Doom Generation

Up next we're headed to a small town to meet three magical women and a horny lil' devil with a teeny lil' ponytail. We're dealing with snowy egrets, boobie dolls, dis-GUS-ting mouth stuff, and so much Gonzo dick and yet no dick at all. Divorce, desertion or death, don't break a bone and go insane it's a time where maybe we should have read the book even though we could have...

It's Vajanuary and it feels soooo GOOD! We're heading into a one stunt town with the Pretty Women of the Old West. We got a Roach Ranch, a Colonelin', a pie that's just gotta be had, lesbians? NOPE and we're bringing it all back to the homestead on Mary Stuart Masterson's big juicy ass! Come into our inside outside room, it's Bad Girls on this episode of Doom Generation...

It's time for 2025 to SKEE-daddle so we're wrapping up Dudecember with the duderest movie of all time. We're doing the wagon trail watusi that's got our ovaries janglin' just as much as these spurs with a wig named Mr Fabian, some Jack on Jack action, the cleanest cowboy teeth of all time, werkin' merkins and dewy men that prove if the mustache is right, we'll take that...

Tis the season and the smell of consumerism is in the air! We're headed to a mall with at least two levels to feast on a first floor food court and relax our eyes just enough to see the magic sail boat and maybe get some sage advice from Stan Lee. Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? It's Mallrats, this week on Doom Generation!

This week we have fake badges and a briefcase full of blank papers as we take you to a time where all you needed was a can of Aquanet, a frosted lip and a FRENCH CUUUUT bikini to make it work. It's not soft corn porno, but these are the breasts of 40-something year old women. Pinch that nussy skin because we're feeling big, bad and stupid lookin' - it's giving just the facts ma'am, Dragnet - this...

It's a new month and it's time for the dudes to dude down for Dudecember! We start off with a Dudeist prayer while Kim threatens violence, we see Madonna's first baby daddy (probably) and a possible dry ferret attack. Nicole tells a story about a boy named Sasha who dodged a bullet (reach out!), Tessa tells a story about trying to keep it together in a mortuary and a doc that jorks yer...

This week we long for a life in miniature while remembering cartoon comedian children, maximum RV capacity, lung mud, light helmet (not Dark Helmet), improper mop usage and wondering *hits blunt*, "What's that like for the lawn?" So bust out your basebat and get yer oatmeal creme pie on because Honey, I Shrunk The Kids!

On this edition of Box Talk, Kevin McCarthy gets them tiddies out, Nicole accurately describes a TV show, Cheech's chopper and a Boog-cat. So wring out your mop, pull out a cold weiner and eat it because we're NEVER filling out that Spatula City card. It's our favorite nerd, Weird Al Yankovic, in UHF as Nerdvember continues on Doom Generation!

This week we're taking you back to a time of loose children, when a 9V battery could rule the world! Crack a brown bottle piss beer and accessorize the Thunder Road, let's travel though these stream and tunnels and tubes to never know at any moment what was happening next. We're giving you the sound effects you deserve as Nerdvember continues with Explorers, this time on Doom Generatio...

It's Nerdvember and we've got 99 problems but a gay character ain't one. Join us on Greek row as we experience the Alpha Beta time shift that leaves more questions than answers, tiddy math ratios, slurs but not THAT kind and asking the touch questions like, can Booger get it? It's not an outright no! Nicole struggles to say fraternity and yet she persists, bonus word virginity and...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN from your Dames of Doom! Get prepared for the floor show and turn it ALL the way DOWN because we're honoring 50 years of tradition with a whole lot of drunken sing-a-longs, cloud craps and saying shut up bitch with our eyes - we're making it very clear! Trick or treat, it's the Rocky Horror Picture show, this time on Doom Generation!

Come along with us as Tom Atkins gives us the reach-around this time (because he fuuuuuuuucks). Raoul Ethridge comes to our window to publish lies on Penthouse Forum, cocaine disco parties, unclear familial relations possibly due to inbreeding. Then we move on to nameless clerks up the college, chili dog suck lore and we poke it with a stick, why wouldn't ya? Next we go halfway in with Dick Vi...

Join us on a journey through time and space where a racist does nazi that coming, ledge ledge back to back, a klan meeting with all the fixins, healthy sex for the old folks, a deaddite bunny and TRRRBURRRLERRRRNCE! Tally ho, you young hooligans! For once we use the word "scat" and we're not talking about Mitch but it was FOOKIN' ONE-A YA STEPHENS! We're Quantum Leaping through The Twilight Zone:...

