Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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Jun 15, 2026
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Episodes
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART TWO - WATFORD 1-2 BURNLEY 19.04.2025 55:37
Part two of the fan reaction after a great first half and a referee affected second half saw Watford lose the game but a lot to enthuse over in terms of the performance but equally questions to be asked about discipline from senior squad members. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PART ONE - WATFORD 1-2 BURNLEY 19.04.2025 54:39
A great first half and a referee affected second half saw Watford lose the game but a lot to enthuse over in terms of the performance but equally questions to be asked about discipline from senior squad members. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Portsmouth (Home) 18.04.2025 40:39
Ahead of the Burnley game the lads chat with Freddie from the PO4Cast where discuss all things Pompey, Baah's "Fortnite" dance and the war of words between the respective managers after the Vicarage Road match, we look with wariness at Pompey's home record before the prediction season and it's new incarnation carry on in the usual shoddy manner before Justin surprises everyone by waxing lyrical ab...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Burnley (Home) 16.04.2025 44:23
The lads catch up with friend of the podcast Joe from Turfcast and discuss a superb Clarets season, The New Waggoners pub "Trio of Sausage" and we hear John introduce Iggle Piggle to the Prediction League whilst "Tin of Soup" makes a return deputising for the dog!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the vie...
Watford Women 4-0 Gwalia United 13.04.2025 26:31
The hornets needed a win to ensure that the final game away at Exeter would determine who finished 3rd in the table. As it transpired Watford currently sit 3rd and will need a win or draw at St James Park next week to cap a really strong finish to the season. The only cloud was the injury sustained by Lashante Paul and we talk to Anna Filbey about her injury as she looks forward to returning in pr...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WBA 2-1 WATFORD 12.04.2025 49:36
Here are the highlights of the post match chat following a 2-1 defeat at the Hawthorns against a team playing 4-4-2 who played with pace on the break whilst the Hornets played attractive but ultimately less effective football. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our...
Under 18's & Under 21's both play within 24 hours of each other 11.04.2025 26:55
Having attended the Man City FA Youth Cup Semi-final with 4,000 plus other Watford fans, Pete was able to see the other development side and gives his thoughts, plus there is a chat with some young Hornets at half time and a chat with Under 18's boss Matt Bevans - which reminds us that the Under 18's season is far from over!!! OYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Yo...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BAGGIES AWAY 10.04.2025 11:22
TC gives his thoughts prior to the trip to the Hawthorns plus ahead of the FA Youth Cup semi-final on Thursday evening. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John P...
"BELT UP WITH BARRY" FROM WATFORD 09.04.2025 11:59
Barry from Watford tells us about his new podcast out this Friday where in episode 1 he will chat with Watford legend Troy Deeney! Not to be confused with Fake Taxi which is a very different kind of thing altogether! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons:...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 1-0 HULL CITY 09.04.2025 54:15
After a 1-0 win in front of too many empty seats, here is the fan reaction, the manager reaction and some news relating to Baah and Chakvetadze injuries. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner,...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - WEST BROM (AWAY) 08.04.2025 45:26
We catch up with "Where's Kev" and talk all things Baggies, Mowbray, 4-4-2, lots of centre forwards and slipping just out of the play offs. The prediction league leaps from one disaster to another, the dog is late and risks a points deduction and we find out about Carl getting into trouble on the train back from Bristol! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Ey...
WATFORD WOMEN 1-0 IPSWICH TOWN WOMEN 06.04.2025 32:32
Pete competes with a very noisy Watford supporting rabble as the Golden Girls took on the league leaders Ipswich Town. A really battling performance saw the Hornets triumph and afterwards Pete spoke to both Ellie Head & Manager Renee Hector. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge th...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Hull City (Home) 06.04.2025 42:04
Ant joins us from the to Hull and Back podcast to discuss all things Hull including City of Culture, shrimp related doping bans, "speering the gooch" and more nonsense before we even get to the prediction league with Jarvis operating at 200% speed, John getting Carl and Justin to roll dice and Carls Fact and Fiction relating once again to David Bowies guitarist. More insightful analysis then you w...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - BRISTOL CITY 2 -1 WATFORD 05.04.2025 1:02:16
All the fan reaction after a 2-1 defeat at Ashton Gate a rather limp performance after an initial exciting first 15 minutes that evaporated after Kwadwo Baah limped off. The high point however was more than just a consolation goal by the returning Mamadou Doumbia which may give us something to look forward next season. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes...
