Doom Generation

This week we travel from Romania to London and back again as we follow Count Dracula (Gary Oldman) as he tries to reunite with his true love, Elisabeta/Mina (Winona Ryder). Keanu Reeves plays dry as a biscuit fiancé, Johnathan Harker (so you know we had to go extra hard on the accents this time). Nicole channels her inner Van Helsing (Anthony Hopkins). We discuss whether Lucy (Sadie Frost) had a l...

Boring, BISH! That's right, we're adding two B's to the squares mantra. This week we jump into another John Waters classic, Cry-Baby! A juvenile delinquent (Johnny Depp), dodges the biggest panties in existence while Allison (Amy Locane) tries to dodge those charges. We join the Cry-Baby girls (Ricki Lake, Traci Lords, and Kim "Hatchetface" McGuire) to shed a lonely teardrop and mack down at the R...

Aww, shit! We're heading down to the Goondocks this week. Join us for some unsupervised latch-key mayhem. Learn important life lessons such as kids suck, moms love dicks, don't let people who smell like phys. ed. feed you chocolate, and (most importantly) make sure One Eyed Willie gets his cut. Don't be a stiff, find out if we're good enough to be Goonies. The real rich stuff is the friends we mak...

Quick! Before they electro-shock our adolescent brains! We take an anti-aging tornado to Oz with Dorothy and her pet chicken, Billina. Flashback to your childhood nightmares of the Wheelers and Princess Mombi and her hall of heads. The Nome King shows off his ruby slippers and the gang ventures inside his stone arsehole to discover which ornaments are their friends. Wonder along with us about why...

This week we revisit our favorite babysitter, Nickelodeon! From Pinwheel to Pete and Pete, get ready for some green slime bukkake all up in your ear holes. Visit this YouTube playlist we compiled https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxbSv-YQCRYhQJcTDRHFr-gmzbQT6VxPc

Calm your tits, it's only a Bras Off bonus up! It's back to school season! We remember Jansports, lunch boxes, passing notes, being teacher's pet, and so much more.  One of us liked school, one did not. One of us was bullied, one was a bully. If you went to school in the 80's and 90's, this episode is sure to bring back some memories (fond and not). KIT and leave us a message about your school mem...

We pay tribute to our favorite holiday, Halloween! We remember our favorite costumes, candy, TV specials, movies, and commercials from our childhood. Enjoy our chat about (among other things) the death of River Phoenix, traumatizing toddlers, pumpkin tiddy nipples, the full size candy bar myth, McDonald's Nugget Buddies, our mutual hatred of haunted houses, the Fall book fair, the Hallmark Boo Baz...

You've let your Doom in through the front door, but we won't leave that way (we're more back door gals). In our tiddiest episode yet, our non-tweaker butterfly takes us into Robin Hood times for The Last Unicorn. Enjoy a Gershwin break, a Paul Lynde skeleton, forehead orifices, magical bulls, and a talking ass pirate cat. We fondly remember the Summer of Scrumptch and Nicole calls the last unicorn...

Happy New Year! Put on your pleather and join us for industrial night as we enter The Matrix. Who needs a sequel when we have the original? A car so cool, Nicole actually bothers to look it up. Cowboy Curtis and his trickery. Why so many ports?! Keep your hands off our belly buttons! Dejá vù still makes us think there is a glitch in the Matrix. AI becoming more human than human. Joey Pants was rig...

It's a holly jolly episode of Doom Generation. Christmas is here (If you survived the night)! Jerry Goldsmith is redeemed, we put some respect on Michael Winslow's name, DG goes ACAB, Montgomery Ward memories, mass hysteria, the reason Nicole's husband's parents made him leave the room, mass hysteria, the cuteness that outweighs the trauma, and MORE on this episode! HO HO HO! 

An ad-free extra holiday episode as a gift for you! We go back in time and remember our favorite commercials, specials, treats, and movies (and a few that didn't hold up so well). Visit our YouTube playlist to refresh your memory along with us! https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxbSv-YQCRYgJ7ALQhyT542d__Kc3m-oH

The Commish is BAACK! We go Walken in a Winter Wonderland with a plethora of FREE Christopher Walken impressions by Tessa! We ponder whether a bird in the mouth is worth two shits in the throat. Alfred continues to get NO breaks! Let's jump into the skinny dick-mobile, crack that whip, and throw a baby in the river. All of this and more on this episode of Doom Generation, because when you a lick a...

Come with us to the apple isle of Tasmania as we try to figure out if Yahoo Serious is actually Rosanna Arquette and discuss his big dick energy. Discover the many regions of Australia and make the connection between beer atoms and bombs. Tip your "Prince-as-fuck" chapeau and get into Young Einstein on this episode of Doom Generation. 

