously proving free money is worse than murder, apparently! Next Live Show: Saturday, 6/22, 8pm at Blade & Timber in downtown LFK! Will debunks reasons not to give us your money! We still miss Andy! Babcock Place rues the day! Batman corner! Your Robin can't look older than your Batman! Tommy Lee...

Back on our zoom bullshit! The Notes: The live show is dead, long live the live show! Will calls a listener's child the antichrist again! Will has a dorky confession! Gateway dorkiness! That one's on Steve-Joe! HSN is lyrically out-of-pocket! Walmart: The Movie! The final boss of late-stage capitalism! Potential reindeer body horror! Some stuff we've been watching! Will saw Rocky: The Musical! The...

It's been four long months coming, but our much-delayed live show is finally here! Sorry if the sound is echoey, the new space upstairs at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence is big as hell (and what a view!). These notes aren't great, but the show sure was (and with a cavalcade of guests), so you should join us when we do it in 2 months for the live episode 450. Anyway, The Notes: Happy 4/20! Nel...

Recording in person with special guest Kliph Scurlock! The Notes: Kliph is here! We just got Mr. Show'd! We're going so fast! Nobody cares about Nelson's tummy! Why tempt fate!? Does time work the same in England? Does drumming work the same in England!? Kliph goes deep nerd! Keyboard-playing aliens don't want to watch Florence Pugh fuck! This session is going well! Kliph issues an apology to Will...

Workin' on our night zoom. The Notes: We have no timer, but we'll do our best! We finally have a live show: 4/20, Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, 7:30pm drinks, 8pm show! Delivery issues re: our lawyer! Felix is slighter in frame! Nelson is a goldmine made of man! Goldmine-man! That chocolate Midas book! Joy is fleeting! It's a textures game! The miserly Scot! Mr. Darcy is the factory owner's...

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Getting our Easter basketball zoom on! The Notes: Mid-century crisis! Live show news (mark 4/20 on your calendars, friends)! Dune science is busted, it's hot y'all! Ya busted, Dune, Science busted! Arm crimes and arm murders! Hot is a reason, but not necessarily an excuse! We pitch our Star Wars 80's sex romp comedy Beige Squadron: One Crazy Parsec! Easte...

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming in from the last week future past! The Notes: Ollie angles for Will's job and brings us in! Will is felony amazing! Your mom's butt is watching! Meat wig and other rookie mistakes! Will's top 5 worst wig materials! Magic Mind! Fingers on the basement pulse! Get them prostates checked! Live show should be at Blade & Timber downtown on Friday April...

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming in this St Paddy's night Deuce! The Notes: It's a St. Patrick's Day Deuce! Will is the prince of the St. Patrick Day parade! All Will's dreams are coming true! Fusion St. Patrick's Day! One Margarita and Will needs a little poop! Will poop slanders Amber Fraley! Poop recognition! We're groggy, lucky there's Magic Mind! Slap grogginess in the face!...

Brought to you by Magic Mind! Doing an early morning zoom, what's poppin' sun? The Notes: Early Morning Deuce Crew (honk honk)! Ollie has poop questions, we have technical yesses! The special room! Too many people are dying (RIP Katie Coleman)! Moving to KC is like a small death, the petite mort of the highway! We're still on that Magic Mind train, or by god we wish we were, it's early! Wilford Br...

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming straight into your hearts (and minds) with this one. The Notes: The Ides of the 430's! Sorry, but, Will wants to burn more witches! Are British people witches? Sponsor Corner: Magic Mind! Live show is still coming soon! We have new locations interested and it'll be all figured out before we know it! Will saw Dune 2 and he A's my Q's! Dune-heads vs...

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! We're recording in person and we've got a sponsor! The Notes: Special guest Daisy the dog! You can rent people, so Auman is incorrect and we're legally in the clear! We avoided a hot Auman! Daisy loves Nelson! Nelson is a druid, and a dog friend! We're bearded midwestern men of a certain age, categorically, and you can tell that by our chins and our heart...