Don't Expect Anything

Trim your tree, wrap your presents, completely cover your nude body in tinsel because it’s Christmas once again! This year, the Talkie Boiyz are sharing some festive stories with all you good boy and girls. There’s naughty children plotting revenge, a magical kiss gone awry and the cutthroat world of the Christmas business. Ho Ho Ho baby… These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you...

To get into the holiday spirit, Jeremy forced Liv, Josh and Huw to sit through the 2006 instalment in the Tim Allen Christmas cinematic juggernaut, The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. Sorting through this jolly jaunt, The Boiyz will discuss the immortal life of elves, who even is Jack Frost and when they all stopped believing in the magic of Christmas. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive fe...

Somehow, Jeremy and Keegan found themselves alone in a podcast together which can only mean one thing, SQUIGGLY WIGGLY TIME! Jeremy gets confused about what a pipe is, Keegan has a potentially deadly splinter, Jeremy doesn’t know what goes in a camel's back, Keegan is in awe of the accuracy of tongues, Jeremy thinks about John Howard and Keegan tells the story of the century. These Talkie Boiyz su...

After a quick break at the zoo canteen the gang are back to finish their critique of the animals. Will the wolf wind up wounded? Can the axolotl go full throttle? Truly a zoo-mongous climax. These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https...

It's safari day at Huw's Zoo, which means that it's time for the Talkie Boiyz to go around and rank every single animal on display. Who among these courageous animals will be recognised as the most worthy? Who will find themselves doomed to extinction? It's time to find out.

This week, Josh presents the thrilling journal of a family holiday from 2006 and Liv brings along some love letters from Grade 2. Huw delivers hard facts about sex dolls while Keegan is confused about how pirates had fire and what is a ‘Hail Mary’? These Talkie Boiyz survive off positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud:...

Guess Huw’s back? Back Again. Davies Back. Tell a friend… he’s taking control of the podcast as the Talkie Boiyz present various wacky “would you rather” scenarios to each other. Thus, important questions are posed such as: Are you able to eat a hot bowl of cornflakes? Can you drink a midnight Guinness? Are there enough Human Petrol Pumps? Will you ever be able to walk past a confetti factory agai...

DING DONG x12 It’s been a while since the two crew of Jeremy and Huw convened for an edition of DEA Nights! It’s the 12th edition, aka the midnight mass, and to celebrate their trip around the metaphorical clock, they have collated some of their favourite moments from over the years. So grab some brews, make sure the moon is high in the sky and settle in for a reminiscence rumble! These Talkie Boi...

Come Trick Or Treating with Liv and Josh as they search for some candy on October 1st. Probably not the best decision to jump the gun 30 days early but that won't stop these little scamps. As the sun sets and the stars come out to play, so do interesting and downright frightening characters. Join these two Talkie Boiyz on an adventure of a lifetime. These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feed...

Josh shows Keegan how to use emojis in discord within the first five minutes of the episode and Jeremy gets mad as the show is irrevocably derailed. He desperately tries to create a conversation about the keys to success (which fails), the Boiyz greatest sporting achievements (mostly about failures) and their original cat burglar personas. These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so i...

This week Jeremy M. Costa interviews the one and only Spaghetti The Yeti. Delve deep into the biology and culture of THE BigFoot. What makes him tick and why is he finally, after all this time, talking to the press? Jeremy M. Costa asks the real questions about the day THE photo was taken and the story will surprise you. These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so if you would like to...

The spookiest of months begins with some chat about Matt Smith’s HotD before Josh, Keegan and Jeremy design their own Westeros house, including cooling mediaeval cocktails, foggy mountain towers and being as small as possible. Later on, Jeremy recounts a recent adventure in which a missing letterbox, a creature named Bames Jacavoy and a non-fatal duel led him to undergoing physical therapy. R.O.P....

Why does anyone ever bother doing anything when it just can’t compare with THAT ONE DAY IN SEPTEMBER?! The DEA Podcast have once again undertaken their annual tradition by inviting a bunch of rambunkshus drunks to celebrate the footy! WARNING: This episode is pure chaos. The first part of the episode, Jeremy, Josh and Laura give their expert tips. During the half-time break, Jeremy morphs into a t...