We go alias Sloane Peterson in this pre-Scientology Tom Cruise vee-hickle. Unicorn dreams, glitter lung, and Big Daddy D listening to the rhythm of his heart. Take some elderberry wine shots, get your crispy Jheri curl on point, and get loved by the sun. Legends can be now and forever on Doom Generation. 

Happy slaughter night! It's episode 25 and a holiday so let us help you celebrate with this incest and sex heavy episode. Sibling homicidal ideation intensifies, we shall seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade (when we retire). Debbie, you nasty bish. Red flags and background checks, the Fester and Thing "connection", firm proof of incest, and Cousin Itt's long silken pubes. Wedne...

This week we find out whether Tessa knows our social media handles. We have a new research assistant with us in the garage, welcome Liana! We relive our Anne Rice (Ms. Rice, if you're nasty) vampire romance teen fantasies on this episode. We discuss the possible alternate castings (Rutger Hauer as Lestat?). We discover that Melissa Etheridge is like Candyman. We make Dave Navarro abortion jokes an...

We (along with our Brownie guide Kim) revisit this early childhood dream/nightmare from Ron Howard and George Lucas. Warwick Davis tells the world's most expressive baby to kick rocks. Burglebutt can eat a bag of dicks. We found Richie Cunnigham's long lost brother. We thirst over Val Kilmer at his peak. Nicole discovers that Madmartigan married Sorsha. Wagon chase (get into it). Raziel, you old q...

Taking it back to when Batman was simple, straight up, no nipples. Our one and only Batman....Michael Keaton. Grissom breaths intensify as we journey into Dark City, we mean New York, we mean Gotham. We are joined by our first research assistant, Kim the Oracle! Batman works Alfred to the bone (someone call his union rep). Vicki Vale is a stage 5 clinger, Alfred is NOT your wing man, a moment of s...

It's Devil's Night and Tessa's 40th birthday and it's time to FIRE IT UP! Join us in reliving our teen goth fantasy in this beautiful tragedy of a film. The bad guy's name is "Top Dollar" (really??) and he and his half-sister (who he is sleeping with) freebase eyeballs?! I mean between that and the beauty that is Brandon Lee, what else do you really need? 

For our 20th episode and to continue the Halloween theme, we get into the horror-comedy Fright Night. Full of amazing practical effects and campy horror-humor, welcome to Frrright Niiiight! Disgusting kissing noises, if you dry hump on the floor it doesn't count, jump hump Judy's, always call ahead when confronting a vampire, thirsty moms, fuck pearls and Bloody Mary's, Jerry gets his vampire nipp...

We continue our month of Halloween fun with our first actually scary movie. Casanova Frankenstein does John Waters doing Vincent Price in this look inside rich people games. Is it flirtatious banter or homicidal intent? How did Lisa Loeb get wrapped up in this? Haunted emails, poor gun etiquette, cheekbone glitter, getting your face melon balled, tiddies & monstrosities, karma for fingeri...

Nicole says "yeah" 37 times, our mystery "hard no", the perfection of Angelica Huston, put work into your Gomez game, Cousin Itt loves hair hoppers, pay attention to your furniture Gomez!, true crime moments, attempted sibling homicides, auction horniness, are Morticia and Gomez second cousins, we get Pinderschloshed, spilling the tea on Calpernia Addams, bumpin 2 legit 2 quit in Itt's little whip...

Uptight wypipo on staycation, we hate Jane, Adam Maitland can't read, stanning for Delia Deetz, goth queen baby Lydia, vermillion vs. viridian, bad bitch Barb. Szechuan snobbery, Jane's a c*nt, pussy cow, lil' Zagnut for ya, GOU-LAY, $300 sheets?!, sweaters as pants, "Don't talk to Elvis about me", fuck off Jane, gravedigging lifehacks, musical harmonies galore, a tribute to the boredom of the bus...

Space lasers, child geniuses, nerd Zabka, hot Val Kilmer, Rayann's mom is a cougar, auditory hallucinations, aaaaaand POPCORN!  Follow us on IG @doomgenerationpod  On FB @doomgenerationpod On Twitter @doomgenpod And buy a sticker to support the show here! https://doomgenerationpod.bigcartel.com/

Weez some juice and cruise the Mountain with us! Get lost in the beakness of Matt Wilson, enjoy some disgusting weasel noises, discover Dave is totally crUsty, buddy! And let's praise Brendan Fraser (yes, we know it's not Frasier), let's get stoney with Encino Man!