Doom Generation

Christian Bale walks into a bar, the bartender says...nothing. In our horniest episode yet we're taking the whole shebang. Follow Brian Slade (Jonathan Rhys Meyers), his wife Mandy (Toni Colette), and his lover protégé Curt Wild (Ewan McGregor) as they serve luxury, mystery, and intrigue to the masses. Maybe you could be our new main man. Let your cigarette trace a ladder. Doom Generation is looki...

We fail to heed Dr. P. Theodore Warning, Esquire and head back to Australia this week. Hexxus (Tim Curry) is loose, thanks to human destruction aided by young Zak Young (Jonathan Ward). Crysta (Samantha Mathis) and Pips (Christian Slater) have to stop them with the help of the Beetle Boys (Cheech and Chong) and Batty Koda (Robin Williams). Feel your fairy fantasies, celebrate Earth Day with Doom G...

Are you high?! We are! It's almost time for the East-uh Bunny so let's get Shelby (Julia Roberts) to drink her JUICE!. M'Lynn (Sally Field), Truvy (Dolly Parton), Clairee (Olympia Dukakis), 'ol Ouiser (Shirley MacLaine), and the Doom Generation gals laugh through tears (their favorite emotion). If you listen, we promise we won't talk about you like you're not here.  Follow us on Instagram @do...

This week we go back to school, back to school, to prove to y'all that we're no fools. The head of Madison Enterprises (Darren McGavin) must decide to leave his company to his loser son Billy (Adam Sandler) or his evil junior partner with no business ethics (Bradley Whitford). Billy, with the help of his third grade teacher (Bridget Wilson-Sampras), a horny principal with a secret past (Josh Moste...

Is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? That's right, we're taking a screwy Bennie Cab to Toon Town this week! Join Eddie Valiant (Bob Hoskins) as he faces Judge Doom (Christopher Lloyd) with the help of Dolores (Joanna Cassidy) and Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) to find out who framed Roger Rabbit (Charles Flescher).  Follow us on Instagram @doomgenerationpod for FREE...

Thank Drebin, our audio engineer is back! Enjoy the audio goodness as we laugh our tits off (so we can be 11 again to enjoy this one). Join Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) and Jane Spencer (Priscilla Presley) as they take on a man with a $20k rat fish (Ricardo Montalban), who is trying to take out the QUEEN! Disclaimer: We're talking OJ. Also, the ankle bracelet thing is kind of a let down. The...

We found the magic to break the spell, the Leprechaun is out of the well, and Doom Generation is raising some hell. Happy St. Patrick's Day! We found this early episode in the bottom of the Leprechaun's (Warwick Davis) gold bucket for you. Leprechaun tries his luck against L.A. gal Tori (Jennifer Aniston) and three guys (Mark Holton, Ken Olant, and that little shit Robert Hy Gorman) in the origina...

We managed to tame the savage heart and survive the burning blade in order to bring you this episode on time. We find out what Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) always says in this action-packed John Carpenter cult classic. Put on your utility Muk Luks (don't forget the boot knife) and your six demon bag because black magic is real. Lo Pan (James Hong) uses his spirit medium powders palette to transform...

What do you do when you accidentally (?) murder your bestie on her birthday? You act like everything is PEACHY FUCKING KEEN. Courtney (Rose McGowan) is the leader of this brat pack. Julie (Rebecca Gayheart), Foxy (Julie Benz), and Fern Mayo (Judy Greer) discover how cruel the politics of high school can be. Det. Vera Cruz (Pam Grier, no relation) does NOT PLAY in this dark comedy that picks up the...

We are so lucky to have landed in the Valley, the baddest place on Earth! When Valerie's (Geena Davis) tanning is disturbed by a spaceship full of furry aliens (Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, and Damon Wayans) in her pool, the only solution is to call Woody the pool guy (Michael McKean) and her best friend Candy (Julie Brown) for help. Hijinx and musical numbers abound as we discover that split ends a...

Wow, did we really do this? Yeah, we did. We taint this beloved American Greetings childhood classic with our brand of Doom. Come with us while we spirit a couple of unattended orphans to Care-A-Lot. We experience casual teleportation, surly little orphans, magical books, and one Canadian child who cannot care. Journey down a forgotten river, to forgotten lands, to meet some forgotten cousins who...

This week we travel from Romania to London and back again as we follow Count Dracula (Gary Oldman) as he tries to reunite with his true love, Elisabeta/Mina (Winona Ryder). Keanu Reeves plays dry as a biscuit fiancé, Johnathan Harker (so you know we had to go extra hard on the accents this time). Nicole channels her inner Van Helsing (Anthony Hopkins). We discuss whether Lucy (Sadie Frost) had a l...

