Don't Expect Anything

For the final time, The Talkie Boiyz gather around the mic to send off their podcast in style. Jeremy fell onto a lawnmower, Huw reminisces about Paint 3D, Josh performs his final Dognarios, Liv fled from a cow while pantsless and Keegan performs his magnum opus. Enjoy this joyous debauchery, accompanied by a selection of favourite moments from the past three hundred weeks as we bid farewell to th...

For the second last episode of the show, all the Talkie Boiyz have gathered together for the return of the one and only Topic Jar. That’s right, to round out the show, Jeremy, Huw, Josh, Liv and Keegan are returning to their roots by discussing whatever the Jar wishes. With a bevy of random topics, from the taste of fictional animals, actual genuine compliments from each other, soft magic vs. hard...

The third last episode of the poddy has been years in the making as Liv, Huw and Jeremy convene to discuss their friendship through the countless bad films they have endured together. With Jeremy’s encyclopaedic cataloguing of movies, he has created a trivia gauntlet for the Talkie Boiyz to navigate, testing them on their knowledge of the complete schlock they’ve consumed over the last six years....

Four episodes to go and Jeremy is losing it, just looking into the abyss and freaking out about it. While Josh, Keegan and Huw try and fail to keep him level headed he quickly departs, leaving space for a certain returning turkey farmer to the stars, Wilson Teet. He’s back where he started, the boring world of training turkeys to compete in the Turkey Rama-Drama. He’ll half explain all the common...

On this fifth last episode of the podcast, the Talkie Boiyz are reinventing the world for the betterment of themselves. Josh is all about tubes in every home, Jeremy wants unique liquid dispensers for petrol and soda-suicides and Liv wants to know what the purpose of a blimp is. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you c...

Live from the sub-basement underneath the DEA Podcast studio, Deacon Mew has returned to take his revenge by hosting his very own episode with a couple of mutant guests. Deacon shows off his animal hybrid creation lab before checking his answering machine and playing what’s in the sarcophagus? It’s a dark, deranged, pre-uprising edition of the podcast that refuses to be normal in any way whatsoeve...

Liv takes the reins and sets up our Talkie Boiz for a rather competitive conversation in this week’s episode. Each of our Boiz has been given a set of rules that will earn them points if they manage to steer the conversation in a certain direction. Tune in to hear the Boiz passionately argue about what species Goofy is, what kind of uniform was left over at the local film studio’s costume auction...

For this week’s episode, Josh takes over hosting duty just in time as he receives a threatening/quirky letter from an anonymous source proclaiming to have taken a fellow Talkie Boiy hostage. With Jeremy by his side, Josh attempts to meet the elaborate and whimsical demands in order to get their friend back. In the process they’ll discuss the correct serving of snakes, a single glit, the most expen...

Hello, it is me, Robert Bag, of Robert Bag Accounting. I have been hired to look into the financial state of the Don’t Expect Anything Podcast and after an extensive investigation I have appeared on the show to reveal my grave findings to the so-called “Talkie Boiyz.” We discuss the outlandish charges on their company credit card, from funding eccentric strangers to importing foreign birds, Joshua...

Behold a truly unprecedented episode! Jeremy is absent today which means that Keegan surreptitiously sneaks in and takes over another episode... outside of his designated month! The pure impudence, the sheer cheek of the thing! Luckily he has Huw and Josh to torture so he doesn't wreak havoc on the world itself. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these s...

It's the thrilling conclusion to everyone's favourite fruit-and-vegetable-based adventure! How will the list shape up? Who will throw a tantrum because their favourite fruit falls short of greatness? Find out right now!

To conclude their second Watchie Boiyz series, Keegan and Jeremy took to the theatre with many friends of the pod to experience the latest Ethan Hunt adventure. Recorded and edited on the day of its release, the Watchie Boiyz get giddy as they experience a movie for the first time together. With guests galore, the group of over-excitable movie lovers all discuss and dissect the many crazy things f...