This week we discuss the convoluted tier system of cool stuff, some tea talk and there may even be a short musical number reciting the description of an old episode. And that was all before the intro music so what do we have to offer once the show actually begins? Well Jeremy tried replacing a door handle and somehow managed to fuck that up. Then in the back end we get crude. Have you ever seen th...

The DEA Podcast would like to welcome you to Liv’s Book Club. This week, the resident dating/reading expert of the podcast has brought the advice book “100 Reasons to Keep Him and 100 Reasons to Dump Him” to teach the Talkie Boiyz how to properly operate in a relationship. While discussing the many intricacies of love, the conversation turns to whether you’re fat or not, a scheduled ice-cream deli...

Everyone's favourite sub-show “Squiggly Wiggly With Jeremy And Kwiggly'' is back with more Squiggly than ever before. The boys discuss Gym edicate, Highschool reunions, how to syphon petrol “Properly” and that time Jeremy died. Just some casual talk for your mid week slice of Wiggly. These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters o...

This week Liv, Keegan and Jeremy are here to finally gush about their favourite show with no restraint on spoilers, Better Call Saul! Having wrapped up its stellar six season run, The Talkie Boiyz discuss their emotional state following the finale, why Kim Wexler is the best part of the series, how damn beautiful everything looks and which show is better? These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positiv...

Eighteen years later, Lana Wachowski returned to the Matrix for the fourth and final(?) time and thus, Keegan and Jeremy are JACKING IN baby! Join them as they experience the second conclusion to the franchise and pose many thought provoking questions such as: Is Keanu a good actor? Can corporate greed produce a good film? What the hell is a rebootquel anyway? Are modals real and also what are the...

This week you are graced with another beautiful musical intro by Jeremy as the rest of the Boyiz endure. Then something extremely rare happens, Keegan learned something. It was about testicles so don’t give him too much credit but it’s a switch from the norm. Speaking of switches, the fellow Talkie Boyiz do what they do best and talk about switches. More specifically implanting them onto their bod...

Get your neck ports primed and make your computer code green and vertical because the Watchie Boiyz are JACKING IN to the Wachowski’s initial cinematic ending. Jeremy and Keegan wax philosophical about romancing computer programs, the mysteries of virtual Satan, saving cookies for the future and the Dragon Ball Z of it all. Also, at some point they name a bunch of sauces? How many times will Jerem...

Josh is eager to master a crane down on the docks for $2,000, Huw throws boiling hot jam into an enemy’s eyes and Jeremy invents a whole new segment on the fly. These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so if you would like to help these sad, sad, sad podcasters out, you can find them here: Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dont-expect-anything Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3...

The Watchie Boiyz are jacking back into the Wachowski’s digital world as they turn their attention to the first of the highly divisive Matrix sequels. Having never seen it before, Keegan is simply a pebble attempting to hold back the tsunami that is Jeremy’s love for this film. With a discussion brimming with topics such as supreme leather outfits, what it means to have conscious choice, the decon...

This week utter chaos breaks loose as Keegan brings a game to the table. With his trusted lackey Huw, they play the game of Snaps to see if the Talkie Boyiz can crack the code and play along. It’s a full house this week with all the Talkie Boyiz joining in. Will anyone crack the code? If so, who will it be? All these questions and no more will be answered. These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positi...

For some delicious bonus Sunday Funday content, The Watchie Boiyz make their debut by ‘jacking’ into the Wachowski’s genre defining, dynamic altering, sci-fi franchise. Jeremy’s utter love of these movies causes various nerdy freak-outs while Keegan’s first time truly experiencing this cinematic gem leads to a desire for the Matrix lifestyle and a debate on the pros and cons of digital prostitutio...

Jeremy somehow became a mayor overnight so it’s up to the Talkie Boyiz to become city planners, law enforcement, transportation experts and keepers of fine jewels… everything a good city needs. With special guest Deacon Mew becoming one of the Boyiz this week, his great mind for slogans and architecture will be put to good use. These Talkie Boiyz are suckers for positive feedback, so if you would...