AT OUR PLACE - COACHING 04.04.2025 1:16:18
Justin along with many others attended the "At Our Place" on Wednesday this week and took lots of notes - he couldn't read any of them after but here he chats through questions and his best recollections of the answers and Pete despite not being there goes jabbering on per normal! Similar nonsense from the people who bring you Prediction Leagues whether you want one or not!! COYH!!!! This Podcast...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE BRISTOL CITY AWAY 03.04.2025 12:47
Clevs talks through the nice weather modern striker difficulties and what Chakvetadvze needs to work on to improve his end product COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anse...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Bristol City (Away) 01.04.2025 40:51
Our good friend David joins us from the Forever Bristol City podcast to talk all things Robins! The prediction league takes a strange turn (yet again) as the Gwyneth Paltrow Scented Candle card is played by ...well you'll have to listen for any of this not make any sense per normal. Just takes us on a bus tour, David promises to learn the Clarinet and Carl promises not to miss another prediction l...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - WATFORD 0-0 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 29.03.2025 51:22
A quick Post Match Phone In where Pete gets carried away cos he's still in the ground - no one else got carried away because Watford didn't really turn up til the second half and especially once Baah came back from injury in the last 20 minutes! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hug...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE PLYMOUTH ARGYLE 27.03.2025 12:48
TC looks forward to the end of season run in with the season still very much alive and gives his thoughts on players returning from both injury and the international break. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, P...
THE OPPOSITION VIEW - Plymouth Argyle (Home) 27.03.2025 50:03
Aaron from Argyle Life/Green & White podcast joins us to discuss the Pilgrims season, those goals from that player at Home Park plus Aaron turns out to be a very harsh judge for the prediction league which may or may not have ramifications for the Prediction League title (as if anyone cares!!). We discuss the season ticket renewals, the sad news that Aidy Boothroyd has been diagnosed with Parkinso...
OXFORD UNITED WOMEN 0-0 WATFORD WOMEN 24.03.2025 23:53
With Oxford and Watford chasing the top 3 and with Watford with games in hand both teams went toe to toe - Pete wobbles away to himself on a game that didn't lack in commitment from either side. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichW...
WATFORD WOMEN 5-0 PLYMOUTH ARGYLE WOMEN 16.03.2025 31:53
A record crowd for a Watford women's game enjoyed a sunny afternoon and were treated to five goals. Pete mumbles his way through the game and only occasionally gets confused as to who is who - however there is no mistaking a great day on the pitch and a great signal for the growth of the womens side of the club enjoying a bumper crowd inside Vicarage Road. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created an...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PT2 - OXFORD UNITED 1-0 WATFORD 16.03.2025 45:34
Part Two of the fan reaction after the defeat at the Kassam and includes the 5 word and long form reviews plus even more poetry than you'd expect!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean...
POST MATCH PHONE IN - PT1 - OXFORD UNITED 1-0 WATFORD 16.03.2025 47:40
Part One of the fan reaction following a 1-0 defeat at the Kassam stadium to Oxford United who had not managed a win in 9 games. The distribution of responsibility for the performance and the result is discussed with different callers having different takes on proceedings. A call for more youth to be bought through to the first team is made and discussed. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and...
TALKING CLEVERLEY - THOUGHTS BEFORE OXFORD UNITED AWAY 14.03.2025 7:00
TC gives his thoughts ahead of the trips to Oxford including Bayo's emotional day, injury and illness updates and memories of a discussion with opposing manager Gary Rowett. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman,...
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