Don't Expect Anything

The Talkie Boys have always had the sneaking suspicion that they are probably the smartest people in all of recorded history and this week they put that hypothesis to the test! They have compiled some questions for their co-host to answer on a variety of topics to try and stump each other. SPOILER ALERT: They get nothing wrong and prove once and for all they are all Einsteins of themselves. Enjoy...

The freaky four are back at it again as they countdown the next 50 entries in their IMDB PORNO EXTRAVAGANZA! WOW, WHAT A TOPIC! WHAT A PODCAST! WE’RE GOING FOR THE EGOT! We’re coming for you, John Legend and Barbara Streisand! Emmy, Golden Globe, Oscar and Tony Award, all off this one, single episode. NEW MEDIA SWALLOWS ALL OF HISTORY AND MAKES IT A MEME! OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE, THE SIGNS ARE EVER...

The Talkie Boys welcome Liv Staffieri back to the show, a whole week before the porno episode! Instead of discussing the tasteless topic of fornication, the conversation turns to the choice between never having to eat again or never having to sleep again. After a quick game of mind meld, their inner sociopaths emerge as the discussion turns to the dark art of murder. And, speaking of sociopaths, t...

On a very special investigative episode, Jeremy and Josh are extremely sober, not snacking and on the case of their weird co-host Huw Davies. After meeting Huw’s anonymous green troll baby last week, the two Talkie Boys decided to take a week off from their own lives and research this modern enigma. They recount the oddest week of their lives as they followed Huw to underground play-fights, fruit...

This week, after the classic Don’t Expect Anything Mail Segment where the Talkie Boys discuss the merits of clairvoyants, they get stuck into a series of eccentric conversations. There’s just a bunch of tangents. Like, it’s mostly tangents this week. But at least there’s no bad singing, thank god… I know it’s hard to like these Talkie Boys but if you want to see more, you can find them online on:...

The Talkie Boys are reduced to one but luckily Huw has managed to book his favourite band, an up-and-coming acoustic trio from America. He is immediately star-struck and loses control of the interview, whereupon his guests take him on a magical mystery tour through their musicality.

The Talkie Boys welcome their long-time friend Keegan Mew to the podcast and instead of asking him about his life as a talented musician and all around charming guy, Jeremy delivers a monologue about his recent trip to the barber. When he finally shut up, the boys dive into their memories once again as they reminisce about travel shenanigans, including a camel called Megatron in the Sahara Desert,...

While discussing the best Play School window shape and the careers of various wrestlers, Jeremy and Huw remember an appointment and must dash off. But luckily, they booked some guests to fill their places, the Sausage Brothers of New Orleans: Stranley and Damon Durdirt. NOISE WARNING, these brothers are very loud. Not going to even try and sugar coat this, they are the worst podcast guests to grac...

The Talkie Boys are behind bars this week as they discuss what tactics they would utilise to survive prison. When that discussion reaches its inevitable conclusion, an out-of-the-box second topic leads to the creation of a half-assed improvisation scene concerning the trial of The Beaver Family v. Silver Snake in Judge Hooty’s Venezuelan Animal Court!

Today the Talkie Boys go back to school where they reminisce about their teachers and classmates, and all of the shenanigans along the way. Naturally there are a few distractions, including encouraged homosexual repression, apples, plant/human sustainability and crosswords.

The Talkie Boys are a low energy trio this week as travel and sickness have struck them right to their core. This creates a pair of assholes in Josh and Huw as Jeremy tries to tell a simple story about hiding wet underwear and becomes enraged when his so called “friends” won’t let him finish. Then, the guys try to impress you by telling about the times they were cool, which… I mean… you know how t...

Take your pants off and get frisky because it is time once again to dive into the well of depravity as the Talkie Boys welcome Liv Staffieri back to the podcast to count down another 50 IMDB Porn Films. Amidst the countless movie sex puns, the gang discusses being friends with their exes, robot sex and the minutiae of love with new friend of the show, Beciii G.

