Doom Generation

Come along with us as Tom Atkins gives us the reach-around this time (because he fuuuuuuuucks). Raoul Ethridge comes to our window to publish lies on Penthouse Forum, cocaine disco parties, unclear familial relations possibly due to inbreeding. Then we move on to nameless clerks up the college, chili dog suck lore and we poke it with a stick, why wouldn't ya? Next we go halfway in with Dick Vi...

Join us on a journey through time and space where a racist does nazi that coming, ledge ledge back to back, a klan meeting with all the fixins, healthy sex for the old folks, a deaddite bunny and TRRRBURRRLERRRRNCE! Tally ho, you young hooligans! For once we use the word "scat" and we're not talking about Mitch but it was FOOKIN' ONE-A YA STEPHENS! We're Quantum Leaping through The Twilight Zone:...

Anthology October continues with another set of stories that have us wondering if the main nerd could actually get it. Are you a bourbon in the parking lot with Wes kind of folk or a game of billiards with a werewolf sort? Do you like your hair from a can or wriggling in the back of your throat? Do you prefer Luke Skywalker with blue eyes or his brown eye? Cigarette math, the Tom Bosley hair club...

It begins! October is here and we're bringing you the first of our anthology series so hop on that terrrbrrrkerrrrr trrrrrrrrk! We join a feline friend on a journey to find Our Girl Drew through a system run by a sadist for love of the game, we're haunted by Anthony Michael Hall and Nicole has questions then we head to Atlantic City 27 floors up where the plants stay watered. Clenched butt...

This week we're dippin' into some Crystal Waters (lada dee lada daa) and misunderstand the meaning of a choppy sea. Fuck them towels up and learn to spot several red flags such as night belts, morning hose and drinking water from a fountain in that manner. Help us solve the bath math and the mystery as to why no one can ever smell Martin. Get a wicked scah from parkin' the cah with Dr....

Tonight we depose Matthew Broderick and crown Steven Weber as the new king slut. Even more dawg jealousy, business mens, secret twins, shit fiddlin' Mitch and a hot pair of heels. Sah-de-mwah!  We are Graham. Would anyone risk it all for Jennifer Jason Leigh? Place an ad for a Single White Female, this week on Doom Generation!

We're bringing you the reason that Tom Skerritt will NEVER see heaven with a dumps worth of trash right in front of his salad wife! Rattle your milk bones and unleash your inner skiddy kid because we're FU-king BANGIN' right through the tiddy window, Tomy Tomi Tome has done it AGAIN! A movie that would be The Hand That Rocks the Cradle if she'd breast fed the dog, it's Poison I...

It's a brand new month and we don't FEEL TARDY!!! We're bringing you sultry stories of scandal and obsession in Septemptress! We're dodging bouquets like farts, apologizing to Tanya Harding, Nicole recalls the smell of balls and checking for JonBenet levels of police incompetence. Chad Lowe? YES! Chad Lowe? NO! It was Chad Allen the whole time and a lil' Laura San Giacomo-fee-n...

We're wrapping up Adventure August with a 2 hour, 5 film EXTRAVAGANZA! Tune in to hear the gang get progressively drunker as we celebrate the return of Mt. P Theodore Warning, discuss the cost of a Nepalese bar, show our Marion love, Willie hate and learn that archeology is mostly just fingering holes. Tall slim, short thick, Short Round, does Belloq wanna be Indy or fuck him? Find out! Vaya c...

Climb on into the biggest time hole you can find because this episode cannot be unmade! We got a touch of the Mr. Tumnuth, so much syphilis, time crimes, Quentin's kitchen and that fart from Dracula continuing to work. Become unburdened by intelligence and don't be fillin' our feast meats with fruits filled with birds GODDAMMIT! It's Time Bandits, a movie you watched as a child, this week on Doom...

The Adventure continues with a flat tire, a hand in the glove compartment, a CHOP SHOP and a creep in a Jeep. Bring your dad's Playboy, we're watching the kids tonight and if you don't act right, we'll leave you out here and your parents will thank us! Doom Generation IS Brenda in Adventures in Babysitting! https://www.patreon.com/Doomgeneration

Adventure August continues, cloaked and on horseback with a classic tale of intrigue that taught you the ancient art of sword play and wenching. Jim'tangnan joins us for a nipple free jaunt through France for a struggle between the crown and surprisingly cunty Cardinal and one eyed henchmen, Rochefort (a smelly cheese). We're doin' it all for one and all for laughs - The Three Musketee...

We begin Adventure August by bringing you something from the past and we are MANIC! A visit from our very own lost girl had us bangerang as little hair, big teeth Tink gets swole, we consider the origin of bar eggs, lil' Amber Scott's lack of link, a check being a check and a fart being a fart and granny Wendy being a FREAK. Her and Toodles? Girl, no - Girl, yes! Don't be stingy, get dusty for Pet...