Anthology October continues with another set of stories that have us wondering if the main nerd could actually get it. Are you a bourbon in the parking lot with Wes kind of folk or a game of billiards with a werewolf sort? Do you like your hair from a can or wriggling in the back of your throat? Do you prefer Luke Skywalker with blue eyes or his brown eye? Cigarette math, the Tom Bosley hair club...

It begins! October is here and we're bringing you the first of our anthology series so hop on that terrrbrrrkerrrrr trrrrrrrrk! We join a feline friend on a journey to find Our Girl Drew through a system run by a sadist for love of the game, we're haunted by Anthony Michael Hall and Nicole has questions then we head to Atlantic City 27 floors up where the plants stay watered. Clenched butt...

This week we're dippin' into some Crystal Waters (lada dee lada daa) and misunderstand the meaning of a choppy sea. Fuck them towels up and learn to spot several red flags such as night belts, morning hose and drinking water from a fountain in that manner. Help us solve the bath math and the mystery as to why no one can ever smell Martin. Get a wicked scah from parkin' the cah with Dr....

Tonight we depose Matthew Broderick and crown Steven Weber as the new king slut. Even more dawg jealousy, business mens, secret twins, shit fiddlin' Mitch and a hot pair of heels. Sah-de-mwah!  We are Graham. Would anyone risk it all for Jennifer Jason Leigh? Place an ad for a Single White Female, this week on Doom Generation!

We're bringing you the reason that Tom Skerritt will NEVER see heaven with a dumps worth of trash right in front of his salad wife! Rattle your milk bones and unleash your inner skiddy kid because we're FU-king BANGIN' right through the tiddy window, Tomy Tomi Tome has done it AGAIN! A movie that would be The Hand That Rocks the Cradle if she'd breast fed the dog, it's Poison I...

It's a brand new month and we don't FEEL TARDY!!! We're bringing you sultry stories of scandal and obsession in Septemptress! We're dodging bouquets like farts, apologizing to Tanya Harding, Nicole recalls the smell of balls and checking for JonBenet levels of police incompetence. Chad Lowe? YES! Chad Lowe? NO! It was Chad Allen the whole time and a lil' Laura San Giacomo-fee-n...

We're wrapping up Adventure August with a 2 hour, 5 film EXTRAVAGANZA! Tune in to hear the gang get progressively drunker as we celebrate the return of Mt. P Theodore Warning, discuss the cost of a Nepalese bar, show our Marion love, Willie hate and learn that archeology is mostly just fingering holes. Tall slim, short thick, Short Round, does Belloq wanna be Indy or fuck him? Find out! Vaya c...

Climb on into the biggest time hole you can find because this episode cannot be unmade! We got a touch of the Mr. Tumnuth, so much syphilis, time crimes, Quentin's kitchen and that fart from Dracula continuing to work. Become unburdened by intelligence and don't be fillin' our feast meats with fruits filled with birds GODDAMMIT! It's Time Bandits, a movie you watched as a child, this week on Doom...

The Adventure continues with a flat tire, a hand in the glove compartment, a CHOP SHOP and a creep in a Jeep. Bring your dad's Playboy, we're watching the kids tonight and if you don't act right, we'll leave you out here and your parents will thank us! Doom Generation IS Brenda in Adventures in Babysitting! https://www.patreon.com/Doomgeneration

Adventure August continues, cloaked and on horseback with a classic tale of intrigue that taught you the ancient art of sword play and wenching. Jim'tangnan joins us for a nipple free jaunt through France for a struggle between the crown and surprisingly cunty Cardinal and one eyed henchmen, Rochefort (a smelly cheese). We're doin' it all for one and all for laughs - The Three Musketee...

We begin Adventure August by bringing you something from the past and we are MANIC! A visit from our very own lost girl had us bangerang as little hair, big teeth Tink gets swole, we consider the origin of bar eggs, lil' Amber Scott's lack of link, a check being a check and a fart being a fart and granny Wendy being a FREAK. Her and Toodles? Girl, no - Girl, yes! Don't be stingy, get dusty for Pet...

We're wrapping up Sci-Fi July by going crazy for the FLESH! Baboon daddies, elf shoe genitalia, Quaife-ing in harmony and everything is very very wet on account of the Brundle Barf. Are you scared but kinda hot about it? Well now you know how everyone who's been with Jeff Goldblum felt. Bonus deleted scenes and discussion about the sequel that taught you to NEVER befriend a golden retrieve...