Boring, BISH! That's right, we're adding two B's to the squares mantra. This week we jump into another John Waters classic, Cry-Baby! A juvenile delinquent (Johnny Depp), dodges the biggest panties in existence while Allison (Amy Locane) tries to dodge those charges. We join the Cry-Baby girls (Ricki Lake, Traci Lords, and Kim "Hatchetface" McGuire) to shed a lonely teardrop and mack down at the R...

Aww, shit! We're heading down to the Goondocks this week. Join us for some unsupervised latch-key mayhem. Learn important life lessons such as kids suck, moms love dicks, don't let people who smell like phys. ed. feed you chocolate, and (most importantly) make sure One Eyed Willie gets his cut. Don't be a stiff, find out if we're good enough to be Goonies. The real rich stuff is the friends we mak...

Quick! Before they electro-shock our adolescent brains! We take an anti-aging tornado to Oz with Dorothy and her pet chicken, Billina. Flashback to your childhood nightmares of the Wheelers and Princess Mombi and her hall of heads. The Nome King shows off his ruby slippers and the gang ventures inside his stone arsehole to discover which ornaments are their friends. Wonder along with us about why...

This week we revisit our favorite babysitter, Nickelodeon! From Pinwheel to Pete and Pete, get ready for some green slime bukkake all up in your ear holes. Visit this YouTube playlist we compiled https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxbSv-YQCRYhQJcTDRHFr-gmzbQT6VxPc

Calm your tits, it's only a Bras Off bonus up! It's back to school season! We remember Jansports, lunch boxes, passing notes, being teacher's pet, and so much more.  One of us liked school, one did not. One of us was bullied, one was a bully. If you went to school in the 80's and 90's, this episode is sure to bring back some memories (fond and not). KIT and leave us a message about your school mem...

We pay tribute to our favorite holiday, Halloween! We remember our favorite costumes, candy, TV specials, movies, and commercials from our childhood. Enjoy our chat about (among other things) the death of River Phoenix, traumatizing toddlers, pumpkin tiddy nipples, the full size candy bar myth, McDonald's Nugget Buddies, our mutual hatred of haunted houses, the Fall book fair, the Hallmark Boo Baz...

You've let your Doom in through the front door, but we won't leave that way (we're more back door gals). In our tiddiest episode yet, our non-tweaker butterfly takes us into Robin Hood times for The Last Unicorn. Enjoy a Gershwin break, a Paul Lynde skeleton, forehead orifices, magical bulls, and a talking ass pirate cat. We fondly remember the Summer of Scrumptch and Nicole calls the last unicorn...

Happy New Year! Put on your pleather and join us for industrial night as we enter The Matrix. Who needs a sequel when we have the original? A car so cool, Nicole actually bothers to look it up. Cowboy Curtis and his trickery. Why so many ports?! Keep your hands off our belly buttons! Dejá vù still makes us think there is a glitch in the Matrix. AI becoming more human than human. Joey Pants was rig...

It's a holly jolly episode of Doom Generation. Christmas is here (If you survived the night)! Jerry Goldsmith is redeemed, we put some respect on Michael Winslow's name, DG goes ACAB, Montgomery Ward memories, mass hysteria, the reason Nicole's husband's parents made him leave the room, mass hysteria, the cuteness that outweighs the trauma, and MORE on this episode! HO HO HO! 

An ad-free extra holiday episode as a gift for you! We go back in time and remember our favorite commercials, specials, treats, and movies (and a few that didn't hold up so well). Visit our YouTube playlist to refresh your memory along with us! https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxbSv-YQCRYgJ7ALQhyT542d__Kc3m-oH

The Commish is BAACK! We go Walken in a Winter Wonderland with a plethora of FREE Christopher Walken impressions by Tessa! We ponder whether a bird in the mouth is worth two shits in the throat. Alfred continues to get NO breaks! Let's jump into the skinny dick-mobile, crack that whip, and throw a baby in the river. All of this and more on this episode of Doom Generation, because when you a lick a...

Come with us to the apple isle of Tasmania as we try to figure out if Yahoo Serious is actually Rosanna Arquette and discuss his big dick energy. Discover the many regions of Australia and make the connection between beer atoms and bombs. Tip your "Prince-as-fuck" chapeau and get into Young Einstein on this episode of Doom Generation. 

We go alias Sloane Peterson in this pre-Scientology Tom Cruise vee-hickle. Unicorn dreams, glitter lung, and Big Daddy D listening to the rhythm of his heart. Take some elderberry wine shots, get your crispy Jheri curl on point, and get loved by the sun. Legends can be now and forever on Doom Generation.