We're wrapping up Sci-Fi July by going crazy for the FLESH! Baboon daddies, elf shoe genitalia, Quaife-ing in harmony and everything is very very wet on account of the Brundle Barf. Are you scared but kinda hot about it? Well now you know how everyone who's been with Jeff Goldblum felt. Bonus deleted scenes and discussion about the sequel that taught you to NEVER befriend a golden retrieve...

If you're horny for crime, you're in luck! Get defrosted and reserve a butt-side table for continued cocaine disrespect, the eradication of diarrhea, skinny eyebrows and Nicole goatse-ing the future. Break out the seashells for a lil' 3-turd Monty and freeze cool, it's Demolition Man, this week on Doom Generation!  Support this podcast at patreon.com/doomgeneration

Med student, Nelson Wright (Kiefer Sutherland) believes that ability doesn't matter without balls so he plans to explore the mysteries of life after death. Wright recruits classmates, Steckle (Oliver Platt), Hurley (Billy Baldwin), Mannis (Julia Roberts) and LaBraccio (Kevin Baconlegs) who's been recently suspended for performing rouge surgery. Late at night in their secret lab in a spooky...

Lt. Tuck Pendelton (Dennis Quaid) is a problem. Usually, he's a drunk and an asshole and when his girlfriend, Lydia (Meg Ryan) leaves him over his behavior, he signs on for a top secret mission that shrinks him down to be injected into a rabbit for clinical trials. This experiment draws the attention of rival scientists Dr. Canker (Fiona Lewis) and terrorist, Scrimshaw (Kevin McCarthy) who hat...

Generic School is out and lonely guy cartoonist, Hoops (John Cusack) is headed to Nantucket with best friend, George (Joel Murray), his sister Squid (Kristen Goelz) and her ugly dawg Boscoe (Sky). During a bathroom break Hoops crosses paths with cornhusk girl, Cassandra (Demi Moore) who is in the middle of running from a biker gang. Joining the escape George manages to barely make the ferry to the...

After a bad surfing accident NOT Frankie (Frankie Avalon) and his eternally cheerful wife, Annette (Annette Funicello) move all the way to Ohio to start a family. When things in suburbia get stressful they pack up punk son Bobby (Demian Slade) and take a vacation to Hawaii. During a layover in LA, they plan on visiting eldest daughter SANDI (Lori Loughlin) who's living in their old stomping gr...

Joe (Tom Hanks) works a shitty job at the home of the anal probe and Mr .Waturi (Dan Hedeya) isn't arguing that with you. After never ever feeling good, Joe goes to see Dr. Ellison (Richard Stack) who diagnoses him with a rare brain cloud and tells him he's only got about 6 months to live. A mysterious benefactor, Graynamore (Lloyd Bridges) appears on his doorstep to give him an opportunit...

After a summer of lovin' the T Birds and the Pink Ladies are back at Rydell High for their senior year. Kenickie (Jeff Conaway) and the boys (Kelly Ward, Michael Tucci, Barry Pearl) greet Danny Zuko (John Travolta) after being apart and Rizzo (Stockard Channing) and the Ladies (Dinah Manoff, Jamie Donnelly) arrive to rule the school. Meanwhile Frenchy (DiDi Conn) is tasked with showing new stu...

As a modern single woman relationships can be tough, just ask Mollie (Kirstie Alley). She's having an affair with her married client, Albert (George Segal). When she gets pregnant things get complicated, so with the help of her mother (Olympia Dukakis) and best Judy, Rona (Twink Caplan) Mollie navigates the ups and downs of pregnancy all with the color commentary of her unborn baby, Mikey (Bruce W...

This week we're bringing you a story about the Buckman family and the many branches of its tree. Patriarch, Frank (Jason Robards) whos barely watched his family grow is now watching the trails of his children. Eldest son Gil (Steve Martin) is having a hard time at work and is trying his best to raise his 3 (for now) kids with his wife, Karen (Mary Steenburgen). Eldest daughter Helen (Dianne Wi...

Beverly Sutphin (Kathleen Turner) is the nicest lady you'd ever hope to meet. She has a nice dentist husband, Eugene (Sam Waterson) and two lovely children, Chip (Matthew Lillard) and Misty (Ricki Lake), is friendly to all and she even recycles! Don't go stealing her parking spot like neighbor, Dottie Hinkle (Mink Stole) or Bev will make obscene phone calls. Don't insult her son like t...

High school can be tough, especially when your mom (Piper Laurie) is a religious fanatic and all the cool girls in school (Amy Irving, PJ Soles, Edie McClurg) think you eat shit. It helps when your telekinetic powers kick in with your period and and the PE teacher, Ms Collins (Betty Buckley) pities you and next thing you know, Tommy Ross (William Katt) is inviting you to prom! Mean girl, Chris Har...