Don't Expect Anything

Fuelled by a lazy Sunday drinking beers, the Talkie Boys regale each other with complaints about customers in the service industry before launching into the topic of their favourite bad movies. It inevitably leads to a discussion of clones, Frankie Muniz and a loud rant from Jeremy about Transformers: Age of Extinction.

An immediate confusion grips this week’s episode as the Talkie Boys all attempt to introduce the podcast and Huw stumbles around in the background trying to find baking supplies. When they finally settle in, Jeremy and Josh begin their cinematic therapy by detailing their qualms with the film Cars 3. A little. The conversation slightly digresses to how good the Lord of the Rings movies are.

This week the Talkie Boys discuss their specific irrational fears. A conversation meant to get to the heart of what makes them tick quickly devolves into a discussion of an insect Olympics, the British drama television show ‘Jonathan Creek’ and the meaning of ‘Slip, Slop, Slap.’

A mutiny of biblical proportions engulfs the podcast as Huw takes over hosting duties much to Jeremy’s vocal outrage. Then the Talkie Boys become the Wanky Boys as they discuss everything to do with masturbation. I, your humble podcast episode description writer, wish to apologise to anyone who listens to this one.

This week, the Talkie Boys get immediately side-tracked by their stomachs as they detail their perfect burgers while shovelling food into their orifices. The topic then turns to what advice they would each give to a new born baby. There are a lot of mouth noises in this one, so give it a skip if that triggers you.

Do you like bird noises? If so, you’re going to love the background of this episode! In addition to wildlife and farts, the Talkie Boys get political as they discuss which three laws they would put into effect if they had the power. Meanwhile, Jeremy develops an intense relationship with a baseball bat.

Welcome to the first episode of Don’t Expect Anything! In this episode, Jeremy, Josh and Huw try to come up with a name for the podcast. They are then forced to choose between losing all their existing memories or being unable to make new ones.