What do most podcasts do when they near the end of their run? Why, they rank fruit and vegetables, my dear. This week, the Talkie Boiyz are pitting fresh produce against one another in bouts of fierce verbal combat, including many apple debates, the fruit that made Josh a man, Huw’s anti-stone fruit stance and Jeremy’s choice for funniest fruit. With a tiered ranking system ranging from Ambrosial...

This week’s bonus episode has Jeremy and Keegan inviting long time sister Laura Costa to chat about the sixth instalment of Tom Cruise running and doing spy things. With Christopher McQuarrie breaking franchise tradition to return to helm this movie, “bigger and better” was the assignment and boy howdy did they deliver. Crazy Cruise and company deliver HALO jumps, helmetless motorcycle chases, fal...

Technical difficulties for Jeremy turn him into an agent of chaos while Josh does a Master Splinter and is cricket the most recent sport Keegan has played? Then, during a trip down video game memory lane, Jeremy is struck by creative genius and desperately tries to make an animated movie classic. Also, what would your Djinn lamp interior look like? These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback,...

B-B-B-B-Bonus episode time once again as Keegan and Jeremy take a deep dive into the fifth instalment of the spy franchise that has aged like a fine wine. Director Christopher McQuarrie steps out from the writers room to helm this action blockbuster, delivering an underwater heist, motorcycle chases and Tom Cruise hanging off a plane. As Jeremy tries to temper expectations after over-hyping the pr...

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For this week’s bonus episode, the Watchie Boiyz welcome Liv to the team to talk about her love of Mission: Impossible and her history with inferior, sub-par action films. Before they INITIATE GHOST PROTOCOL, Keegan tells his much hyped story from his lil’ teenage ruffian years and Jeremy cannot, in the slightest, contain himself as the pod gears up to watch one of his favourite movies of all time...

In the final Keegan Month episode to ever grace your ear holes we get jiggy with it! A musical game for the ages and probably the best Keegan Month episode ever recorded! If that don’t get you hyped I don’t know what will. Keegan shows off some lyrics written in his youth for the Boiyz to judge and then we get into it! Some call it the best segment on a podcast, others call it an absurd amount of...

For a lil’ B-B-B-B-Bonus episode, Keegan hosts Jeremy in a bro-down to clear the air. After a few false starts, the Boiyz get to some talkie points, discussing the appropriate time for a low blow, Jeremy’s weird thumbs, reinventing the bath and if God exists. Then, suddenly, a famed caped crusader returns to the podcast to half-heartedly promote his new movie. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positi...

Welcome back to another exciting edition of KEEGAN MONTH! Now with even more comedy, Call it NewComedy+ because this week we talk video games. The Boiyz will try to make sense of Keegans rules and compete for glory in the most anticipated game played on a podcast, hosted by Keegan. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, yo...

For this week’s bonus episode, Jeremy and Keegan join the IMF as they check out the third instalment in the Ethan Hunt saga. To try and inject some noughties edge to the franchise, in walks director J.J. Abrams and Michelle Monaghan to domesticate Tom Cruise’s spy persona. The Watchie Boiyz discuss the plague that is shaky-cam, experiencing the great Phillip Seymour Hoffman for the first time, not...

This week we get real loose with it after just coming back from a winery but these professionals won’t let that stop them. Keegan eases you in with some talking points and then quickly jumps into a completely unique game! After everyone praises Keegan for his brilliance he hits ‘em with a curve ball and starts another game. This game was so good we should probably adapt it into a board game at som...

B-B-B-Bonus episode time as Keegan and Jeremy accept the mission to watch the sequel to the original Tom Cruise spy thriller. With director John Woo at the helm, the Watchie Boiyz ready themselves for excessive slow motion, flip-kicking and a flying dove at one point. These wannabe critics discuss the central love triangle lacking any chemistry, Tom Cruise being a sexless man, the amount of faces...

Well... It’s that time of year again. So strap on your goggles because you're in the splash zone, for comedy that is! That’s right, it’s the third annual Month of Keegan and this time Keegan is easing you in nice and slow with some talking points. Things quickly get out of hand as the Boiyz talk about their wiping methods and piss pants. But do not fear, you didn’t think you were getting away with...