The Talkie Boys are run down this week and out of the studio, under the pump to get their shit together. Josh is back from a Hawaiian vacation and has a few things to say about America, which Jeremy is more than happy to jump on board with. After they lampoon an entire country from a mere three weeks of experience, they get down to the business of evil as they all describe their half-baked plans t...

The Talkie Boys are down a man this week as a missing Jeremy allow Josh and Huw some time to really bro out and talk about MasterChef and the Australian national anthem. Just as they are forging an even deeper connection, they are interrupted by a strange man named Wilson Teet, a competitive turkey farmer.

WELCOME BACK to another episode of our humble little poddy. This week, the Talkie Boys wade through the literal trash in their Jar of Truth until they stumble across a few topics for some tight chats. They debate types of peanut butter and then Josh asks a question that ignites a screaming match, turning friend against friend, Boy against Boy. Will this be the end of the podcast… FOREVER?!

This week’s episode starts off moist and keeps getting wetter. From getting in trouble as kids to the manliest thing they’ve ever done, the Talkie Boys dive back into their past to mine their embarrassing lives. As usual, extra topics arise such as animal vaginas, natural disaster survival stories and the actual disaster that is Jeremy’s life.

Don’t Expect Anything has been upgraded! The Talkie Boys are in a new studio thanks to the peeps over at Good Old Daize studio in the heart of Footscray. To christen the next step in their podcasting adventure, Jeremy, Josh and Huw decide to create the perfect 2000’s boy band. Along the way, they discover which singing group were Jeremy’s imaginary childhood friends, what the country of Australia...

The Talkie Boys are all about makin’ money this week! The each take turns in the cutthroat Goldfish Bowl, the D.E.A. version of Shark Tank, pitching their own cash cow ideas. Huw is helping you lie, Josh is creating the transport of the future and Jeremy is fixing the barber shop experience. So pop that $1000 champagne and sit back and listen to the future 1% lay down their golden bricks of genius...

Hop into bed, tuck yourself in and pull the covers up to your chin for this week’s intimate episode of Don’t Expect Anything: Nightssss. Oh yes, while Josh is away the drunk mice will play as Jeremy and Huw get cosy for a two person episode. It you think that isn’t intimate enough, Jeremy has some crotch related qualms that Huw is only too happy to help with. After that steamy session, the topic t...

Huw knows next to nothing about the wonderful world of film. Jeremy obsessively watches movies as if his life depended on it. In this episode, the two worlds collide in the first ever ReHuw! Mr. Davies happened to be in the room while Jeremy watched the musical comedy, acapella celebration that is Pitch Perfect 2 and he has a few things to say about it. So please have a listen to someone bitching...

After a brief opening discussing various aspects of bathroom etiquette, the Talkie Boys realise they forgot to bring their random topic mug and decide to converse about body modification. Because the show is called Don’t Expect Anything, the stupidity that arises leads to number of chat detours.

‘Talkie Boys’ no more as this week, friend of the show Liv Staffieri joins the podcast. To celebrate finally having a female perspective on the show, the conversation turns to porn. After the initial topic fizzles and dies within two minutes, the gang gets the idea to create the IMDB Top 250 Porn Movies. This is an episode filled with crass, despicable language and will also serve as evidence as t...

This week the Talkie Boys are drunk and are immediately making you question whether you, the listener, are wasting your time as they try to come up with the perfect podcast show-opening zinger. After this pre-show faff, the show itself quickly falls off the rails. From a discussion on the worst things they have done into a weird verbal explosion as the low budget nature of this podcast shines thro...

Huw has an electronic keyboard in front of him this week and the fun-loving Jeremy is simply thrilled about it. He’s also absolutely thrilled with the outside world as he and Josh recount their weird walk to the shops and back. After all the complaining, the Talkie Boys attempt to create the perfect sandwich as a team. Which goes well.

Load up the harp sound effect as the Talkie Boys take a trip down memory lane to recount a myriad of childhood injuries. They run the injury gambit until Josh recounts an odd story that freaks out Jeremy and Huw. Seriously, it’s the strangest thing I’ve ever heard.