Don't Expect Anything

Here's some B-B-B-Bonus content for all you movie fans out there. A new Watchie Boiyz series begins! Keegan is presented with a mission he can’t refuse as Jeremy coerces his friend into watching one of his favourite action series of all time. It all began in 1996 when the eccentric Tom Cruise looked to reboot an old TV show for the silver screen, tapping director Bryan De Palma to help bring a vis...

To conclude our Furious Trilogy Jeremy, Huw and Liv head to the cinema to watch the newest instalment in their most beloved franchise. After giving their pie-in-the-sky predictions, listen along to their Fast Xperience as they chat all things Dom Torreto on the drive to their favourite movie theatre. Hear them live-react to the post-credits scene in the theatre before they dive head first into a S...

For a lil’ B-B-B-Bonus episode, Jeremy is still dealing with a scratched cornea and so to distract himself from the pain he continues to put Josh, Liv and Huw to the trivia sword. Continuing their journey through the second half of the Fast & Furious franchise, they’ll dissect Dom’s smugness at being in Brazil, the family’s evolution into gods, changing gears in space and when is the proper time t...

With Fast X sweeping into cinemas, the Talkie Boiyz are strapping on their seatbelts for a drag race through this twenty-two year old saga! Jeremy will pit Liv, Josh and Huw against their own brains as they try to remember such intricacies as white boy sandwich orders, the proper time to deploy Cuban NOS, making “We hungry” into a catchphrase and bringing a car to a gunfight. These Talkie Boiyz su...

The two crew, Jeremy and Huw, are at it again! This time they break down Huw’s befuddling hot-night-sleeping arrangement, the many scams perpetrated throughout the ages by those snakes over at NASA, and the technicalities of $1000 sandwiches. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https:...

This week the Boiyz are short-staffed at the podcast office so they make do with what they have; two useless interns. Jeremy and Huw discuss topical news, student debt, various types of straws and the honourable duty of guarding something. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://s...

Liv’s back from Europe and Jeremy and Keegan have no geography confidence. THEN, runny poos while passing out, diarrhoea in the shower room and being up to your ankles in liquid shit on the high seas. THEN, clarifying the UK, what is in a Full English and Jeremy’s Condiment Challenge! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out,...

Jeremy heard that Huw had (on his own time) watched episodes VII and VIII of Star Wars and thus a very controversial instalment of The Watchie Boiyz arises. The Skywalker Saga concluded 42 years after it began as a single movie and blossomed into a hodge-podge of lasers and spaceships. This movie sucks and the Boiyz hate it. That’s the episode basically. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive fee...

Huw, Josh and Jeremy begin this week by discussing bending the elements, ala The Last Airbender. Josh wants to bend farts while Huw mixes fire and earth to make metal. Then Jeremy tells a mildly shameful story from his naughty youth and Huw visits YellowTube. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: S...

Love is in the air for this derrière because this bass got the ass... The rhyme plays a lot better when spoken but good news, This whole episode is spoken! That's right the Squiggly Wiggly Boiyz get together to help a lost fish find love. I'm being told now 'Fish' is not the correct term and is down right offensive to the Reverse Mermaid community... which there is only one member. These Talkie Bo...

Are we over the apocalyptic hump? Would any of the Talkie Boiyz be successful on the Bachelorette? Is every fairy tail protagonist a chump? Would you wear glass clothing? Huw, Josh and Jeremy fail at finding competitive love but they are successful at eating the correct porridge, being giant lawyers and rocking glass outfits. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like t...

This week the Boiyz talk to a very special doctor about some unique surgeries no other doctor would ever perform. Is this doctor skilled enough to carry out the procedures? probably not, but he's the only one who would give it a crack. We also talk about head lumps and prunes so you know it's a good one! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad,...

Forsooth, upon this weeketh's episode yonder trio of mighty heroes undertaketh a quest most perilous; a jaunt with the cards! Thou shalt be most captivated and bewitched-eth herein by these tales three. Enjoyeth! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-a...

This week Jeremy interviews the only possible guest for such a salaciously numbered episode; Gerald the Sex Therapist. Jeremy's well-prepared questions lead to discussions of knob exploration, lewd activities in the attic of Harrod's London, the Karen Twist, and putting a rink on lay-by. These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcaste...

While doing their sound check, Hogwarts Legacy is brought up again and suddenly it’s a video game podcast! Jeremy vicariously lives through Keegan as he tours the hidden secrets of a fantasy castle in a children’s book written by a TERF. Josh and Keegan discuss the little details that make video games a fantastic story-telling medium before Jeremy boggs down the conversation with all things Harry...

Jeremy really tries to get a conversation going while Josh and Huw keep shooting him down until suddenly the Talkie Boiyz are talking about potatoes. How could a mastery over the eggs of the earth place these idiots in positions of power if they were in medieval times? Confused by that sentence? Welcome to the show! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help the...

Before this week's episode the Talkie Boiyz sat down and watched a classic film masterpiece which means that, naturally, the episode is a breakdown of the genius they've just witnessed. This one is bursting with bullying, bear attacks and body switching! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundc...

The Boiyz try to be more inclusive this week and attempt a full episode without any swears, curses or naughty language. Without any hiccups along the way the Boiyz talk about Hogwarts Legacy, Orange Juice and the new Fast X trailer with nary a swear. This episode is rated (E) for everyone and also (G) for General Audiences. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to...

Huw wants to split the Earth the other way and nothing will distract him unless Jeremy and Josh reveal they went to Dua Lipa’s private party. Which they do. From alcoholic fortune cookies, the inventor of the shape of nuggets, a big chum bucket and getting into the party the way the elephant would, through the roof. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help the...

Jeremy pitches the perfect life as a trapdoor and gives a behind-the-scenes look at his Only Fans before Liv brings a game from her drama class of yesteryear. The Talkie Boiyz get to interview an angry green movie star, an incompetent lobster, a friendly monster and a porn/movie star. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out,...

This week, Jeremy and Keegan got wet and blue themselves to experience the long awaited sci-fi sequel to James Cameron’s original 2009 juggernaut. The Watchie Boiyz prepare for the film by discussing what they remember about the original and if they will leave the cinema having learnt the Way. Immediately following their viewing, they excitedly shout about Keegan’s cinema hype, befriending a whale...

There are a few no-shows (oh no!) this week, but thankfully Liv and Huw have sent a couple of stellar guests in their absence. First a stuntman drops in to detail the various stunts he's performed, and then the heir to the Perrier sparkling water fortune comes in search of the job he was promised. There's also a surprise test involved, ooOOooh! These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so...

After a full five years of being on the air, the Talkie Boiyz are taking a week off and instead are airing everyone’s favourite early morning radio program, KBL FM. On today’s broadcast, hosts Squizzy and The Juice take calls from people who are Having a Bad Day, interview the controversial rapper Lil’ Problematic before checking in with up-to-the-minute news from around town. All while playing so...

2023. Boy howdy. Here we go. Keegan tries to name the perfect squad before the podcast takes it outside to forever alter the power hierarchy of the DEA Universe. Huw then brings it home with a belated annual birthday scroll for Jeremy with a little superhero flair. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them h...

“His name is not Spaghetti and Meatballs, star of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.” “Fuck you.” “The herioc figure truly ended the Cold War” “You spelt heroic wrong.” “Sarah Jessica Parker Feet Photo.” “An egg cup is a more efficient spoon.” …The DEA Podcast signs off 2022 with utter pandemonium. See you next year. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help th...